WTF Wednesday: A Rusty Celeb Poem
Forgive me, for it's been a while.
Some time has passed, the months flew by, since our last celebrity poem.We'll do our best, we'll try, try, try,to make the celebs feel at home.
Christina's in quite a pickle,her boyfriend's DUI caused a clamor.We know it's rude to be fickle,but she passed out in the slammer.
Gwynnie often makes our shit list,she's constantly raising her nose.But Oscar Karaoke we can't resist,to the top of the happy list she goes.
Charlie Sheen just joined Twitter,his crazy will be on display.His career flushed down the shitter,another meltdown any day.
J. Biebs has turned seventeen,growing up before our eyes.Now if only he'd let us intervene,we'd baptize him with pink hair dyes.
I can't promise there will be more, these poems are a giant time suck. But the celeb mishaps galore, fit right in on our Wednesday of WTF!
PS: We're hitting up Bri Meets Books as well as The Story Siren blog today. If you're not too sick of us, check them out! 
Some time has passed, the months flew by, since our last celebrity poem.We'll do our best, we'll try, try, try,to make the celebs feel at home.
Christina's in quite a pickle,her boyfriend's DUI caused a clamor.We know it's rude to be fickle,but she passed out in the slammer.
Gwynnie often makes our shit list,she's constantly raising her nose.But Oscar Karaoke we can't resist,to the top of the happy list she goes.
Charlie Sheen just joined Twitter,his crazy will be on display.His career flushed down the shitter,another meltdown any day.
J. Biebs has turned seventeen,growing up before our eyes.Now if only he'd let us intervene,we'd baptize him with pink hair dyes.
I can't promise there will be more, these poems are a giant time suck. But the celeb mishaps galore, fit right in on our Wednesday of WTF!
PS: We're hitting up Bri Meets Books as well as The Story Siren blog today. If you're not too sick of us, check them out!
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