An Un Run!

The cat is on U today. There seems to be a lot of uns at play. Of course the cat found some fun and so for U the un had to be done.

You are screwed,
Enough to give attitude.
And not in a fun way.
Unsexed at your bay.

That would suck.
No literal pass the buck.
Unsexy you are,
Even to a cougar at the bar.

You can uncork.
But you're outta pork.
Not talking about pig.
You can still dance a jig.

For the slow,
Means things don't grow.
You've been unsized.
Not the least bit prized.

Uncocks and lost.
Damn, quite the cost.
All from a glitch.
You got that itch.

Had to go unwaxed.
For it you got taxed.
Now you're snip snip.
Can't even get a grip.

So to stay unsunk.
It's a slam dunk.
Don't get that wax,
Or be lax.

Remain unfixed.
So things can be mixed.
And not unsexed,
Like you've been hexed.

With unzips,
You'll have trips.
Not kinked up,
Like a fixed pup.

You can stay prized,
Maybe even upsized.
If the next guy is unsexed,
Your muscle can get flexed.

Afraid of waxing now? The cat went there some how. Not sure why but the un lead this rhyming guy. Unsexed would be bad if you were a human lad. The cat is okay with being snip snipped though. It means I've got no places to go. U was a bit of a gutter pass. But that is okay for my unsexed little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.