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January 22, 2015

“There’s a limit to what money can do, but the power of k...

“There’s a limit to what money can do, but the power of knowledge is unlimited.”
- Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor)

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Published on January 22, 2015 00:11

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows wh...

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
- George Carlin

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Published on January 22, 2015 00:05

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a...

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
- Confucius

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Published on January 22, 2015 00:00

January 21, 2015

Appreciating and Complimenting Female Beauty

Have one of these timeless expressions ready for when you need it!


Beauty is subjective; we all get that. And while there are plenty of online posts about the latest pretty girl expressions, such as…


白富美 bái fùměi

miss perfect (lit. fair rich beautiful)

萌妹 méng mèi

a cutie pie (lit. adorable younger sister)


女神 nǚshén

a goddess who’s unattainable



…we wouldn’t want your vocabulary limited to just those “here today, gone tomorrow” fad expressions!


Let’s review 5 timeless expressions that show others...

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Published on January 21, 2015 07:56

January 11, 2015

Zheng He: The Floating CEO

Imagine the supreme challenge of motivating 27,400 people in an enormous floating corporation, waves buffeting your 240 separate offices with limited channels of communication, managing the uncertainty of landing in more than 30 countries, ports often lacking the critical supplies you desperately require, while trying to contain insubordinate staff and remaining vigilant against surprise takeover attempts.


And that was just the first journey. Zheng He, the legendary eunuch admiral of China’s M...

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Published on January 11, 2015 22:34

December 17, 2014

Christmas in China = A Valentine’s Day + Halloween + New Year’s Celebration

For Christians in China, the Christmas holiday is a family-oriented commemoration of the birth of Jesus, not unlike many other places. The majority of Chinese young adults, however, celebrate Christmas in China as a fun evening out with friends and find the legend of the jolly white-bearded man flying around delivering toys to kids somewhat incomprehensible.



“The first image I had of Santa Claus is of him on a roof near a chimney carrying a big bag. To me he looked like a thief. I was wonderi...

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Published on December 17, 2014 08:35

December 10, 2014

Red Packets – Understanding When & How Much To Give

Most people are aware of the tradition of giving red packets (红包 hóngbāo) in Chinese culture as gestures of appreciation during big life events. Venture beyond the surface level, however, and you quickly discover that effective gifting requires an understanding of public relations, sociology, psychology, finance & accounting, creative writing and even poetry.



Red Packets in Action

There’s nothing mysterious about the red packet itself: a decorated red envelope with cash notes inside. You’ll he...

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Published on December 10, 2014 19:17

December 3, 2014

How To Reject A Job Offer With Style

How did Ji Kang, one of the Seven Bamboo Sages, respond when Jin Dynasty officials made him an offer he couldn’t refuse?


There’s nothing more dangerous for a Chinese intellectual than being an out-of-the-closet Taoist when a powerfully Confucian government takes over. That’s the situation in which Ji Kang and his fellow refugee scholars, attempting to evade a stifling life of administrative conformity and its never ending obligations, found themselves during the Three Kingdoms period of 3rd c...

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Published on December 03, 2014 07:05

November 20, 2014

7 China Decades, 7 Blockbuster Comedies: What each film reveals about its era, and today

The term “blockbuster” is a bit of a misnomer. Filmmakers setting out to make some deep statement on life or gunning for massive box office returns often meet with disaster. As William Goldman famously professed, in Hollywood “nobody knows anything.”


Many more films are successful by accident. Their writers tap into the powerful unconscious forces of their time, and romanced by a willing muse, capture the mood (the hopes and the fears) of their time. We’ll leave it to your judgment to consider...

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Published on November 20, 2014 02:33

November 11, 2014

“The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and work ...

“The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and work of art.”
- Leonardo da Vinci

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Published on November 11, 2014 21:05