A Rewind Detect With The Connect!

The cat doesn't want to be mean, yeah right, since when at our scene, but there is a site up here for people to give a missed connections cheer. It is sooo sad some of the things they say and not in a good or lovey dovey type way.

I saw you standing there...
Isn't that at song at ones lair?
And you smiled at me...
Are you sure it was at thee?

It was 10:00am at the hardware store...
Hammer that out at your shore?
I really wish I got your number...
Excuse me while I now go slumber.

To the girl who drove by me today...
That is really descriptive of you to say.
I winked at you and you liked it...
Was she driving as slow as shit?

I hope you see this...
Meaning he's hard up for bliss.
Then maybe we can get some lunch...
I'd bet against that a whole bunch.

We met at the square...
Bet you were quite the pair.
You sat on the bench with me...
Wow, butt warming together with glee.

Our eyes met...
Gag this pet.
I shared my lunch with you...
That was a stupid thing to do.

Then you got lost in the crowd...
Told you so, but of it I'm not proud.
And I couldn't find you...
He just wanted a free lunch to come due.

I don't have much faith people connect on here...
At least you are semi-wise, dear.
But it is worth a shot...
You just lost your semi-wise spot.

You were the cute dumptruck driver at the gas bar...
My, this is going to go far.
I was the girl in the red car...
See? It is going really, really far.

I wanted to tell you that you had a great smile...
Seems we have those on here by the pile.
You made my morning, thank you....
And he still hasn't got a clue.

I could go on all day. There are plenty of them near my bay. Just as bad as the dating site stuff. To those who missed out, in most cases, I say tough. Open your damn mouth at the time. Then you won't need some poor pitiful me missed connection chime. If you keep your yap shut then that is your doing at your hut. Strange people who pine over things that could be. All they needed to do was open their yap and see. That is all for today's sass. I know, I'm a mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.