i wrote a poem on twitter last night

michael jordan has disease
dunk disease
my disease is the dunk disease. symptoms include insane dunks
the only cure to the dunk disease is more dunking
the dunk disease is transmitted only through dunking
don't get dunked on or you may contract dunk disease only to find yourself dunking back

i just dunked

i got the dunking disease and i am a dunking maniac
these dunks are getting a little gay

dunkaliscious

i dedicate this dunk to michael phelps and birds that tweet

this dunk is for my dad who is in jail for dunking too hard on my mom

the worst thing about dunking disease is when you dunk so hard that your hands make stigmatas
everyone at school judges you for having dunk stigmata
i feel often stigmatized after dunking hard
i will dunk no more
jk i will dunk forevermore

just invented a dunk called the butterfly dunk
only butterflies can do the butterfly dunk

jeepers i can't feel my dunks

this dunk i will use to save the lives of others

dunk dunk dunk

i dunk on the tyranny of blahbiddyblah
my dunks crush the undunkonable

i thought i burped but really i dunked
i thought i lived but really i dunked

the dunking disease has left me perfect in dunks
only in dunks can i dunk eternal dunk
puddledeedunkaroo
i love you dunk you in the dunk trunk
you
i
dunk