The Elbowdevice Erotic Cogitator

Plankton Elbowdevice is best known in the UK as the man responsible for inventing the device now synonymous with his name. A device used in the bedrooms, erotic boudoirs and sex dungeons of almost every English couple engaged in a sexual relationship – even if it is not with each other.

Of course, there was a time, hard as it is to believe now, when the Elbowdevice Erotic Cogitator was not an automatic purchase for any romantically engaged pairing. However, back in those days, there was no re...