Anton Strout's Blog, page 119

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Thu, 00:57 : Four creatures are sleeping in my house at the moment and a fifth is writing this tweet #silentbliss Thu, 01:13 : For those who haven't seen it up on Facebook, here (from top to bottom) are Julia and Benjamin Strout! http://t.co/8z7vFBmhbc Thu, 04:11 : Is finally watching The Name of the Doctor!

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Wed, 16:10 : Heavy is the digital head that wears the cybernetically implanted crown Wed, 19:19 : I am busy today *throws laptop & gargoyle action figures into a room of infinite monkeys & hopes for the best*

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Mon, 13:10 : I'm sure we call all agree that Buffy Summers probably joined SHIELD & we can sneak her on to the TV series, right? Mon, 13:43 : Monorail monorail monorail monorail #earworm Mon, 16:29 : (checking the Sookie 1-star reviews) Guess what, people? The author doesn't write the ending YOU ask for, they write the ending THEY need Mon, 16:53 : And you might hate that author for what they did to the characters, but try to remember @wilw Wheaton's Law: Don't be a dick (to the author) Mon, 18:19 : Taking a note from Abercrombie & Fitch, my books are now only readable by skinny, cool people #not Mon, 18:19 : Which basically means I can't read my own books, even to edit them! Mon, 19:54 : Fifty points for Harrenhall! #confusingmyfandoms Mon, 20:22 : Achievement Unlocked: Suck it Copy Editor!-10G: Returned copy edits on Stonecast a day early Tue, 01:06 : Consumed: Ancho chile truffle.. nice slow heat to it... hey, some times it's not about the writing or the babies! Tue, 02:14 : Breaking news: M. Night Shyamalan's new show "One Trick Pony" will debut this fall on Fox

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Mon, 02:44 : Two kids coming, five bouncers in the house... I think we're having frogs...

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Sun, 01:24 : Oh, crap, I forgot I'm supposed to be doing copy edits!

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Fri, 12:49 : Oh, Friday, you sexy, sexy prelude to my weekend! You were missed! Fri, 13:05 : My ramp up time on any given work day to really getting started is anywhere from 10 to 480 minutes. Fri, 14:14 : Dragons outraged at Benedict Cumberbatch being chosen to portray Smaug (trying to beat the Onion) Fri, 19:16 : I use humor when I'm nervous, so place your bets now: When will my wife punch/kick/Vulcan pinch me during birth? Fri, 21:05 : Short haired woman, my build & complexion wearing a "Hoe has no boundaries" (her spelling) backpack... Not sure how to process that

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Thu, 19:49 : Thursday and I are not friends. In fact, we may be in a fight. Thu, 22:35 : Just leaving work... NOW! Fri, 02:02 : May 20th. 6am. There will be twins. Unless, of course, they are sneaky bastards & boogie into this world sooner... Stroutlings are sneaky.

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Wed, 14:10 : This sock monkey gargoyle is starting to whisper plot points to me for the next Spellmason book.. should I be concerned? Wed, 14:33 : Can we all agree in 2013 that bitching about pressing 1 for English is mild racist fuckery? Wed, 14:37 : If anything, I demand that pressing 2 for Elvish become an option! Wed, 15:56 : I don' t think @margaretcho outed John Travolta as much as John Travolta outed John Travolta Wed, 17:18 : I am sad at the sudden onslaught of "punk" fashion in the mainstream... it strips it of its hardcore Hot Topic roots #oldschool Wed, 18:07 : Most retweets evar thanks to @margaretcho... will have to somehow figure her into my next fantasy books release... or, I suppose, Travolta Wed, 20:24 : Most days at work it's very Valar Dohaeris here, but once in a great while I TOTALLY get all Valar Morghulis up in this bitch! Thu, 00:11 : Gargoyles, witches, warlocks, maybe even a druid in the new Spellmason book... that last one just to piss off @KevinHearne Thu, 02:46 : Look who's tweet made it to the bottom of this article http://t.co/7czSAvd5AU

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Tue, 15:57 : Brevity is (or rather, should be) the soul of sales and marketing Tue, 18:00 : Ray Harryhausen was one of the main reasons my book Dead Waters was such fun to write... you will be missed, good sir Tue, 20:04 : I have uncovered @YasmineGalenorn 's secret evil plan to make all the Penguins diabetic via a 400 lb box of chocolate (Authors: take note!) Tue, 20:12 : Umm.. is it me or does the Ender's Game trailer actually spoil Ender's Game? (No spoilers in the comments, please :P) Tue, 20:27 : THIS arrived today, thanks to @MelanieRMeadors Check out her other sockmonkeys over at Etsy https://t.co/dlONUtHutX http://t.co/ro6BBBR7c8 Wed, 00:53 : One of these days I'm going to take one for the team and watch the Super Mario Brothers movie all the way through Wed, 01:12 : RT @amber_benson: There is only one way. The hard way. Wed, 01:13 : RT @BrianRathbone: Games are art.

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Mon, 12:52 : Is there a gmail-ocalpyse I should know about today? Mon, 22:52 : It is TACO NIGHT, mofos! Bring it! Tue, 01:12 : It's sexay time here at Chez Strout! And by sexay time, I mean running formulas in Excel.. #ihaveissues