Our Planet Will Be Saved Through Boring Corporate PR Statements

*It'll take thousands and thousands of these statements, in every language
and from every corner of our stricken globe -- but we're off to a good start here.

*If you expect your children to survive, then expect to hear tons of rhetoric like this. Tons and
tons of it, megatons of it. Gigatons. Great endless smokestack torrents of it.

It might sound a little less dry and tedious than this, but I can promise you: not by much.

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