The internet of things to stick up your butt

I apologize for that headline, but you can only be so delicate in discussinga rectal thermometer with a Bluetooth transmitter. Along with a speedy network connection, the Vicks SmartTempWireless Thermometer comes with a smartphone appthatallows you to trackyour or your child’s body-temperature stream, share the datawith Apple Health and other commercial services, and upload the readingsto the cloud for safekeeping and corporate scanning. I sense the devicehas a rich symbolic meaning, but I f...