Summer’s Been Fired!

That’s right — that pipsqueak has been sent packing. This is my blog now!

First on my agenda is deleting every blog post that I am not in! Because who wants to see those anyway?

Every blog post will have me and nothing but me, because I know that is what people want anyway. Amiright? So here is the schedule:

Monday: A nice portrait of me.

Tuesday: Since it is Tortie Tuesday, I will use this day to impart wisdom and advice.

Wednesday: Cool photos of me in action. I will include the other cats in these photos if I am whapping them.

Thursday: This is when you leave comments saying how thankful you are for my daily presence in your life.

Friday: Flashbacks of highlights from my life.

Saturday: In which my human creates brilliant art from images of me. I expect her to spend most of the week getting these masterpieces together.

Sunday: Selfies of me!

If you do not like this, you will have to deal with my wrath!

April Fool!

Had you fooled, didn’t I?

At least I think it was a joke!
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My 2016 calendars are here!