Numerals Up With The XXX Cup!

The cat is now on X, does that convex? I mean I am going backwards for the a to z. Some people needed to be reminded at their sea. Will we meet in the middle? Maybe if you don't diddle. XXX and diddle. Hmmm let's avoid the gutter fiddle.

It's the a to z.
This is post 3.
Bah, 3 is so crappy.
It looks so unhappy.

We can't have that.
An unhappy post from the cat.
People would riot.
Hmm, maybe I should try it?

So what of X?
Does it convex?
There is no hex.
Let's give numbers a flex.

Hot to trot,
I say a lot.
Betsy may be counting.
Maybe XXXI it is amounting?

Al may know.
He has them down at his show.
Is it Captain Caption XXXXXXX yet?
Could be a safe bet.

If we went the 1000 way,
We'd be doing M today.
That would be all out of whack.
Have to stay below 100 at my shack.

0 isn't a number?
Not even when you slumber?
Well it's not this way.
Just XXXX on display.

Or maybe an XXXIV.
Are needles hated by thee?
The IV isn't scary.
XXXIX gets the cherry.

Have you caught on?
This is my XXIV con.
Maybe my XXXIX one?
I have no idea under my sun.

XXVIII is ready.
I guess a backwards IV flows steady?
They are going backwards like me.
This is the X verse from me.

Did you catch my X? Does it still convex? For X I used X. Nope, there is no hex. Roman numerals were at play. Don't you love math using letters at your bay? You were expecting porn with the XXX today? Damn, I let you down at my bay. Maybe I'll show you a naked pic of Cass. I am always the helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.