Can Get Tricky When Things Get Sticky!

Humans use a lot of tricks, from smart ones to hicks. They use them all from hall to hall to remember this or that. No trick needed to remember to feed the cat. If you don't feed stitches your leg may need.

The trash needs to go.
You have to take it out.
But you forget high and low.
Then you get yelled at and pout.

So you make a check.
It's as easy as can be.
Throw the trash on the deck,
Whenever you empty thee.

Clothes need to be done.
This one isn't hard.
Unless you don't have a ton,
Or bury them in the yard.

A pile you see.
That is that.
Unless busy as a be,
Won't miss that where you're at.

The car needs gas.
You just ran out.
That sucks in mass.
Now time for a walk about.

How do you keep it filled?
Why you take gas to heart.
Passengers may be less then thrilled,
But check your gas every time you fart.

Forget about a bill.
Who cares about that?
Until the company doesn't get it in their till,
Then you become a bad credit stat.

Don't want to be in the dark.
So every time the light goes out.
Remember your mark,
And pay bills with a shout.

Can't remember a date.
That just won't do.
Could piss off kid, dog or mate,
If you don't follow through.

Some use their phone,
But that can die.
So if you got no dial tone,
Remember each date when the sun is high.

There you are at your sea. Some helpful tips at remembering from me. Any you have seen or use? Afraid to tell me as I may abuse? Pffft, the cat would never to that to any of his follower mass. Yeah, I wouldn't believe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.