J.D. Barker's Blog, page 13
June 28, 2017
Toast Post: Why 3:18 AM is the Best Time to Go Tee-Tee
I am Toast. This is my post. I am an easy going Toast but occasionally my Mommy makes suggestions that are completely baseless, simply not well thought-out, and harmful to others. This morning, she made just such a suggestion. I…
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June 15, 2017
Toast Post: The Art of Selfies
I am Toast. This is my post. As you are aware, I tend to peruse the internets as my schedule permits. Humans tend to post much personal information and it has proven to be an invaluable source of intel in…
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June 8, 2017
Toast Post: Unauthorized Construction
I am Toast. This is my post. During a recent patrol of my house, I encountered a hellish obstacle. At some point during the night someone erected this Great Wall of Wood on the stairs separating the lower portion of…
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June 2, 2017
Toast Post: It’s My Blanket
I am Toast. This is my post. My mommy recently pulled me aside to discuss my need to chew on blankets. I do not apologize for my behavior. Frankly, she should be thrilled that I choose to chew on my…
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May 25, 2017
Toast Post: Hello World
I am Toast. This is my post. Occasionally my daddy leaves his MacBook sitting out and I’ve decided to take advantage of his error to utilize this device to communicate with the outside world. Although my typing skills are limited,…
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May 11, 2017
THE FOURTH MONKEY Giveaway! Win a Hardcover – Grand Prize = 1 Draft Copy! #4MK
I’ve got a little book coming out on June 27th called, The Fourth Monkey. If you’re reading this page, there is a good chance you’ve already bought it. If not, you can pre-order here. How would you like to own…
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April 17, 2017
The Fourth Monkey is heading to the screen!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE J.D. Barker’s debut thriller THE FOURTH MONKEY, pitched as Se7en meets Silence of the Lambs – when a notorious serial killer is hit by a bus while delivering his signature message, a detective has days to locate…
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January 31, 2017
The Fourth Monkey Contest! #4MK
“You need to understand what I’ve done.” Want a copy of the letter 4MK sends to police? Just complete this form with your purchase info: Your entry will automatically be entered in the Draft Copy Giveaway! Still haven’t bought…
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The Fourth Monkey PRE-ORDER Contest! #4MK
“You need to understand what I’ve done.” Want a copy of the letter 4MK sends to police? Just complete this form with your purchase info: Your entry will automatically be entered in the Draft Copy Giveaway! Preorders receive double…
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The Fourth Monkey Contest – Win a Draft Copy of this Upcoming Novel! #4MK
If you found this page, you are about to embark on a journey sure to change your life, bring you immense riches, fame, and the love & adoration of millions of strangers (and not in a creepy way). Okay, maybe…
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