Juliet Cook's Blog, page 64
November 7, 2018
MALFORMED CONFETTI has found another new home, next to a creepy doll!
Amy Bee received her copy of my new full-length poetry book, Malformed Confetti!
Displayed beside a delightfully creepy doll!
Photo taken by Amy Bee.
You can acquire your own copy of Malformed Confetti HERE (directly from the author) - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Or HERE (from the publisher, Crisis Chronicles Press) - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html
Displayed beside a delightfully creepy doll!
Photo taken by Amy Bee.
You can acquire your own copy of Malformed Confetti HERE (directly from the author) - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Or HERE (from the publisher, Crisis Chronicles Press) - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html
November 4, 2018
Next Sunday November 11th, November Uncloistered Poetry Reading!
Another poetry reading one week from today, Sunday November 11, 6-9 PM, at Calvino's Restaurant and Wine Bar, 3143 W Central Ave, Toledo, Ohio 43606!I'll be one of five featured readers (Lydia Ferguson Horvath, Matthew Sradeja, Juliet Cook, Bob Phillips, Rikki Santer), followed by an Open Mic.I'll also bring copies of some poetry chapbooks and books (including my newest chapbook, "From One Ruined Human to Another" and my new full-length book, "Malformed Confetti"), in case anyone might be interested in buying one. 
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From One Ruined Human to Another - https://www.etsy.com/listing/634109226/from-one-ruined-human-to-another-by?ref=shop_home_feat_3
Malformed Confetti - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=listing-shop-header-1
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From One Ruined Human to Another - https://www.etsy.com/listing/634109226/from-one-ruined-human-to-another-by?ref=shop_home_feat_3
Malformed Confetti - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=listing-shop-header-1
November 2, 2018
MALFORMED CONFETTI has found another new home!
Peggy Honeydew received her copy of my Malformed Confetti!
Delightfully displayed against sheets brimming with letters and punctuation marks! Photo taken by Peggy Honeydew.
You can acquire your own copy of Malformed Confetti HERE (directly from the author) - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Or HERE (from the publisher, Crisis Chronicles Press) - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html
Delightfully displayed against sheets brimming with letters and punctuation marks! Photo taken by Peggy Honeydew.
You can acquire your own copy of Malformed Confetti HERE (directly from the author) - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Or HERE (from the publisher, Crisis Chronicles Press) - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html
October 31, 2018
Malformed Confetti has been added to Juliet Cook's website!
I have now added my new Malformed Confetti to the Juliet's Full-Lengths section of my website, HERE
MALFORMED CONFETTI has found a new home on Halloween!
photo taken by Susan YountSusan Yount received two copies of Malformed Confetti today, on Halloween!Perfectly creepily displayed here next to a skeleton and two pumpkins awaiting their butchering.
You can acquire your own copy of Malformed Confetti HERE (directly from the author) - https://www.etsy.com/listing/641070988/malformed-confetti-by-juliet-cook-2018?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Or HERE (from the publisher, Crisis Chronicles Press) - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html
October 30, 2018
Just in time for Halloween, MALFORMED CONFETTI has found its way into the Blood Pudding!
Just in time for Halloween, I have now added a copy of my new Malformed Confetti poetry book to my Blood Pudding Press etsy shop!
October 29, 2018
Plus what is enough? (a collaborative poem written by Juliet Cook and Charles Cicirella)
Plus what is enough?
I didn't realize this fruit had fangs
until I bit in and swallowed.
I guess they're technically prickly spines
carved out of someone else's brain.
The x ray tech told me my veins were okay
but they only checked one part of my body.
I mean I can't even organize my own photos,
so let's not talk about the insides
of my screwed up head trying to coalesce
with the insides of someone else's.
Plus which your head can just fuck itself
if you're going to make fun of my other friends.
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The Me Too Movement left me on the sidelinessomewhere between Hell and High-water.And I’m not okay with that because I have a storyeven though I choose not to tell it unless the lights are out and I’m wearing my favorite pair of jammies.There’s something to be said for discretionary spending.
I’m so tired of taking the higher ground and listening to my better angels.The better devils inside of me are kicking up a tumbleweedtsunami and refuse to settle for their own Broadway musical.I’ve listened long enough to the voices inside my headand am pretty sure they don’t have my best interest at heart.
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Sometimes I think pinking shears live inside my bodyand I want to pull them out and cut off some of you guy's dicks.Sometimes I think there's a lawnmower living inside my bodyand I want to yank it out and cut off someone's eggplant shaped head.In my dream a doll house is filled with tiny chainsaws aiming towards doll eyes.In my nightmare I am the doll house filled with tiny dolls with chainsaws for mouths.
(you can listen to a reading of this poem on Charles' podcast here - https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/charlespoet/episodes/2018-10-27T10_34_54-07_00)
I didn't realize this fruit had fangs
until I bit in and swallowed.
I guess they're technically prickly spines
carved out of someone else's brain.
The x ray tech told me my veins were okay
but they only checked one part of my body.
I mean I can't even organize my own photos,
so let's not talk about the insides
of my screwed up head trying to coalesce
with the insides of someone else's.
Plus which your head can just fuck itself
if you're going to make fun of my other friends.
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The Me Too Movement left me on the sidelinessomewhere between Hell and High-water.And I’m not okay with that because I have a storyeven though I choose not to tell it unless the lights are out and I’m wearing my favorite pair of jammies.There’s something to be said for discretionary spending.
I’m so tired of taking the higher ground and listening to my better angels.The better devils inside of me are kicking up a tumbleweedtsunami and refuse to settle for their own Broadway musical.I’ve listened long enough to the voices inside my headand am pretty sure they don’t have my best interest at heart.
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Sometimes I think pinking shears live inside my bodyand I want to pull them out and cut off some of you guy's dicks.Sometimes I think there's a lawnmower living inside my bodyand I want to yank it out and cut off someone's eggplant shaped head.In my dream a doll house is filled with tiny chainsaws aiming towards doll eyes.In my nightmare I am the doll house filled with tiny dolls with chainsaws for mouths.
(you can listen to a reading of this poem on Charles' podcast here - https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/charlespoet/episodes/2018-10-27T10_34_54-07_00)
October 26, 2018
More MALFORMED CONFETTI photos
a few more photos from my Malformed Confetti book launch poetry reading last week (taken by Crisis Chronicles Press editor John Burroughs)
You can find out more about Malformed Confetti (and possibly acquire your own copy) here - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html?fbclid=IwAR3oj7H9dfVBOjCBjz0Ezwn1876c2xOxzVx9AvMXRDA2ohq4T0F7J7Y5cPo
You can find out more about Malformed Confetti (and possibly acquire your own copy) here - https://ccpress.blogspot.com/2018/10/Cook102.html?fbclid=IwAR3oj7H9dfVBOjCBjz0Ezwn1876c2xOxzVx9AvMXRDA2ohq4T0F7J7Y5cPo
