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February 4, 2016
The Violators
The Violators - Vincenzo Bilof 5/5
I received a copy of The Violators quite a few months ago but I sat on it because I wanted to wait until the release date to review it. I got this in December and knew that it wasn't going to be released for another two months! Officially this is released on the 23rd of February, but I have yet to see any any pre-order info but It'll be there I promise. Once that info becomes available you should hit the pre-order button and this review will explain exactly why you should do that. Trust me, this is a book you want to purchase and forget the Kindle version. The cover alone deserves to be purchased as a paperback.
The Violators is a novel that destroys everything you've been taught about art, and literature. Bilof's style is at times almost schizophrenic and even nonsensical. This is a book that barely has a plot and its place gives us cliches and violence. The women in The Violators are objectified and they want to be treated that way. Cindy is a whore because she wants to be and Alan is like a lost puppy that seems to just exist to inject a sense of morality into the story. Alan is the weakest character here, and you almost feel sorry for him. Bilof has a knack for artistry and creating a book that is almost a bitter rant against art and even the publishing world. It's a book that doesn't even follow a genre and borrows from a variety of them gleefully. There's nothing that can prepare you for the Violators. No review will some up what this novel is.
This is a novel that has a multiple amount of meanings and themes. There is a lot here that is shocking and will no doubt offend a lot of readers. The thing to remember is that great books sometimes have to shock and offend because it's important to step out of your comfort zone. Bilof goes places that others probably won't go because they're too afraid of offending their core audience. It's an original anti-novel that dares you to follow along while throwing up a great deal of black humor just to see if you're paying attention. As a fan I would say that The Violators is the best book that Bilof has written. His characters are all cliches of other characters that we've all encountered in other novels and yes, he even breaks the fourth wall which is a big no no.
As you read The Violators you are thrust into a world that has no rules and nothing is forbidden. You will either identify with Krang, and the other students in the class or you will identify with Alan. It's a book that will make you question everything you have ever read and lays it bare. We are all guilty of takng our books too seriously, but you can't do that with this one. Nothing is safe here and as you read The Violators you too become a member of the class, and that is the scariest part of all.
I received a copy of The Violators quite a few months ago but I sat on it because I wanted to wait until the release date to review it. I got this in December and knew that it wasn't going to be released for another two months! Officially this is released on the 23rd of February, but I have yet to see any any pre-order info but It'll be there I promise. Once that info becomes available you should hit the pre-order button and this review will explain exactly why you should do that. Trust me, this is a book you want to purchase and forget the Kindle version. The cover alone deserves to be purchased as a paperback.
The Violators is a novel that destroys everything you've been taught about art, and literature. Bilof's style is at times almost schizophrenic and even nonsensical. This is a book that barely has a plot and its place gives us cliches and violence. The women in The Violators are objectified and they want to be treated that way. Cindy is a whore because she wants to be and Alan is like a lost puppy that seems to just exist to inject a sense of morality into the story. Alan is the weakest character here, and you almost feel sorry for him. Bilof has a knack for artistry and creating a book that is almost a bitter rant against art and even the publishing world. It's a book that doesn't even follow a genre and borrows from a variety of them gleefully. There's nothing that can prepare you for the Violators. No review will some up what this novel is.
This is a novel that has a multiple amount of meanings and themes. There is a lot here that is shocking and will no doubt offend a lot of readers. The thing to remember is that great books sometimes have to shock and offend because it's important to step out of your comfort zone. Bilof goes places that others probably won't go because they're too afraid of offending their core audience. It's an original anti-novel that dares you to follow along while throwing up a great deal of black humor just to see if you're paying attention. As a fan I would say that The Violators is the best book that Bilof has written. His characters are all cliches of other characters that we've all encountered in other novels and yes, he even breaks the fourth wall which is a big no no.
As you read The Violators you are thrust into a world that has no rules and nothing is forbidden. You will either identify with Krang, and the other students in the class or you will identify with Alan. It's a book that will make you question everything you have ever read and lays it bare. We are all guilty of takng our books too seriously, but you can't do that with this one. Nothing is safe here and as you read The Violators you too become a member of the class, and that is the scariest part of all.
January 31, 2016
The J.G. Clay Interview
The J.G. Clay Interview
Many thanks to J.G. for taking the time to do this.
Q: Tales Of Blood And Sulphur is your debut. Where’d you get the idea to do a collection of short stories instead of a full-length novel?It was out of necessity and impatience to be honest. My original plan was to write and release a novel but the ideas I had at the time weren’t up to scratch. I had a few short stories hanging about, so I decided to write some new ones and release a collection as a kind of showcase, just to show people what I’m about and what I can do. The original version of ‘Tales’, which is no longer in print, attracted the attention of Booktrope and I got a deal on the strength of the book. Rather than re-release ‘Tales’ as it was, I thought I’d put in some extra material and a ‘wrap around’ story to tie everything together. It was more of a happy accident, rather than a pre-planned pre-meditated idea. I’m glad it worked out the way it did though.
Q: When did you discover that you wanted to be a writer? What are your main influences?I’ve always wanted to be a writer. Ever since I could pick up a pen. It’s always been my ambition. At school, I used to write my own ‘Doctor Who’ adaptions. When I discovered horror, it was a ‘light bulb’ moment. I knew that this was the genre for me and I’ve never looked back. As for influences, I think you’ve noticed who my biggest influences are, judging by your review. King and Barker are definitely the main ones, closely followed by James Herbert, Graham Masterton, Robert R MccCammon and Ramsey Campbell. John Carpenter has also been a huge influence. His films, particularly ‘Halloween’ and ‘The Thing’, kick started my imagination in a way no other film maker has managed. The guy’s a legend.
Q: As a writer of darker horror where do your ideas come from? Everywhere and anywhere, pretty much. It’s a difficult question to answer. Films, the music I listen, the books and comics I read; even day to day life. I think because I’ve been into the darker stuff for so long, my mind always look for the horror in everyday life and somehow I manage to find it. ‘L.L.T.C’, for example, just grew from a normal Friday night in a pub. I think you can find the Dark Side if you look hard enoughQ: How many hours a day do you devote to writing? Do you outline anything or just write as inspiration strikes? Generally, speaking I try to write for a minimum of two hours a day. I tend to get up early so I can cram in some writing time before work and then there’s a session in the evening. There’s no let up on weekends on either. This writing’s a seven day a week job as far as I’m concerned. But, if I didn’t enjoy it, I wouldn’t do it, so it’s no hardship.Only novels get an outline, purely because I’d lose track of the characters, what they’re doing and who they’re doing it with. I’ve had a couple of occasions where characters have been killed off only to reappear a few pages later without any explanation. I’m a bit of a day dreamer as well so if I don’t stick to a semblance of a plan, then things get messy. Short stories are done straight off the bat; no messing around, just straight into the mayhem. Any issues are ironed out during rewrites.
Q: Any weird writing rituals? Ha! None at all, I’m afraid. Does that make me a little dull?
Q: Are there any current projects in the works? Quite a few. I’m currently working on two novels. The first one, H.A.DE.S, will be my debut novel. In part, it’s a homage to the film ‘C.H.U.D’, a film which I still love to this day, but I’m also throwing in racial tension, shady government types, skinheads and the Brixton riots. It sounds like a strange mix and it probably is but it seems to be working. The second novel ‘Fool’s Gold’, is kind of a prequel/sequel to the ‘Tales’ story, ‘One Night in Mumbai’. Sunil and his Elemental friend, Lazlo will be returning and the majority of the book will tell the story of what happened with Lazlo in the Antarctic, as well as shedding some light on The Elementals, Archon Morbius and their histories. Once the two novels are done, it’ll be time for ‘Tales of Blood and Sulphur Volume 2. This time, I’m going for a slightly different approach. Instead of eleven short stories, it will consist of three novellas, each with a theme tying into the subtitle ‘Blood-Oil-Water’. I think there’s enough there to keep me busy in 2016.Q: What advice would you give to writers looking to get published or just starting out? All I can say is write prolifically, read avidly and never ever get disheartened or disillusioned. Writing is bloody hard work but you get back what you put into it. I’ll admit that there’s been a few occasions where I’ve thought ‘bugger this, I’m off to do something easier’, but I’ve kept at it. Perseverance, a thick skin and a massive library are key.Q: Have you had an opportunity to speak to any of your readers? I have, both in person and on social media. On the whole, my readers have been very positive and enthusiastic about what I do. To be told that your work has terrified someone had a morale boosting effect. It’s the readers that make it worthwhile. If they weren’t so enthused, I’d give it up and go sit up a mountain for the next 20 years not saying a word to anyone haha.
Q: What makes a great story?
The characters. You could have the most implausible plot in the universe, but if your characters are fleshed out and believable, you can pull it off. Conversely, you could have the best plot, one that flows seamlessly but if the characters are stilted caricatures or blatantly unrealistic, then the story will fall apart. That’s my opinion anyway.
Biography
J.G Clay is definitely a Man of Horror. There can be no doubt. Putting aside the reverence he has for the horror greats, such as King, Barker, Herbert, Carpenter, Romero and Argento, there is another fact that defines his claim for the title of the 'Duke of Spook'. He was born on Halloween night. By a quirk fate, it was also a full moon that night. Co-incidence? Here at Clay Towers, we don't believe in coincidences.
The 41 year old hails from the Midlands in the United Kingdom, is married with one step child and two dogs that bear a strong resemblance to Ewoks. Beyond the page and the written word, he is music mad and can hold down a tune on a bass guitar pretty well. He is an avid reader and also has an enduring love of British sci-fi, from the pages of the '2000A.D' comic to the televised wanderings of Gallifrey's most famous physician. Clay is also a long-time fan of the mighty Birmingham City Football Club and endures a lot of flak from his friends for it.
Blurb
Eleven Tales steeped in Blood and reeking of Sulphur
J.G Clay takes you on a journey through the voids of Reality and into dark places where demons, mutants and inter-dimensional creatures taunt, taint and corrupt Humanity. Survival is not guaranteed, sanity is not assured and death lurks in every corner. These are the Tales of Blood and Sulphur: Apocalypse Minor; eleven twisted tales of terror and mayhem……
There are cracks in the skin of Reality. Some are microscopic, others are as wide as a four-lane motorway. As the fault lines increase and widen, the door to our world shines like a beacon in the darkness, a warm and inviting sight to others beyond our understanding. When They cross over into our realm, The Tales begin......
A gambler taking one last desperate throw of the dice. A struggling writer making an unholy alliance. An eternal being fighting to stay alive in the financial capital of India. A man burdened with a terrible town secret. The Law Enforcers who must never cry. The End of Days live and direct from the rural heartland of England. The blood is warm, the sulphur is burning, the tales will be told, the Apocalypse Minor is imminent!
Links
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jgclay1973
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JGClay1
Website: http://www.jgclayhorror.com/
Available from:
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Nook (Barnes & Noble): http://bit.ly/1CUUYMd
And Apple iBooks
January 29, 2016
Shout At The Devil
Queen Of Hell - Jeff O'Brien 5/5
I have to tell you that Jeff O'Brien gave me an early peek at his latest novella Queen Of Hell. It's a remastered version of an earlier book, and I hear you mumbling. Why in the fuck is Jeff pulling a Stephen King? If you've read Devil Rain why you should you buy this right? Jeff has given this the George Lucas treatment and not only polished it but added some words. I have read both and while I liked Devil Rain I actually like what he did with Queen Of Hell. The story is tighter and flows a lot better so you get a better story. It's the same story but the added content gives you a lot more detail.
If you haven't read Devil Rain at all then you should be warned. Queen Of Hell is not the same goofy comedy horror that Jeff usually writes. Hell is is pure dark as night horror. This is a guy that clearly wants to be taken seriously for a minute and as the story unfolds you are front row center for it all. If you ever wondered if O'Brien could ever write a straight up horror novel here's your answer. Gone is the comedy, and in it's place is pure unadulterated evil. Queen Of Hell delivers big time. Jeff crafts a damn fine story and the new content fits right in and tightens up the story. I've always been a fan of his writing style. He writes highly addictive fiction. That hasn't changed at all. Just the content.
Queen Of Hell is for those that love occult horror. The stuff that makes you pull out your black metal records and throw up a few devil horns. For those that have read Devil Rain you need to pick this up because while the story itself is the same the new content just tightens everything up and reminds us that as a writer Jeff never disappoints. This is a newly remastered version of one of his earlier works and unlike George Lucas he didn't screw it up.
I have to tell you that Jeff O'Brien gave me an early peek at his latest novella Queen Of Hell. It's a remastered version of an earlier book, and I hear you mumbling. Why in the fuck is Jeff pulling a Stephen King? If you've read Devil Rain why you should you buy this right? Jeff has given this the George Lucas treatment and not only polished it but added some words. I have read both and while I liked Devil Rain I actually like what he did with Queen Of Hell. The story is tighter and flows a lot better so you get a better story. It's the same story but the added content gives you a lot more detail.
If you haven't read Devil Rain at all then you should be warned. Queen Of Hell is not the same goofy comedy horror that Jeff usually writes. Hell is is pure dark as night horror. This is a guy that clearly wants to be taken seriously for a minute and as the story unfolds you are front row center for it all. If you ever wondered if O'Brien could ever write a straight up horror novel here's your answer. Gone is the comedy, and in it's place is pure unadulterated evil. Queen Of Hell delivers big time. Jeff crafts a damn fine story and the new content fits right in and tightens up the story. I've always been a fan of his writing style. He writes highly addictive fiction. That hasn't changed at all. Just the content.
Queen Of Hell is for those that love occult horror. The stuff that makes you pull out your black metal records and throw up a few devil horns. For those that have read Devil Rain you need to pick this up because while the story itself is the same the new content just tightens everything up and reminds us that as a writer Jeff never disappoints. This is a newly remastered version of one of his earlier works and unlike George Lucas he didn't screw it up.
January 28, 2016
Tales Of Blood And Sulphur
Tales Of Blood And Sulphur - J.G. Clay 5/5
I haven't read a straight up horror novel in a long time. I usually hit the splatterpunk section because it's what I usually navigate toward. I received a copy of Tales Of Blood And Sulphur in exchange for an honest review and dug right in. It reminded me of the first time I read The Books Of Blood. It's that dark visceral horror that lurks just beyond your comfort zone. While it may not be injected with gore, it's still an interesting read due to the fact that Clay is heavily influenced by Clive Barker. It shows in most of the stories in Sulphur. That is where it seems to drag a little. As an occasional fan of Barker I sometimes found that the hype of how great Barker was, was actually better than what I read.
What makes this a worthwhile read is that Clay does have talent. He has a knack for crafting an interesting story that seems to take on a life of its own. There are several nods to Stephen King as well and stories like L.L.T.C., and Legally Dead make this a must read. It's a nod to classic horror of the early and late eighties. Tales were original and grabbed a reader's attention. With horror writers you can always tell who their influences are. It shows in the way they structure their work. Clay is truly a horror fan that has blended together the best era of King's writing career and a love of Barker. It sounds as if it shouldn't work,yet it does.
For those who love dark and gritty horror that tends to run headlong into the obscure and strange this is a must read collection. This is what horror used to look like and it can again if more writers embrace the art of telling a great tale and allow it to grow organically. It may move slowly at times, but in the end you'll be glad you read it. As everyone knows I can't judge books like these on the stories. I also judge them as a whole. How well does it flow, how does each story stack up against the others. In this collection it holds up well and I can't wait to read Volume 2.
I haven't read a straight up horror novel in a long time. I usually hit the splatterpunk section because it's what I usually navigate toward. I received a copy of Tales Of Blood And Sulphur in exchange for an honest review and dug right in. It reminded me of the first time I read The Books Of Blood. It's that dark visceral horror that lurks just beyond your comfort zone. While it may not be injected with gore, it's still an interesting read due to the fact that Clay is heavily influenced by Clive Barker. It shows in most of the stories in Sulphur. That is where it seems to drag a little. As an occasional fan of Barker I sometimes found that the hype of how great Barker was, was actually better than what I read.
What makes this a worthwhile read is that Clay does have talent. He has a knack for crafting an interesting story that seems to take on a life of its own. There are several nods to Stephen King as well and stories like L.L.T.C., and Legally Dead make this a must read. It's a nod to classic horror of the early and late eighties. Tales were original and grabbed a reader's attention. With horror writers you can always tell who their influences are. It shows in the way they structure their work. Clay is truly a horror fan that has blended together the best era of King's writing career and a love of Barker. It sounds as if it shouldn't work,yet it does.
For those who love dark and gritty horror that tends to run headlong into the obscure and strange this is a must read collection. This is what horror used to look like and it can again if more writers embrace the art of telling a great tale and allow it to grow organically. It may move slowly at times, but in the end you'll be glad you read it. As everyone knows I can't judge books like these on the stories. I also judge them as a whole. How well does it flow, how does each story stack up against the others. In this collection it holds up well and I can't wait to read Volume 2.
January 23, 2016
Long-form Religious Porn
Long-form Religious Porn - Laura Lee Bahr 5/5
It's a good thing I don't read a lot of popular fiction. There's nothing wrong with it, but sometimes you miss something unique and unlike the other paint by number books by the usual authors releasing the same rehashed idea and premises. I like a little variety in my fiction which is why I read the kind of stuff I do. Mainstream fiction bores me so I tend to read stuff that others find questionable, but the thing is everyone has their own limits and knows that just by looking at a book cover it isn't for them. It's unfortunate because by limiting yourself to whatever paint by number author happens to be the flavor of the month you're missing out on something great. I have never read Laura's work before but after reading Long-form I am a huge fan. This is a novel that transcends all sort of genres and becomes not only unique, but a great book.
Just reading the blurb on the back doesn't do this book justice. Laura has crafted a story that is highly addicting even with a variety of plots interwoven throughout the story never becomes muddles. It all flows seamlessly despite the weird places it goes. This is a story for those that like great stories regardless of the subject matter. You have a murder, a weird vampire cult, and even bondage, but it's not offensive in the least. If anything it's a unique story that pulls you in and takes you on a weird little journey. A great book has that ability to take you wherever it wants and you find yourself strapped in until the very end. Long-form is a unique book that isn't exactly bizarro, but it does border on the outer edges while sprinkling in a hefty dose of black humor.
Laura is a talented author that more people should read, and Long-form is the perfect novel to attract fans of fiction who are looking to step outside of their comfort zone and read something unique. If you've ever wanted to read indie fiction this a damn fine place to start. I had received through Fungasm Press' Kickstarter and I'm glad I picked this one up. This is a true classic. https://www.facebook.com/fungasmpress/
It's a good thing I don't read a lot of popular fiction. There's nothing wrong with it, but sometimes you miss something unique and unlike the other paint by number books by the usual authors releasing the same rehashed idea and premises. I like a little variety in my fiction which is why I read the kind of stuff I do. Mainstream fiction bores me so I tend to read stuff that others find questionable, but the thing is everyone has their own limits and knows that just by looking at a book cover it isn't for them. It's unfortunate because by limiting yourself to whatever paint by number author happens to be the flavor of the month you're missing out on something great. I have never read Laura's work before but after reading Long-form I am a huge fan. This is a novel that transcends all sort of genres and becomes not only unique, but a great book.
Just reading the blurb on the back doesn't do this book justice. Laura has crafted a story that is highly addicting even with a variety of plots interwoven throughout the story never becomes muddles. It all flows seamlessly despite the weird places it goes. This is a story for those that like great stories regardless of the subject matter. You have a murder, a weird vampire cult, and even bondage, but it's not offensive in the least. If anything it's a unique story that pulls you in and takes you on a weird little journey. A great book has that ability to take you wherever it wants and you find yourself strapped in until the very end. Long-form is a unique book that isn't exactly bizarro, but it does border on the outer edges while sprinkling in a hefty dose of black humor.
Laura is a talented author that more people should read, and Long-form is the perfect novel to attract fans of fiction who are looking to step outside of their comfort zone and read something unique. If you've ever wanted to read indie fiction this a damn fine place to start. I had received through Fungasm Press' Kickstarter and I'm glad I picked this one up. This is a true classic. https://www.facebook.com/fungasmpress/
January 21, 2016
All The Hail The Mantis
Texas Chainsaw Mantis - Kevin Strange 5/5
No matter what you may think of Kevin Strange or his writing style the guy is doing exactly what he wants without any care or concern for the mainstream and you know what? Thank God for Kevin because I think Mantis may in fact be the very first splatter/bizarro/insect novel. It seems like the craziest idea, and I couldn't even imagine the time he spent researching the praying mantis. That is true dedication to the craft. You have elements here that take from so many influences and styles that even the most jaded horror fan will actually devour this book. If this didn't feature a praying mantis I bet more people would actually read this. It isn't the kind of story that most horror or even bizarro fans would touch, but you should.
Kevin plays this straight and gives his title character human characteristics. We know someone like Matthew. He's the guy that no one notices. The check out clerk at our favorite gas station, that weird waiter at that place we eat lunch everyday. On top of that he has a unique writing style that makes you forget that you're reading about bugs and you become sucked into the crazy story that actually features a world that has been taken over by praying mantises. At its heart is Matthew and his quest for vengeance. The key to all of this is greed. It trickles from the humans right to the mantis' themselves. This isn't by any means a light fluffy book. This is dark and brutal and I have to admit that it's without a doubt one of my favorite books..
This is one indie guy that actually cares about what he's doing. In Mantis we see a writer taking a huge gamble and it pays off. It takes balls to write a book like this and as a fan of splatterpunk and bizarro there's a lot of those elements to it, but in the end it's strictly a Kevin Strange novel. Totally unique and worth a few hours of your time. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019VLNOQA?keywords=texas%20chainsaw%20mantis&qid=1453421093&ref_=sr_1_1&s=digital-text&sr=1-1
No matter what you may think of Kevin Strange or his writing style the guy is doing exactly what he wants without any care or concern for the mainstream and you know what? Thank God for Kevin because I think Mantis may in fact be the very first splatter/bizarro/insect novel. It seems like the craziest idea, and I couldn't even imagine the time he spent researching the praying mantis. That is true dedication to the craft. You have elements here that take from so many influences and styles that even the most jaded horror fan will actually devour this book. If this didn't feature a praying mantis I bet more people would actually read this. It isn't the kind of story that most horror or even bizarro fans would touch, but you should.
Kevin plays this straight and gives his title character human characteristics. We know someone like Matthew. He's the guy that no one notices. The check out clerk at our favorite gas station, that weird waiter at that place we eat lunch everyday. On top of that he has a unique writing style that makes you forget that you're reading about bugs and you become sucked into the crazy story that actually features a world that has been taken over by praying mantises. At its heart is Matthew and his quest for vengeance. The key to all of this is greed. It trickles from the humans right to the mantis' themselves. This isn't by any means a light fluffy book. This is dark and brutal and I have to admit that it's without a doubt one of my favorite books..
This is one indie guy that actually cares about what he's doing. In Mantis we see a writer taking a huge gamble and it pays off. It takes balls to write a book like this and as a fan of splatterpunk and bizarro there's a lot of those elements to it, but in the end it's strictly a Kevin Strange novel. Totally unique and worth a few hours of your time. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019VLNOQA?keywords=texas%20chainsaw%20mantis&qid=1453421093&ref_=sr_1_1&s=digital-text&sr=1-1
January 20, 2016
Tribes Of Decay
Tribes Of Decay: A Zombie Novel
I received a copy of Garza's latest novel in exchange for an honest review and I've read his work before. This is a talented that continues to release zombie novels that breath life into the genre. While this could appeal to just fans of the genre it also contains a bit of everything that appeals to fans of horror as well as straight fiction. In Tribes Garza presents us with a look at the world after the initial zombie outbreak and the tribes that are fighting to survive in this new world. The problem is that the zombies are evolving and gathering. That's what sets this apart from what you're accustomed to. You have a great story about survival and all the usual rules of the zombies are thrown out. Garza takes a huge risk and it pays off. As the opening book in the series there's a lot to grab your attention and there's a reason to read the continuing books in the series.
The strength of this is in the characters themselves. They are living in a new world that are thrust into a nightmare and while the zombies it would seem would be the focus, it's the survivors that are put right out in front. It is a zombie novel so expect a bit of gore, and violence. Garza has a unique writing style that pulls you into the story and even as the book is nearing its conclusion he gives you a valid reason to want to read the entire series. I liked these characters and want to see what happens to them on their quest to rebuild their paradise. This is a writer that knows how to effectively tell a story and keeps the pages flying. For those are looking for something unique and addicting you should preorder Tribes Of Decay as soon as you finish this review. The official release date is Jan 31, and then wait patiently for the next books in the series. Many thanks to Michael for allowing to get a sneak peak at his latest release. http://www.amazon.com/Tribes-Decay-Zombie-Novel-Decaying-ebook/dp/B01A4RA7V0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453355784&sr=8-1&keywords=Tribes+Of+Decay
I received a copy of Garza's latest novel in exchange for an honest review and I've read his work before. This is a talented that continues to release zombie novels that breath life into the genre. While this could appeal to just fans of the genre it also contains a bit of everything that appeals to fans of horror as well as straight fiction. In Tribes Garza presents us with a look at the world after the initial zombie outbreak and the tribes that are fighting to survive in this new world. The problem is that the zombies are evolving and gathering. That's what sets this apart from what you're accustomed to. You have a great story about survival and all the usual rules of the zombies are thrown out. Garza takes a huge risk and it pays off. As the opening book in the series there's a lot to grab your attention and there's a reason to read the continuing books in the series.
The strength of this is in the characters themselves. They are living in a new world that are thrust into a nightmare and while the zombies it would seem would be the focus, it's the survivors that are put right out in front. It is a zombie novel so expect a bit of gore, and violence. Garza has a unique writing style that pulls you into the story and even as the book is nearing its conclusion he gives you a valid reason to want to read the entire series. I liked these characters and want to see what happens to them on their quest to rebuild their paradise. This is a writer that knows how to effectively tell a story and keeps the pages flying. For those are looking for something unique and addicting you should preorder Tribes Of Decay as soon as you finish this review. The official release date is Jan 31, and then wait patiently for the next books in the series. Many thanks to Michael for allowing to get a sneak peak at his latest release. http://www.amazon.com/Tribes-Decay-Zombie-Novel-Decaying-ebook/dp/B01A4RA7V0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453355784&sr=8-1&keywords=Tribes+Of+Decay
January 19, 2016
Monica Lewinsky And Three Bears
David Cross - I Drink For A Reason 5/5
I have to get this off my chest because for a long time I've been carrying around this anger at David Cross. The guy is funny, but Alvin And The Fucking Chipmunks?!! Are you kidding me? What kind of sell out, self absorbed bullshit is that? A true comedy genius resorted to doing a shitty kid movie?? What kind of shit is that? I expect that from assholes like Larry The Cable Guy, but not you. I forgive you. We all make mistakes man. Wait, that movie paid for your summer home?? Really? Well shit, I'd do a shitty movie to pay for a house. U feel better now. I can go and do this review without any malice or any deep rooted anger. David fuckin' Cross man. Haven't heard of him? He's done stand up forever. The first time I ever saw him was on HBO in '96 and I laughed my ass off. This is the kind of comedy I like. Sarcastic, inventive and intelligent. In the new days of political correctness there's not many guys like Cross left. Guys like Hicks, and Kinison are gone and all we got to replace them were guys like Dane Cook and that redneck bigot Larry The Cable Guy.
As soon as I heard about the book I grabbed it and it took me awhile to actually read it. I'm an avid reader and I have this big ass too read list but the last couple of books I read were super serious and I needed something to take me back to a place where shit wasn't so serious. That's when I started reading I Drink For A Reason. As a Cross fan there's a lot to like here. What you have are essays, memoirs and satires. Everything that makes Cross funny is here but in book form. Is it always funny? Honestly no, but the strength of Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy and even the rants on Jim Belushi makes this a decent read. It's not going to match his stand up stuff even though there are a few pieces of various bits, but it's not supposed to be. That's kind of the point.
You can say what you want about Cross but I Drink For A Reason is a great book for those that find Cross' brand of humor funny. What did surprise me were all the negative reviews. Who cares what those people said, or what they think. This book had me laughing and laughing hard. Do yourself a favor and pick this up and David I'm not mad about the Alvin And The Chipmunks movie anymore. If you've never heard of Cross before you should listen to Shut Up You Fucking Baby or at least watch one of his shows, and then read the book. Trust me it's okay. You'll be fine.
I have to get this off my chest because for a long time I've been carrying around this anger at David Cross. The guy is funny, but Alvin And The Fucking Chipmunks?!! Are you kidding me? What kind of sell out, self absorbed bullshit is that? A true comedy genius resorted to doing a shitty kid movie?? What kind of shit is that? I expect that from assholes like Larry The Cable Guy, but not you. I forgive you. We all make mistakes man. Wait, that movie paid for your summer home?? Really? Well shit, I'd do a shitty movie to pay for a house. U feel better now. I can go and do this review without any malice or any deep rooted anger. David fuckin' Cross man. Haven't heard of him? He's done stand up forever. The first time I ever saw him was on HBO in '96 and I laughed my ass off. This is the kind of comedy I like. Sarcastic, inventive and intelligent. In the new days of political correctness there's not many guys like Cross left. Guys like Hicks, and Kinison are gone and all we got to replace them were guys like Dane Cook and that redneck bigot Larry The Cable Guy.
As soon as I heard about the book I grabbed it and it took me awhile to actually read it. I'm an avid reader and I have this big ass too read list but the last couple of books I read were super serious and I needed something to take me back to a place where shit wasn't so serious. That's when I started reading I Drink For A Reason. As a Cross fan there's a lot to like here. What you have are essays, memoirs and satires. Everything that makes Cross funny is here but in book form. Is it always funny? Honestly no, but the strength of Open Letter To Larry The Cable Guy and even the rants on Jim Belushi makes this a decent read. It's not going to match his stand up stuff even though there are a few pieces of various bits, but it's not supposed to be. That's kind of the point.
You can say what you want about Cross but I Drink For A Reason is a great book for those that find Cross' brand of humor funny. What did surprise me were all the negative reviews. Who cares what those people said, or what they think. This book had me laughing and laughing hard. Do yourself a favor and pick this up and David I'm not mad about the Alvin And The Chipmunks movie anymore. If you've never heard of Cross before you should listen to Shut Up You Fucking Baby or at least watch one of his shows, and then read the book. Trust me it's okay. You'll be fine.
January 17, 2016
I Deem You Clear
The Church Of Fear: Inside The Weird World Of Scientology John Sweeney 5/5
This was my first book about Scientology. It's a good time to delve into what Scientology actually is. If you believe Tom Cruise and all the other celebrities you get the idea that it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Under the surface though you can see that something isn't quite right. Why do all of their answers sound the same? What the hell is Scientology anyway? If you want the answers there are a variety of books exposing it and according to those who adhere to the so called religion these are the ravings of lunatics that have some hidden agenda against the church. If you want the official version there's a variety of books on what Hubbard created. Yep, Scientology isn't really a religion. Like everything it has a dark side and its members will fight like hell to keep it under wraps.
Church Of Fear is John Sweeny's account of what happened when he did a documentary on the church and what a tale it is. The man was followed, harassed and repeatedly called a bigot. The book raises quite a few valid questions about claims of abuse and even brainwashing. Scientologists say that it's all lies to slander the church but the thing is that there is more than one witness that backs up the abuse claims. The book doesn't set out to attack the church. In the end they wanted to suppress Sweeny's story so they had him followed and there's even proof of them keeping close tabs on him.
The book is an interesting look at the realities of what Scientology is and through various accounts from witness after witness that tell you if you say anything bad about the church they will attack your character and do their damnedest to make you look like a lunatic. It's a fascinating read that shows that Sweeney isn't too far off the mark when he asks people if they think that Scientology is a cult. They may say no, but as the stories, and weird behavior escalate you can clearly see that it is. Sweeney does present both sides so that you have the ability to get clear cut answers from both sides but unfortunately the Scientologists come off creepy and a bit psycho which is a claim they level against anyone that steps away from the church or even says anything bad against the church. This is a great book that tells one reporters story about what happened to him when he decided to write an honest story that had two view points. It would have been easy for him to do a fluff piece about Scientology but what he did was far more damaging to the church and the beliefs they hold so dear. This is a solid beginning on what Scientology is and if you choose to go on and read more there are a wealth of books out there that will shed more light on what Scientology really is.
This was my first book about Scientology. It's a good time to delve into what Scientology actually is. If you believe Tom Cruise and all the other celebrities you get the idea that it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Under the surface though you can see that something isn't quite right. Why do all of their answers sound the same? What the hell is Scientology anyway? If you want the answers there are a variety of books exposing it and according to those who adhere to the so called religion these are the ravings of lunatics that have some hidden agenda against the church. If you want the official version there's a variety of books on what Hubbard created. Yep, Scientology isn't really a religion. Like everything it has a dark side and its members will fight like hell to keep it under wraps.
Church Of Fear is John Sweeny's account of what happened when he did a documentary on the church and what a tale it is. The man was followed, harassed and repeatedly called a bigot. The book raises quite a few valid questions about claims of abuse and even brainwashing. Scientologists say that it's all lies to slander the church but the thing is that there is more than one witness that backs up the abuse claims. The book doesn't set out to attack the church. In the end they wanted to suppress Sweeny's story so they had him followed and there's even proof of them keeping close tabs on him.
The book is an interesting look at the realities of what Scientology is and through various accounts from witness after witness that tell you if you say anything bad about the church they will attack your character and do their damnedest to make you look like a lunatic. It's a fascinating read that shows that Sweeney isn't too far off the mark when he asks people if they think that Scientology is a cult. They may say no, but as the stories, and weird behavior escalate you can clearly see that it is. Sweeney does present both sides so that you have the ability to get clear cut answers from both sides but unfortunately the Scientologists come off creepy and a bit psycho which is a claim they level against anyone that steps away from the church or even says anything bad against the church. This is a great book that tells one reporters story about what happened to him when he decided to write an honest story that had two view points. It would have been easy for him to do a fluff piece about Scientology but what he did was far more damaging to the church and the beliefs they hold so dear. This is a solid beginning on what Scientology is and if you choose to go on and read more there are a wealth of books out there that will shed more light on what Scientology really is.
January 13, 2016
American Conspiracies
Jesse Ventura - American Conspiracies 5/5
I know that as a lot of people are expecting me to rip this book to shreds and call Ventura a total whack job. The thing is that I'm a thinker and pride myself on thinking outside the box. Those are who follow me on Facebook probably know that I get most of my news from UK sources and I do believe in a variety of conspiracy theories. I guess that too makes me a nut. The thing is that Ventura's book is an interesting read. It's one that urges you to think for yourself and that's what scares people. The very idea that we should think for ourselves leads to a variety of issues. You can wave your American flag pom poms all you what while singing the Star Spangled Banner all you want but here's the truth. You're being lied to. The government is not your friend and will sell you out with out feeling any guilt whatsoever.
American Conspiracies is a great start to those who want to delve into the conspiracies involving 9/11, the Kennedy assassination and many others, but Ventura isn't forcing you to believe what he's telling you. There are a lot of footnotes that back up what he's saying but if you choose to believe it or delve deeper into the source material there's plenty of directions to go. A lot of what he says makes sense, As you read it you begin to see that sometimes two plus two doesn't always equal four. I've read a lot of bad reviews on this book and I think that most people are too afraid to move beyond what their government tells them. When someone suggests something that conflicts what we've been told those people are crazy. Ventura's book allows us to step outside of our comfort zones and say; “What if?” That's a scary concept and one that most people are afraid to ask.
This is a book for those who are free thinkers. It's a book for those that aren't afraid to take risks and look beyond what they told you happened. You don't have to believe any of it. Ventura himself tells us that in the epilogue. What he wants to do is present us with plausible scenarios. The key to enjoying this book is that you have to have an open mind. If you can look at this book objectively you may actually learn something. I have been wanting to review a book like this for a long time, but I was always leery because let's face it, after 9/11 it wasn't exactly hip to question the government, or say anything bad about America for fear that you would be labeled a terrorist. I'm not concerned anymore. People are going to say what they want regardless even if it makes them look like puppets. They spout the same rhetoric that the government taught them and they never bat an eye.
Ventura's book is a way to open up intelligent discussions without feeling as if we've lost the plot. Not all of us are completely nuts. We just have a few questions that will probably never be answered. This is a book that shows us we're not alone, and there are more people out there who are just like us. I'm glad I read this book and found it interesting and it's one that you should read too. It's a chance to look at the world around you and question what's really going on. I promise you we don't wear tinfoil hats or have a secret handshake. We do want you to speak freely and come at us with intelligence and an open mind.
I know that as a lot of people are expecting me to rip this book to shreds and call Ventura a total whack job. The thing is that I'm a thinker and pride myself on thinking outside the box. Those are who follow me on Facebook probably know that I get most of my news from UK sources and I do believe in a variety of conspiracy theories. I guess that too makes me a nut. The thing is that Ventura's book is an interesting read. It's one that urges you to think for yourself and that's what scares people. The very idea that we should think for ourselves leads to a variety of issues. You can wave your American flag pom poms all you what while singing the Star Spangled Banner all you want but here's the truth. You're being lied to. The government is not your friend and will sell you out with out feeling any guilt whatsoever.
American Conspiracies is a great start to those who want to delve into the conspiracies involving 9/11, the Kennedy assassination and many others, but Ventura isn't forcing you to believe what he's telling you. There are a lot of footnotes that back up what he's saying but if you choose to believe it or delve deeper into the source material there's plenty of directions to go. A lot of what he says makes sense, As you read it you begin to see that sometimes two plus two doesn't always equal four. I've read a lot of bad reviews on this book and I think that most people are too afraid to move beyond what their government tells them. When someone suggests something that conflicts what we've been told those people are crazy. Ventura's book allows us to step outside of our comfort zones and say; “What if?” That's a scary concept and one that most people are afraid to ask.
This is a book for those who are free thinkers. It's a book for those that aren't afraid to take risks and look beyond what they told you happened. You don't have to believe any of it. Ventura himself tells us that in the epilogue. What he wants to do is present us with plausible scenarios. The key to enjoying this book is that you have to have an open mind. If you can look at this book objectively you may actually learn something. I have been wanting to review a book like this for a long time, but I was always leery because let's face it, after 9/11 it wasn't exactly hip to question the government, or say anything bad about America for fear that you would be labeled a terrorist. I'm not concerned anymore. People are going to say what they want regardless even if it makes them look like puppets. They spout the same rhetoric that the government taught them and they never bat an eye.
Ventura's book is a way to open up intelligent discussions without feeling as if we've lost the plot. Not all of us are completely nuts. We just have a few questions that will probably never be answered. This is a book that shows us we're not alone, and there are more people out there who are just like us. I'm glad I read this book and found it interesting and it's one that you should read too. It's a chance to look at the world around you and question what's really going on. I promise you we don't wear tinfoil hats or have a secret handshake. We do want you to speak freely and come at us with intelligence and an open mind.
