The Call To Adventure: Becoming The Hero Of Your Own Story

Underpants gnomes Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won’t stop until they have underpants. Why do they do that you may ask. For profit, of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak’s room all hours of the night.

Phase 1-Get underpants

Phase 2-?????????

Phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$

If you have always dreamed of adventure and growth but can’t seem to leave your hobbit-ho...