Have you noticed our flags are having erections?

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A friend of mine asked if I’d noticed how often our flags have been flying at half staff.



Yes, of course, I have. All I do is notice. While you’re out there earning a living (and goofing off reading this) I’m out in the world noticing everything.



I notice birds, motorists, cloud formations, obscure news stories, parenting techniques, commercial pitches, cooking trends,