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Jimmy Teaches Kant to His Students
by Jimmy Pappas

Mother: So what did you learn about in school today?
Student: Kant.
Mother: (Rubs finger in her ear.)
Student: Mr. Pappas taught us about Kant today.
Mother: (Rubs finger in her ear even harder.)
Student: The man loves Kant.
Mother: I'm sorry?
Student: Yeah, the man has Kant on the brain.
Mother: He what?
Student: That seems to be all he thinks about, Kant, Kant, Kant.
Mother: Your teacher?
Student: Today we had a pretty detailed look at Kant.
Mother: You what?
Student: I'm starting to appreciate the importance of Kant.
Mother: Appreciate?
Student: Can I borrow the car?
Mother: Borrow the car?
Student: Yeah, I want to go to the library and see if I can pick up some Kant.
Mother: What?
Student: I heard they have a lot of Kant there.
Mother: Whaaa?
Student: Nothing like a little Kant to spice up an evening.
Mother: No you can't have the car!
Student: Fine. I have enough Kant on the brain to keep me occupied.
Mother: That does it. Tomorrow we are signing you up for a Christian school.
Student: Fine with me. Do they have any Kant there?
Mother: AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! HOME SCHOOLING!!!