J.D. Barker's Blog, page 12
August 29, 2017
Toast Post: Puppy of Steel
I am Thunder Toast. This is my post. As darkness crawls across the sky, drawing the blanket of night, I slip from bed and don my Thunder Shirt. As Superman, Batman, and Silent Bob before me, my Thunder Shirt is…
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August 22, 2017
Toast Post: Puppy Fight Club
I am Toast. This is my post. Welcome to Puppy Fight Club! The first rule of Puppy Fight Club is: you do not talk about Puppy Fight Club. The second rule of Puppy Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk…
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August 15, 2017
Toast Post: Big Discovery
I am Toast. This is my post. I have made a great discovery! Perhaps one of the greatest discoveries ever made since Columbus got lost and stopped in America to ask for directions. I am so excited because this represents…
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August 8, 2017
Toast Post: Proper Nightly Blankie Fluffy
I am Toast. This is my post. I often find that I have to retrain Mommy. She is not very obedient and does not take instruction well. Tonight was such a night. At precisely 10pm I alerted Mommy and Daddy…
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August 1, 2017
Toast Post: Mommy Made Me Watch a Scary Stephen King Movie
I am Toast. This is my post. Normally the home theater is my favorite room in the whole house. It’s dark and quiet. I have a big comfy couch and my favorite blankie with the correct number of holes. I…
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July 26, 2017
The GoodReads Choice Awards 2017 and THE FOURTH MONKEY by J.D. Barker #4MK
2017! I’ll be the first to admit, it’s a little early. GoodReads typically doesn’t open the voting process until November but hey, with a Baby Barker on the way in September, who knows when I’ll get another chance to talk…
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July 25, 2017
Toast Post: When it rains…
I am Toast. This is my post. Something is afoot in the dwelling. From the safety of Designated Hiding Spot #34 (located behind the couch on the first floor) I just watched Mommy and Daddy pull Dakota the Fluffer Wolf…
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July 13, 2017
Toast Post: An Open Letter to the Creators of Kibble
I am Toast. This is my post. Yesterday, as dinner-time approached, this wonderful scent filled the house from the kitchen. While the smoke was of slight concern, I quickly deduced that Mommy was cooking – smoke, sometimes fire, and many…
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July 6, 2017
Listen to THE FOURTH MONKEY by J.D. Barker for free on Audible! #4MK
Se7en meets The Silence of the Lambs in this dark and twisting novel from the author Jeffery Deaver called, “A talented writer with a delightfully devious mind.” Optioned for film and television! | Named one of iBooks Most Anticipated Thrillers of 2017!…
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July 4, 2017
Toast Post: Rockets Red Glare
I am Toast. This is my post. I am reporting live from deep within the bowels of Fort Hotdog under the coffee table in the living room of the compound. The bombs began falling nearly two hours ago and there…
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