theconsultingredhead: Drunk (part 2) Part 1. General warning for dubious consent because of...

Drunk (part 2)
Part 1. General warning for dubious consent because of drinking.

Tequila Makes His Clothes Fall Off: orphan_account - 1,991

When Sherlock gets in the way of John getting laid, a drunk John decides that he will have sex with Sherlock. Basically, John is a trash can that has been thrown into a dumpster which is currently on its way to a landfill. ;)

It’s Not Irrelevant To Me: theSeventhStranger - 11,007

After having a bit too much to drink, a talk about masturbation leads to sex. Much porn, many feelings. Virgin Sherlock (a.k.a my drug of choice)

I Like Your Pants: wheresmywatson - 3,139

Equal parts Johnlock and Mystrade, John and Lestrade get super drunk and start drunk texting the Holmes bros. Sherlock has purple pants that match the purple shirt of sex.

Coming Out: LiviKate - 13,439

Teenlock; John tries to get over his pining for his best friend by going to a party which leads to him having sex with a random guy. Sherlock’s reaction is a bit not good. (warnings: homophobia, abuse)

Pardon my French: archea2 - 8,219

Sherlock speaks in French when he is drunk and says some revealing things about his feelings for John. John recruits Lestrade to teach him French so he can finally respond in the language of love (hehe I’m corny I know)

About Last Night: TalksToSelf - 28,348 (drunk fic is chapter 1)

John wakes up not remembering the night before so Sherlock has to explain why they are in bed together. Fluff and Virgin Sherlock.

Lisp: orphan_account - 3,444

Established Relationship: John discovers that Sherlock has a lisp when he is drunk and it is as adorable as you would think. :>

Not Luck Johnny, Fate.: Madophelia - 7,306

Unilock; John puts his phone number in a bucket where people are randomly matched. When a stranger named Sherlock chooses his number and texts John to arrange sex, a somewhat drunk John decides to slow things down a bit. Virgin Sherlock (today is my lucky day)

A Study In Kisses: Tindomerelhloni - 1,665

John wakes up hungover in bed with Sherlock who informs him that John tried to kiss him last night. Sherlock has never been kissed and John immediately rectifies that situation. Fluffy porn.

Objectivity: EmmyAngua - 2,565

At a pub night with friends, a drunk John accidentally talks about Sherlock’s eyes and it ends up on Youtube. (His eyes really are gorgeous though)

Christmas: WhimsicalEthnographies - 7673

Established Relationship: John and Sherlock have their first Christmas together as a couple and are generally adorable. This is definitely my favorite version of Sherlock being drunk.

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