Ashe Vernon's Blog, page 109
February 1, 2016
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
Sorting 170 orders for shipping
ALRIGHT! Orders are OFFICIALLY closed [a couple hours late, because I wasn’t home when time ran...
ALRIGHT! Orders are OFFICIALLY closed [a couple hours late, because I wasn’t home when time ran out]
Thank you SO much to everyone who ordered! I got a HUGE amount of orders, WAY more than I was expecting, and I’m now midway through the IMMENSE project of signing and packaging all of them.
I probably won’t be able to mail them out until Tuesday, instead of Monday (sorry! I’ve got 170 books to sign!!!) but I promise that I am working tirelessly to get these little babies into your hands. This project was a huge undertaking but I think it has been so worth it. I’m immensely proud of the end result and I can’t wait to ship it out to all of you.
<3 you have all been lovely. Thank you for your support and your love.
And now!
TO BOOK SIGNING!
January 31, 2016
latenightcornerstore:
latenightcornerstore:
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I’M SO FUCKING PSYCHED TO FINALLY REVEAL THE OFFICIAL COVER OF MY VALENTINE’S DAY CHAPBOOK!!!! My sister, Kelsey Schreck [who also designed the cover of Belly of the Beast], knocked it out of the park, yet again.
We’re getting close to the release of this little baby so I just want to remind you that this book is LIMITED EDITION! Orders will CLOSE at the end of January and they will not reopen! This is your one and only chance to get your hands on it.
Oh, and did I mention? EVERY single copy will be signed!
A small, intimate collection of love poetry–My Mother Didn’t Know follows the story of “You” and “Me” in the early stages of their budding relationship. The book centers around the idea of preservation of self and control over one’s own body within the context of a loving relationship. A perfect collection for Valentine’s Day: My Mother Didn’t Know prioritizes soft feelings, open communication, and new love.You can order your copy here, through Etsy, for only $10 + shipping!
This book is made entirely of BRAND NEW poetry! Never before posted or even performed anywhere else!
THREE MORE DAYS
TWO DAYS LEFT!!
Reasons you should order this book:
It has the best erotic poem I’ve ever written in it
there’s a good four pages of sex ed info at the back, all written in the style of disgruntled college grad (me) who wants you to know about your body
you get to watch me have text conversations with myself
my sister made one of the most gorgeous covers ever and I won’t be offended if you just tear it off and put it on your wall and cry over it
the entire story avoids any and all gendered indicators or pronouns
it’s a great Valentine’s Day present for the bae
it’s a great Valentine’s Day present for you bc your single self is still worth spoiling
there’s just over 24 hours left to get it!
NINE HOURS LEFT
FOUR MORE HOURS!!!!!
ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE
WE ARE STAPLING BOOKS AS I TYPE THIS
THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL YOU...
WE ARE STAPLING BOOKS AS I TYPE THIS
THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL YOU GUYS
YOU HAVE ONE MORE HOUR TO GET THEM
(Im on mobile so here’s an ugly, unembedded link:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/260892369/my-mother-didnt-know-preorder )
latenightcornerstore:
latenightcornerstore:
This is just a...
This is just a little sneak-peak of the kind of poetry you’ll find in my LIMITED EDITION chapbook, My Mother Didn’t Know.
Orders CLOSE in TWENTY-FOUR HOURS so click here to reserve your copy before they’re gone forever!!!!
SEVEN HOURS TO GO
Three and half more hours and then it’s gone FOREVER!!
latenightcornerstore:
latenightcornerstore:
latenightcornerstor...
I’M SO FUCKING PSYCHED TO FINALLY REVEAL THE OFFICIAL COVER OF MY VALENTINE’S DAY CHAPBOOK!!!! My sister, Kelsey Schreck [who also designed the cover of Belly of the Beast], knocked it out of the park, yet again.
We’re getting close to the release of this little baby so I just want to remind you that this book is LIMITED EDITION! Orders will CLOSE at the end of January and they will not reopen! This is your one and only chance to get your hands on it.
Oh, and did I mention? EVERY single copy will be signed!
A small, intimate collection of love poetry–My Mother Didn’t Know follows the story of “You” and “Me” in the early stages of their budding relationship. The book centers around the idea of preservation of self and control over one’s own body within the context of a loving relationship. A perfect collection for Valentine’s Day: My Mother Didn’t Know prioritizes soft feelings, open communication, and new love.You can order your copy here, through Etsy, for only $10 + shipping!
This book is made entirely of BRAND NEW poetry! Never before posted or even performed anywhere else!
THREE MORE DAYS
TWO DAYS LEFT!!
Reasons you should order this book:
It has the best erotic poem I’ve ever written in it
there’s a good four pages of sex ed info at the back, all written in the style of disgruntled college grad (me) who wants you to know about your body
you get to watch me have text conversations with myself
my sister made one of the most gorgeous covers ever and I won’t be offended if you just tear it off and put it on your wall and cry over it
the entire story avoids any and all gendered indicators or pronouns
it’s a great Valentine’s Day present for the bae
it’s a great Valentine’s Day present for you bc your single self is still worth spoiling
there’s just over 24 hours left to get it!
NINE HOURS LEFT
FOUR MORE HOURS!!!!!
Okay, so, I really want your newest book (and I would have ordered it sooner except I thought I was too late) but... how do I use Etsy?
If you follow the link to my book, then select the quantity you want, you should be able to checkout as a guest and it will tell you all the information you need to put in
