Why Do Some Terms Upset Otherwise Ordinary People?

I've never seen anyone use the term "please and thank you" when they weren't a jackass, douchebag, or dildo, midway through the process of actively being a jackass, douchebag, or dildo.


I don't know what it is about that phrase...although I sort of do.  It's like it simultaneously acknowledges that there is such a thing as manners and civil discourse, and then tosses that concept back in the listener's face.  Like they're saying, "Sure, I could say 'please' and 'thank you' like someone who went to Kindergarten in the Western world and had parents moderately interested in teaching me decorum, but instead go fuck yourself."


I dunno.  It just really grinds my gears.  Perhaps it's because I've never heard it in a genuine context.  I mean, maybe it defies being used genuinely.  It always seems to be something people use in a sarcastic manner.


My roommate in college couldn't stand the word "breath."  I didn't understand that.  I mean, I sort of do.  Breathing is vaguely related to germs and certain kinds of breathing can be sexual.  So, okay, just the idea of breath was bothersome enough to him that the word itself upset him.  "Please and thank you" might be my "breath."  Or you might all agree with me.


What about you?  Any terms or phrases or words that just get your hackles up?  Justified or otherwise?
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Published on April 06, 2016 09:00
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message 1: by Rhiannon (new)

Rhiannon Frater In Texas those words are used in the context of which they are meant. So...this post threw me. I'm still scratching my head.


message 2: by Stephen (new)

Stephen Kozeniewski Rhiannon wrote: "In Texas those words are used in the context of which they are meant. So...this post threw me. I'm still scratching my head."

Now that you mention it, it could absolutely be a regional thing. I've never heard anyone say it IRL, sarcastically or otherwise.


message 3: by Nia (new)

Nia Ireland 'Guesstimate'

It's not a word. Fuck anyone who pretends it is.


message 4: by Stephen (new)

Stephen Kozeniewski Nia wrote: "'Guesstimate'

It's not a word. Fuck anyone who pretends it is."


It does raise the question of what the difference is between "estimate" and "guesstimate." Which would be nothing. Thus making it useless AND fake.


message 5: by Nia (new)

Nia Ireland Stephen wrote: "Nia wrote: "'Guesstimate'

It's not a word. Fuck anyone who pretends it is."

It does raise the question of what the difference is between "estimate" and "guesstimate." Which would be nothing. Thus..."


I think a guess isn't based on anything, an estimate is based on previous data. You can't half and half it! You're either guessting or estimating.

I'm an angry pedant


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