What I'd say if Erin Andrews was my daughter

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(660 words)



Congratulations, my darling, oh, apple of my eye, on a truly just verdict in Nashville. The jurors agreed it was fair you be awarded $55 million from that vile stalker and the hotel incompetents who allowed him to ruin your life.

May that princely sum forever serve as a reminder to hotel