Time To Myself

"The other world is a club I wish not to join."
-Quentin Crisp
"The Naked Civil Servant", 1975 Film

Twenty-five years ago today

March 7, 1986
Friday

The weather is starting to look gloomy once again. I am supposed to be seeing Chad tonight. I just realized that at midnight it will be four months since we officially met.

Work passed. I didn't see Chad after all. He was photos assisting at an "Eddie and The Tide" concert at Centennial Hall in Hayward, CA.
"Why don't you come to the concert?"
Chad urged me to attend but I didn't. It was pouring down rain. I needed "TTM". I stayed home and watched FALCON CREST. I also created a glossary of acronyms (it the letters are in quotes the word is actually pronounced versus saying the letters):

OG: Old Geezer
OGMO: Old Geezer Grossing Me out
GMO: Gross Me Out
"OGMOSIS": A Group of Old Geezers Grossing Me Out
G"MAB": Give Me A Break
MT: My Type
PBL: Possibility
QBL: Questionably gay
OBV: Obviously gay
VVR: Very Very Ridiculous
"PineVok": A Pineapple Vodka
OW: Overweight
TOL: Tub Of Lard
SII: Suck It In
"LIAHO": Let It All Hang Out
LT: Like That (actually snap your fingers)
BB: Bleached Blond
NMT: Not My Type
JR: Just Right
"WAB": What a Bone!
"WAG": What a Gut or Geek or Goob!
PAE: Parts Are Edible
TMF: Too Many Freckles
QF: Quick Fuck
"ELF": Everlasting Fuck
"DA": Dumb Ass
NB: Not Bad
"NIM": Not In The Mood
OOI: Out OF It
GTTM: Grody To the Max
CFMP: Come Fuck Me Pumps
STS: She's Too Sleazy
"NOYB": None Of Your Business
OOS: Out of Shape
NBD: No Big Deal
BS: Bull-Shit
CE: Cute Eyes
GB: Great Body
SSB: Some Smooth Body
VCO: Vision the Clothes Off
CMF: Catch My Flight
"NAH": Nipples Are Hard
GTE: Getting Too Excited
TMO: Turn Me On (or OFF)
G"MAK": Give Me a Kiss
DYU: Do You Understand?
NP: No Problem
LOF: Lack Of Funds
"AYAGAYL": Are You As Good As You Look?
"JAF": Just A Fantasy
IMC: International Male Catalog 'material'
"GOOT": Get Out Of Town
TTM: Time To Myself
"WAC": Wise-Ass Chick
C"MUMM": Can't Make Up My Mind
SFH: Sent From Heaven
GTH: Go To Hell
YFS: Your Feet Smell/Stink
"TIBD": Tomorrow It'll Be Over
DPS: Damn Pretty Smile
L"FAP": Looking For A Prince or Princess
LBC: Let's Be Choosy
LBS: Let's Be Selective
FIL: Falling In Love
HF: High-Fashion
RMB: Ride My Bike
RH "Factor": Receding Hairline Factor
PG: Pretty Good
I"NAR": I Need A Raise
HS: High-Standards
E"FAT": Escape From All of This
CD: Calm Down
NMOT: Not Much On Top
NA: Nice Ass OR Not Applicable
SOS: Same Old Shit
"SAND": Start A New Day
TTR: "Try To Relax"
H"BAD": How Bout A Drink
G"FAN": Good For A Night
DP: Definite Possibilities
ANP: A New Position
DBS: Damn Big Schnozzel (Nose)
R"FAB": Ready For A Break
I"NAB": I Need A Break
GSD: Good Stiff Dick
PST: Play Some Tunes
JPR: Just Plain Relax
"WAFA": What A Fucken-Asshole"
"BAN" W: Buy A New Wardrobe!
MDC: My Dream Car
T"MAJ": Tell Me A Joke
G"FAK": Go Fly A Kite
OE: Old Enough
YMO: You're Missin' Out
GTB: Go To Bed
FOC: Full of Complements
"OMH": Over My Head
TDY: Too Damn Young
OTR: On The Rag
TDH: Tall Dark and Handsome
TDB: Tall Dark and Beautiful
TDO: Too Damn Old

"I had it both ways...just like Oscar Wilde."
-"The Borstal Boy", 2002 Film