Walk The Plank Or Give A Yank?

Oh where this could go if you let your gutter mind flow. But the cat shall stray and keep on task today. At least I will try. Even snip snip, I'm still a bit spry. So for Y we have Yanker. No, not down there, you wanker.

What are you,
There at your zoo?
Are you the yes man?
Maybe woman for a yes span.

Or are you a yanker?
You know, the anchor.
Do you yank people back,
There at your shack?

Yank them from the cliff,
After they get a big whiff?
The yanker of common sense,
When things get tense?

Which way do you yank?
Yanker of money from the bank?
At least there is no fees.
You can yank with the breeze.

Ever think you were a yanker?
Beats an oil tanker.
Then you'd be slick,
And most likely a dick.

Worked dick in without yanking.
The cat doesn't need a spanking.
Hmm, I guess I'm a yanker,
Pulling myself back before I become a wanker.

Is that a bloody wanker?
Have to ask a yanker.
They can yank all back.
Go on a yanking attack.

Not to be confused with a Yank.
They are some human rank.
A Yank that's a yanker,
May even impress a banker.

But back on task.
Nope, I haven't hit the flask.
The cat doesn't drink.
Yank myself away from the sink.

Do you yank all away?
Are you the yanker at your bay?
Maybe I'm yanking your chain.
The cat likes to be a pain.

Are you ready to tell the cat? Are you the yanker where you are at? Blogger doesn't like the word yanker. Spell check can be a real wanker. So the yanker or the yankee, which one are thee? Were you surprised with my yanking Y? Yeah, I am doing the a to z backwards in case you are new under my sky. If that screws you up here is some gas. That will fix all from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.