Suck vs. Not Suck

So Alcott went to the vet yesterday. He was just going for a dental cleaning, which already made him unhappy enough-- he's friendly to the vets and all, but he'd prefer to be home sleeping. But then to make matters worse, the cleaning didn't go well. Apparently he has the teeth of an old man cat, despite being four years old, and they had to remove ALL of his molars.

Well, not all. 8. Apparently the remaining 6 were already missing.

So now he has no molars at all, just front teeth. But that's not