SEQUESTERED AT CyPhaCon!

I am still at my author's table at CyPhaCon.  I had four green Orion slave girls dancing around my table today.  

Before I could whip out my camera on my Kindle, they were gone to amuse other authors and vendors.

Maybe today they will stay longer.  If I were Captain Kirk they would!


Two female vendors, garbed in CosPlay attire walk by my table many times a day on errands.  

I say HI -- What a day, right? -- No rest for the weary -- Have a profitable day!  

Different greetings all done with a "This is some convention, right?" smile.

Each time I get a look that should jut out four inches from my back.

Drake, the cyber artist next to me, finally said, "Why are you so nice to them all the time when they give you such looks?"

I smiled, "Sooner or later, they'll smile back."

"Uh, that would be when H___ freezes over, and we're not going to be here that long."


A father dressed like a '40's cop walked by with his little daughter skipping proudly next to him dressed as Catwoman.

I smiled at his way of keeping her close but happy: she was handcuffed to him as if he had arrested a dangerous criminal.

A violinist played at each of our tables for a bit, STAR WARS, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, BRAVEHEART, etc.

An author grumbled across from me after he left, "He must make money from the vendors paying him to move to the next guy!"


David and Ethan, the two graphic artists behind me, were gracious enough to watch my table during the past two days as I raced to the bathroom.

I had two friends that were supposed to be with me but they had to back out at the last minute from job and car problems -- 

so David and Ethan were life savers or at least kidney savers!

I am giving away a raffle ticket with each of my books bought.

Come today at 3:30 P.M. 

I will draw for an autographed AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON movie poster, 

a Brad Pitt autographed picture from INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, 

a Johnny Depp autographed picture, 

and a James Gunn (Director) autographed photo from GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

A young girl working below my floor has bought all 11 of my paperbacks.  She won't tell me what item she wants.

It would hurt me if she did not win anything, 

so I am bringing a Brad Pitt autographed photo, 

a Johnny Depp autographed picture, 

and a Robert Downey, Jr autographed photo with cards signed by Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth.

If she doesn't win anything, I will ask her what she wanted, and depending upon what item she wanted, I will give her the appropriate autographs for free.

Hey, she bought every one of my books!  She deserves something, right?

So now you know why I haven't been visiting all you guys at your blogs!