Because politics in Wisconsin was missing something.

Violence:

Rep. Nick Milroy tackled while trying to enter Capitol.

"It's cool, it's cool. I can understand why the cops would tackle me. I'm a Democrat, after all, and those aren't legal residents here anymore." I might have gotten the quote a little off, but that's the gist of it ;-)

I do look forward to what's next in our gloriously unified nation. Maybe we'll start having gladatorial games where lions eat liberals, live and streaming on the Web!

In other political news, John Stewart once again proves he is the nation's seemingly only source of clear-headed news:




He is so on the money (heh heh) that it's just depressing. Wow, how can neocons live with themselves when they speak out of both sides of their mouths like that? Oh, yeah, because they're getting MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to do so.

Chris