Anton Strout's Blog, page 136

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Mon, 00:19 : Home, on couch, plague receding, catching up on shows.. maybe some writing Mon, 04:03 : I'm sure I'd get more writing done if someone dangled a PEZ dispenser just out of reach

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Sun, 00:28 : I may have the Captain Trips super virus, so if you see me, RUN!!!

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Thu, 15:07 : On this most thankful of days aren't you oh so thankful that you know me? #Thanksgivingfail Thu, 22:03 : Soon I will engage in the age old tradition of putting myself into a food coma #Thanksgiving2012 Fri, 03:59 : If I vomit that means I can fit more pie in, right? #Thanksgiving2012

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Wed, 13:41 : Lady & The Trample #BlackFridayLit Wed, 13:43 : Not sure how 100% this truly is, but Alchemystic is scheduled to be released December 21st on @audible_com.. a (potential) holiday miracle! Wed, 14:02 : RT @ilesleybooks: 24% done with Alchemystic, by Anton Strout: looooving this book! can't wait to read more. http://t.co/cmGwGzKA Wed, 14:05 : This year, I'm putting the 'i' back in Christmas... I expect gifts from you all. Wed, 14:31 : I give #ReaderThanks to every enthusiastic reader out there who picked up one of my books (or any, really) & shared their love w/ another Wed, 17:29 : If you don't see me on here, I hope, like myself, you all will take a moment from being ungrateful asshats to be a wee bit more thankful Wed, 17:31 : And also do your whoorishly commercial Black Friday best to pimp my books as the MUST HAVE gifts this season #gobblegobblebitchez Wed, 17:35 : Maybe THIS will be the Christmas where I finally get my 'urban sombrero' from the J. Peterman catalog! Wed, 22:13 : I have started defrosting Kelsey Grammer to wake up at 4am to start cooking him Wed, 22:25 : If @Syfy ever develops 1 of my two fantasy series from @AceRocBooks, I will totally write in a megacrocosharkapotomus and/or a velocirapper Thu, 01:10 : Family and friends, people... Make these next few days all about the things that matter (PS I consider all of you my friends) Thu, 03:58 : RT @tiffanytrent: You know, I just want Sean Bean to catch a break. Just once. #LoTRmarathon

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Tue, 14:18 : Yes, RUSH, I do believe I WILL begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive... Tue, 17:50 : Want personalized holiday bookplates for any of my books this joyous season? Here's how to get them! https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx Tue, 17:54 : Give the gift of Alchemystic or the Simon Canderous series with snarky personalized holiday bookplates! https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx Tue, 19:08 : People, think! If we protest Walmart Black Friday, how are we going to get more pics to ridicule @ http://t.co/xzz0zgq9? #nationalemergency Wed, 01:07 : The Thanksgiving baking has begun! Sous cheffing like a MOFO! No mandolin accidents yet... broke a string.. needs to retune... Wed, 01:50 : MTV's Catfish might be my new crack... Wed, 02:17 : I am so effing excited for the 11/28 release of Baldur's Gate for the iPad.. .now I need my own iPad or I'll have to get really crafty... Wed, 03:19 : Your eve reminder that you can get personalized bookplates if you're giving the gift of Alchemystic or Simon Canderous https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx

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Mon, 17:52 : Still no title for Spellmason Chronicles2: Electric Boogaloo... until you chime in, people, it's Stonegasm! Mon, 19:51 : I suppose if one of you writes ALL THE THINGS, I don't really need to finish this book now, do I? Tue, 00:47 : I'm pretty goddamned lucky. That is all. #preThanksgivingful Tue, 01:51 : I want distraction waffles AND friendship waffles. Breakfast CAN serve several purposes! Thanks, Parks n' Rec! Tue, 02:16 : Blocking out the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the background, which will only help inspire the destruction in the scene I'm writing! Tue, 04:16 : How am I supposed to write when the Mines of Moria have stuff in them that need smashing? (Sorry, Gimli!) #LegoLOTR

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Sun, 17:18 : If you earn a free turkey through your grocery shopping this year, sign up to donate it.. (Our store lowered their spending to get one) Mon, 00:35 : If I kill them all at 30,000 words, I don't have to write the rest of the book, right? Mon, 02:49 : Oh think of all the #BadConnections that come at the (right) hand of Merle's knife stump!

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Sat, 16:55 : I am pretty sure I'm the Sixth Element... Sun, 01:23 : After playing a bunch of Lego LOTR I'm not sure that Sauron is the one we should be blaming for the attacks on Middle Earth #smashysmash Sun, 02:46 : RT @ErinMHartshorn: The only sad thing about reading Alchemystic by @antonstrout is I'm fairly certain I have to wait until fall 2013 fo ... Sun, 03:24 : Goodbye, Twinkies is the name of my 4 Non-Blondes cover band.

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Fri, 13:43 : Tis a ghost town back in the office today *straps on proton pack* Fri, 15:21 : It saddens me that future viewings of Ghostbusters may have to CGI (insert popular foodbrand here) over the Twinkie for the analogy to work Fri, 16:15 : All I want for Christmas is a two book deal (or movie/tv rights sold) #thereasonfortheseason Fri, 17:39 : Imma gonna play me the sh*t out of some Lego Lord of the Rings on the XBox this weekend... Gimli WILL make out with Legolas, dammit! Fri, 17:47 : What if a gigantic 40-story yellow cake golem rises from an abandoned Hostess factory & we have to fight it & its creamy death rays? Fri, 21:29 : Time to get my Hobbit on.. later, Lego bitchez! Sat, 01:05 : RT @RobJDurand: Would you look at that http://t.co/0hBuhLmA @antonstrout Sat, 01:07 : Okay... Thai food, ANTM finale, THEN LEGO Lord of the Rings (got the Elrond Minifig with it) Sat, 01:26 : We will only defeat the 40-story yellow cake golem w/ our hearts, our mouths, & our newfound diabetes.. Our totem guide: Walrus Brimley Sat, 03:50 : First thoughts of Lego Lord Of The Rings: A++ having used Isildur, the Shards of Narsil, Sam's gardening & tinderbox...

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Thu, 18:04 : Im in a cab! I'm on a train! Then a subway! Then a bus! Then I'm home! #glamorousauthorisglamorius Thu, 22:03 : Home, bitchez!!!! #thud #sendhelp Thu, 23:26 : Since Lego LOTR is out & The Hobbit movie is coming... They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!: http://t.co/F7WiD5bc via @youtube