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September 5, 2014
Death’s Garden Revisited
Please tell me about the cemetery that changed your life. I’ll collect the best stories into the second volume of Death’s Garden: Relationships with Cemeteries.
Originally posted on Cemetery Travel: Adventures in Graveyards Around the World:
Twenty years ago, I was given a box of miscellaneous cemetery photos. They had been taken by my best friend’s husband over the course of his travels around the Americas. Blair was 28 years old and dying of AIDS. He wanted to know his photos had a good home.
I decided to put together a book that would feature those photos. Initially, I was going to write all the text, but as I talked to people about the project, everyone seemed to have a cemetery story to tell.
The book title expanded from Death’s Garden to Death’s Garden: Relationships with Cemeteries. I was thrilled to discover that people I knew — even complete strangers — all had a graveyard they’d connected with, either because a family member was buried there, or because they’d visited it on vacation, or because they’d grown up in a house near it, or for a whole bouquet of…
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September 2, 2014
The Dangerous Type is on Goodreads
Selfie at the Exploratorium
I checked in on Goodreads yesterday, planning to review the book I’d just finished reading the night before — and got the most wonderful surprise:
The Dangerous Type: Book One of the Dangerous Type Trilogy
The publisher had listed the first book of my science fiction trilogy!
The listing was my first opportunity to see the back-of-the-book text and the new publication date (July 2015). It was my first solid assurance that this really, most sincerely is going to happen.
The best thing about the listing: the publisher clearly got what I am doing with the book. I was surprised to see it called military science fiction, but that certainly applies. I think of it as a Hong Kong revenge space opera, but yeah, lots of military tactics.
The last sentence filled my eyes with tears of joy: “With a supporting cast of smugglers, black market doctors, and other ne’er-do-wells sprawled across a galaxy brimming with alien life, The Dangerous Type is a fantastic beginning to Loren Rhoads’s epic trilogy.”
Epic.
All my life, I’ve longed to see that word describing something I’ve written. I kept whispering it to myself throughout the day yesterday, trying to grow into it.
If you’re on Goodreads, you can add The Dangerous Type to your to-read shelf by clicking the link above. That will guarantee you’ll know about the book giveaway, when it’s scheduled. While you’re there, you can also check out my Author Page, look over my book reviews, or friend me. I’d love to know what you’ve been reading. See you there!
September 1, 2014
Meet my Character blog tour
There’s a new meme going around writers’ blogs. Each author is invited to interview a character in one of their own recently published or upcoming works. I’ve been tagged to participate by Laurel Anne Hill (http://www.laurelannehill.com), author of Heroes Arise and a new “spirit meets steampunk” novel called The Engineer Woman’s Light. You can read her character’s blog interview here.
Since As Above, So Below is on my mind at the moment — what with the release of its namesake film this weekend — I thought I’d interview Lorelei, the succubus heroine. Well, she thinks she’s the heroine.
In the beginning of the novel, Lorelei leaves the human she was dancing with to buy a drink for an angel hunched miserably over the bar at her master’s dance club. Lorelei can tell by looking at him that he has been cast out of heaven, but isn’t yet fallen. Never one to back down from a dare, Lorelei makes his fall her mission. Of course, the angel has plans of his own…
1.) What is the name of your character?
Lorelei. No last name needed, like Madonna or Cher or Pink.
2.) Is she fictional or a historic person?
She likes to think of herself as historic. After all, she bought Jimmy Page’s soul (in my short story “Never Bargained for You”) and warmed Joe Stalin’s bed.
3.) When and where is the story set?
As Above, So Below takes place in modern-day Los Angeles: in its dance clubs, burned-out churches, a storm drain beside the LA River, and in a park up by the Hollywood Bowl. My co-writer Brian Thomas lived in LA while we wrote the book and did a lot of work to ground it in real places.
4.) What should we know about her?
Lorelei loves a challenge. She doesn’t like to contract herself with one person, unless that person’s downfall is going to drag a whole lot of other souls along. She’d rather flit from person to person, sowing damnation as she goes, looking for a much bigger score. A melancholy angel is just too tempting for her to resist. She takes enormous pride in being a succubus.
5.) What messes up her life?
Countries crumble easier than angels fall, even angels of questionable morals like Azaziel. Once Lorelei sets her sights on him, Aza injects a mortal girl’s soul into Lorelei’s infernal flesh — and our girl spends the rest of the novel fighting her dual nature and preparing for her exorcism. Azaziel says he wanted to show Lorelei love, but what she really learns is empathy.
6.) What is the personal goal of the character?
Lorelei’s goal changes over the course of the book. She starts out wanting to bring Aza down for the glory of Hell, but by the end of the book, she’s recognized that Hell isn’t worthy. She’s changed by the friendship she develops with the girl who possesses her. In the end, Lorelei wants Azaziel for herself. She feels like they deserve each other.
7.) Where can we read more about Lorelei’s story?
As Above, So Below is available in paperback and ebook from:
Amazon
Kindle
Nook
Black Bed Sheets Books
Two of my Lorelei stories have appeared independently, as well:
“Never Bargained for You” was published in Demon Lovers, edited by Dana Fredsti writing as Inara LaVey.
“The Angel’s Lair,” an earlier version of the novel’s first chapter, was published in Sins of the Sirens, edited by John Everson.
8.) When was As Above, So Below published?
In February this year.
LINKS AND BIOS OF AUTHORS WHO WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THEIR OWN CHARACTERS ON MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2014:
In the tradition of internet memes, I’m supposed to tag 5 more authors and invite them to interview their characters.
Mart Allard is a writer of Dark and Urban Fantasy fiction. She has published short stories in places like Talebones, Not One Of Us, and a handful of anthologies. She is working on a steampunk novel with the vilest villain I’ve ever read. You can get a taste of her fiction for free on Wattpad — and I strongly recommend that you do.
BRIAN THOMAS:
BrianThomas is the co-author of As Above, So Below. He served a decade-long stint as a researcher at 20th Century Fox, specializing in religion, arcana, death, and creative violence. He contributed his expertise in matters celestial/infernal to such projects asThe X-Files, Millennium, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Order, and The Omen, to name a few. He currently operates Rogue Research, a freelance research and technical advising service for filmmakers, authors, and artists.
S. G. Browne is the author of the novels Breathers (2009), Fated (2010), and Lucky Bastard (2012), as well as the novella I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus (2012) and the e-book short story collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel (2012). I count myself lucky to have met Scott at the first Haunted Mansion Writers Retreat.
John Palisano’s short stories have appeared in anthologies from PS Publishing, Terror Tales, Lovecraft eZine, Horror Library, Bizarro Pulp, Written Backwards, Dark Continents, Darkscribe, DarkFuse, Dark House, and, likely, one or two more ‘Dark’ places in there. Hard to say. They’re all so . . . dark. His novel Nerves was put out by Bad Moon Books and promptly placed in the “What the hell category is this?” section of Amazon.
MYSTERY WRITER #5:
I’m supposed to tag one more writer, but I’m not one of those people who tag others to participate in something without asking them first. We’re all busy people, right? After asking four additional writers to participate and finding out either they don’t have time or have already done the meme, I’m throwing in the towel. If you’re a writer and want to interview one of your characters, be my guest. Comment below or through the Contact Me form above, and I’ll send you the rules & questions.
Thanks again to Laurel Anne Hill for letting me participate!
August 29, 2014
As Above, So Below trailer
In honor of the opening weekend of the horror movie that shares the title with our succubus novel, I finally finished the book trailer.
I’m still learning my way around iMovie, but this one was easier to assemble than the Haunted Mansion trailer I did earlier this summer. Five or six more of these and I may know what I’m doing.
One of the things that made this trailer easier than the last was a the great blurbs I had to use. Thanks again to Dana, John, and Jeremy for their kind words!
August 26, 2014
Experiments in Publishing: Wattpad
For the last month, I’ve been playing with Wattpad, a site where writers can post their own work free for readers. In the last six days, since Wattpad featured my short memoir All You Need is Morbid, it’s gotten more than 3,000 reads. The book has climbed in their nonfiction ranking from #187 to #4.
This publication is an experiment. I’m curious to see if the jump in readers on Wattpad translates to sales of my books at Amazon or an increase of readers on this blog. So far there doesn’t seem to have been a big crossover, but it has been less than a week. If nothing else, all those new readers have skimmed over my name.
The 3000-reads number sounds great, but it’s deceiving, because that’s the total number of times the essays in the book have been opened. It works out to 2400 reads of my introduction, 150 reads of the first essay, and between 50 and 100 reads each of the following essays.
My takeaway from this is that my introduction isn’t doing its job to draw people in to the rest of the book. I’m going to have to revise and punch it up some.
I expected that the reading numbers would be highest at the beginning of the book and drop off for each successive essay, but that’s not the case. Instead, people are reading out of order. They seem to be pulled in by titles. The “Anatomical Venus” essay has done better than “Love for Rent,” even though I would have suspected that love hotels would be more of a draw to Wattpad’s 20-something readership than waxen medical models.
I have gotten a big increase in followers on Wattpad, which led to an increase of readers when I put up a cemetery essay yesterday. This leads me to think that Wattpad might be a good way to get the word out, when I have something new for sale — but that I can’t necessarily expect a big bump in sales.
I’m curious to hear from other people who’ve fiddled with Wattpad. Have you found it useful or frustrating?
Oh, if you’re curious, you can read All You Need is Morbid for free here: w.tt/1v768Vq.
August 23, 2014
The Death Salon is coming to San Francisco
I am really honored to be speaking at the Death Salon in San Francisco in October.
Originally posted on Cemetery Travel: Adventures in Graveyards Around the World:
This is lifted from the Death Salon events page:
We’re bringing our first ever one-day Death Salon event to San Francisco October 11, 2014. Deathlings will be taking over the Fleet Room at the Fort Mason Center. Just like our other Death Salon events, we’ll have speakers and performers from various disciplines informing and entertaining you all day and evening on diverse topics related to the culture of mortality and mourning. There are three ticket options:
Combo ticket for day & night sessions (best price, limited quantity)
Day Session only ticket
Night Session only ticket
Please Note: This event will be filmed, upon purchasing a ticket, you are consenting to being filmed. Questions? Email us at info at deathsalon dot org. Below is the tentative lineup of speakers and performers.
***LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE***
DAY SESSION emceed by Death Salon co-founder, mortician Caitlin Doughty of The…
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August 22, 2014
Split in spirit
I came back from Michigan on Wednesday, but I feel like I left half myself behind. Both my parents haven’t been well in the last month.
My mom had hip replacement surgery yesterday morning. She’s 73 and arthritis has been attacking her hip joints. She had the first replaced five years ago. She refers to the surgery as the best thing she’s ever done. She was certain this surgery would be just as easy, but I kept thinking that every surgery is dangerous.
Mom read or heard somewhere that hip replacement is the bloodiest surgery. Her doctor prescribed six times the regular amount of iron, so her body could make extra red blood cells in advance.
My dad didn’t call yesterday. By the time I realized, it was too late for me to call. So I called his cell this morning and happened to catch him in the hospital room. Everyone sounded very chipper. The surgery was an hour and a half shorter than the doctors expected. She actually went to physical therapy yesterday afternoon. The expectation was that she might be sent home tonight after dinner.
Dad hasn’t been feeling well lately, either. It’s probably dehydration, since he doesn’t like to drink water when he’s driving — and he’s been driving a lot this month, since he’s hauling livestock to county fairs. I hope it’s only dehydration. He had his first heart attack — and first bypass surgery — more than 20 years ago.
I wish I could be home taking care of them, but they didn’t let me take care of them when I was home. Mom finally relinquished her car keys so she could take her pain meds. She let me cook for them occasionally, but then she insisted on cleaning the kitchen afterward. I was forbidden to do laundry or housework. I wanted to help, but they didn’t want to let me.
Instead, I am back in San Francisco, squiring my daughter to medical checkups, cleaning house, getting ready for school to start. The new school clothes have been washed and put away. We’re reviewing our math. I need to sort out the after-school classes.
Added to all that, her best friend is moving away in a week, so there is a lot of processing and mourning going on. I know what’s she’s going through, because my best friend moved away in 5th grade — and my replacement best friend moved away in 7th grade. It’s hard to be the one left behind.
All the emotional work and worry is making it hard to think about settling down at my desk to write. I’ve been chipping away at my email and slowly sifting through my desk. There are deadlines coming up and pieces that I’ve promised and things I really should finish up. Realistically, though, real writing isn’t going to happen until the first week of September.
I’m trying to be okay with that. I could beat myself up for not being productive now, but frankly, I’m still somewhat jet-lagged — and I have a birthday sleepover to survive tomorrow night.
Sufficient to the day. That’s what I keep telling myself.
August 16, 2014
Retreating/Revising
Last week, I was lucky enough to take a few days out from my life to go back to the Gilchrist Retreat Center. I went with my friend Mart again, for two half days and one glorious rainy day that held us at our computers for the better part of 12 hours.
This year wasn’t the triumph that I felt last year. I struggled with the book I brought to work on. The work itself was an emotional roller-coaster. Someday day I’ll write about the stages of grief an author endures during a novel revision. I managed to go through all of them in the course of our brief retreat.
Dies Irae, the book I struggled with, is the sequel to As Above, So Below. When Brian and I wrote the original draft of our novel in 1998, it came in around 600 pages. When I revised it to get it down to salable size, I chopped the monster in half at the exorcism, which is the natural ending of the first half of the story. That left the true ending of the story as the climax of a second book.
I worked on Dies Irae for Nanowrimo one year and wrote a new beginning to introduce the second book. Later, I pulled the rest of the book together in a rough order. I remembered it as being a nearly finished book. Reading through it earlier this week, I realized there’s still a lot of work to do.
And I was completely stumped by what to do with it. Wednesday morning, I was beating my head against chapter four, which had become a dumping ground for time-filling scenes that didn’t advance the plot or address the main characters. There was some good work, but it didn’t fit the book I was trying to finish.
Then I realized that I didn’t really need those scenes. At least, I didn’t them where they were. I could pull them out and get back to the plot. Without the dead weight, the story would fly ahead.
It was the simplest realization, but it felt blinding. Inspiration poured into me and I fell in love with the book again as I saw my way forward. It was amazing.
Unfortunately, Mart and I had to pack up our stuff and clean up our cottage and drive the several hours back across Michigan to return our rental car. I didn’t have time to do the work to finish the book — and I don’t know when I’ll have the time to work on Dies Irae again. If all goes well, when September begins, I’ll finally get the notes to finish up the science fiction trilogy that I was contracted for in February.
This has been a rough year for me, writing-wise. I’ve managed to do some good blogging and I’ve written the monthly column for Scoutie Girl, but I have been waiting around since February — with month after month of short deadlines that whipped by with no progress — to get the trilogy out of the way. I haven’t dared to dive into a big project because I didn’t want to miss my deadlines on March 1, April 1, June 1, and June 28… I couldn’t concentrate with the impending trilogy hanging over my head.
Instead, as the deadlines have been missed on the other end, I’ve been mourning that the year is more than half over and I don’t have anything concrete to show for it. I felt increasingly drained of inspiration and unable to let the words flow on anything that really meant anything serious and long-term to me.
Going to Gilchrist changed that. I’m hoping I can steal some more time to chip away at the Dies Irae revision, now that the way forward is clear. I don’t want to waste any more time.
How do you find inspiration when it seems to have escaped you?
July 31, 2014
Checking in
Loren & Mason in Japan in the spring.
Sorry for the long silence. Last week was rough: two things that I was very excited about either fell through or got postponed, and I don’t really know why. The twin disasters spun me and choked off my voice.
Good things have been happening this week, though. I’ve been plugging away on a new memoir on Wattpad. It’s called All You Need is Morbid: A Travel Love Story. Most of the pieces have been published before, in various places, but some of them are original to the book. They’ve never been assembled this way before.
This is the way I described the book on Wattpad: “Join my husband Mason and me as we poke through ossuaries, love hotels, medical museums, old graveyards, and hot new restaurants — and almost get sacrificed to a volcano. My brand-new memoir, exploring the world from San Francisco to Japan by way of Paris, Prague, and Pompeii, is debuting on Wattpad.”
I’m going to wrap the book up in the next couple of days, but you’ll be able to read it for free for the next six months. In the meantime, here are the illustrations for the essays. They don’t click through to the stories themselves, but you can follow the Wattpad link above and find them.
July 21, 2014
The Haunted Mansion Project trailer
Learning iMovie has been a slow and agonizing process, but I think I am finally happy with the book trailer I’ve made for The Haunted Mansion Project: Year Two.
I really like book trailers. I love the idea of a commercial for a book. I would say that I think they are difficult to do well, but maybe it’s just difficult to make one that I like. I think they tend to go on too long if they drag on much past a minute and a half. Like any other homemade video on the net, they often rely too heavily on filters and effects that distract from the message they want to convey: please buy my beautifully produced, carefully edited, and extremely well-written book.
I’d like to think my trailer meets those criteria, but let me know what you think.



