The Truth (and Lie) Revealed…

I decided I’d make you wait on my truth/lie reveal until today.

I’m tricky like that…

My truth: I murdered 2 goldfish when I was three years old.

How, you ask?

I put salt in their tank.

In my defense, I’d seenmy mom “shake” food into their tank. And so, yeah,I did the same with the salt shaker.

Of course now,looking back, I have to wonder if I was doing a little pre-career research…