When Somebody Says "I was raised Catholic, and I can tell you..."

...expect the next words out of their mouths to be a farrago of confusion. Case in point, this utterly mixed up young thing who stands on the forefront of our nation's next generation of "abortion providers":

Raised Catholic, LaRochelle was inspired by author Alice Walker and helping poor pregnant women in Latin America. She remains spiritual; in her perfect world, free access to contraception would end abortion.

How spiritual can you get?