Technical Problems Gumming Up the Works

Nick Christophers, far left.
Some may have noticed that I haven't been posting lately. It's really annoying because I've got some cool stuff that should've been posted already.

The moment I've long dreaded finally arrived, you see. It happened last night. My heretofore loyal desktop computer rather abruptly died, which in turn nearly caused me to die (twas only a fleeting feeling of cardiac arrest).

A few deep breaths and a swift pull from a bourbon bottle helped (for about three seconds). I am...