Dogs Do Not Understand the Word "Chillax."
8 March 2011
As I mention from time to time, I don't respond to FB friend suggestions but will friend pretty much anyone who asks me. (I try to weed out the obvious porn.) It's how I keep it real, ya feel me?
7 March 2011
Me to turtle: "Okay, I screwed up and left your light on crazy late. If you don't tell anybody about it there might be a couple of dead bugs in it for you, capisce?"
Dogs do not understand the word "chillax." I can state this with complete certainty. They also have trouble with, "quiet", "hush", "right now", "I'm going to kill you I swear," and, "shut the hell up with that stupid barking."
I am beginning to believe they do not actually understand English very well.
6 March 2011
Big rehearsal day. And before that, Boy must be delivered into the hands of Pokemon Black via the local game store. Well, not that local. Busy me.
