Ever Want to Die in a Novel? Murder in March

We all deserve a role in a novel? What if that role involved dying? Would you be a good guy, a bad guy, the ex? The best friend? Or the random Red-shirt?

The next logical question is how? Is it a fantasy? Are you eaten by a dragon, stabbed in the kidneys by a halfling, or flambéed in andorian brandyby a wicked wizard? Is it horror? Sorry , I can’t help you there.

Is it science fiction? A quick painful implosion in vacuum outside a space station, atoms scattered by a transporter beam, or dying...