I HATE TO DATE: No, Really!

Greetings Picky Ones:

I suppose there are women who really love to date. Considering the number of men I have met and dated, one would presume that I enjoy it as well. While, of course, it can be quite palatable at times, it can also suck up more precious time than any activity known to womankind. It is a means to an end. I love being in a relationship. Dating? Not so much.

My first experience with dating was when my Barbie dated my Ken. But as we all know, Ken has no genitals and so that was a...