The Rude and Naughty – Both Theoretical and Applied

Semblance Wombatdesign is best known as the world’s leading expert on the Rude and Naughty at both theoretical and applied levels. Her General Theory of Kink is often cited as the groundbreaking work in the field, especially in the field (or allotment) where the use of the dibber for erotic purposes has now become the norm. Not only that her paper on the theoretical uses of the cucumber – whole or sliced (in the half-time) sandwiches – has, many claim, revolutionised the erotic relationships...