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July 26, 2018

Name these critters

Because I can’t. I mean, the this one‘s built like a moose, but it’s colored like a paint horse—a shetland, maybe, or a wild horse with a winter coat:



It’s definitely not a horse, though. Look at those hind legs.


And this one‘s . . . maybe a white raccoon? The legendary ghost coon?



Whatever it is, I saw something a lot like it one night in West Texas, eating on a deer carcass: pale, used sort-of hands, sat up on its hind legs. Watched me roll past at th…

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Published on July 26, 2018 22:16

July 25, 2018

Old Dreams I Still Have

Living and dying by Magnum PI growing up, I of course fell head over heels for this color scheme:



However, helicopters being far from any reality I knew, and trucks being ALL of my reality, I of course, then, wanted a truck with that color scheme, as Ford was doing in the late seventies:



Is that not baddest truck? Well, except for this one, which I think is a modified version of that—different wheels and tires, the color scheme kind of made louder:



Anyway, yes, I still do dream abou…

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Published on July 25, 2018 13:30

Clarion West

Anybody needs me next summer roundabout the end of June, I’m up in Seattle, teaching at Clarion West for the . . . let me see, let me see: third time :



Announcing the Clarion West Summer Workshop instructors for 2019


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Published on July 25, 2018 12:00

World Fantasy Awards

Wow, Mapping the Interior‘s a finalist. So cool:



Announcing the 2018 World Fantasy Award Finalists


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Published on July 25, 2018 07:45

July 24, 2018

My Kind of Party

That being Buster’s ‘Welcome home from jail!’ party from ep.5 of the new/current season of Arrested Development, where all the food is limited (“limited”) by his limited palate:


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Published on July 24, 2018 20:20

July 23, 2018

a Pre-Shark Week Listicle, with Teeth

Reading David James Keaton anywhere is always a good time, but especially at LitReactor. Cool to have a shark book on this list:



https://litreactor.com/columns/the-top-ten-shark-books-that-are-in-my-house-just-in-time-for-shark-week


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Published on July 23, 2018 19:26

The Deer & the Owl

Hey, this tweet got enough hearts that, were it Link, he’d now be functionally immortal. But I guess this is A link, anyway:



Never know if you don’t try pic.twitter.com/OIncv7WrqJ


— Stephen Graham Jones (@SGJ72) July 21, 2018



Anyway, yes, I subscribe to that philosophy. It’s a big reason I have so many scars, so many injuries, why I’m on so many daily pills in these my creaky years. Doesn’t stop me from collecting more scars and injuries, tho…

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Published on July 23, 2018 16:22

July 20, 2018

Suspended in Dusk II

The hard copies arrive. Very cool. “Love is a Cavity I Can’t Stop Touching” is in here. Cute little story about teenage love, and all that comes after.


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Published on July 20, 2018 06:48