Jonathan Heatt's Blog: Teaching Snapping Turtles, page 3
March 24, 2021
Questions of a Facebook user
"Is there an ethnic hashtag I can use to exploit the latest mass shooting in America to further divide us along racial barriers? Or am I merely brainwashed and seeking to virtue signal every second of my life?"
America is a melting pot nation and everyone feels the effects of gun violence. Viewing the problem with a myopic lens only obfuscates the issue and renders any meaningful dialogue useless. Maybe that’s the point of the media.
We, as human beings, are put on this planet to live and love. To experience the gamut of human emotions. But these violent shootings are evil unnatural acts that are stains on the souls of humanity. We need to transcend tribal differences and ascend to a higher level of consciousness and existence. We need to come together as one people to try and understand why horrible things happen and to stop them. But dividing people by race and ethnicity weighs us down to an elementary understanding of the world. Real dialogue is impossible when people are so easily manipulated by ignorance.
America is a melting pot nation and everyone feels the effects of gun violence. Viewing the problem with a myopic lens only obfuscates the issue and renders any meaningful dialogue useless. Maybe that’s the point of the media.
We, as human beings, are put on this planet to live and love. To experience the gamut of human emotions. But these violent shootings are evil unnatural acts that are stains on the souls of humanity. We need to transcend tribal differences and ascend to a higher level of consciousness and existence. We need to come together as one people to try and understand why horrible things happen and to stop them. But dividing people by race and ethnicity weighs us down to an elementary understanding of the world. Real dialogue is impossible when people are so easily manipulated by ignorance.
January 9, 2021
New Year's Resolution
I make ten resolutions every new year and I’ll be lucky to accomplish about a third of them. This year the most important one is to avoid presidential politics in order to live a happier more peaceful life. So this will be the last thing I ever write about American politics.
Politics is manipulation of public opinion, instead of doing the greater good. It leverages people’s outrage for nefarious purposes. It turns people into vile automatons who wish evil upon their neighbors and fellow man.
Social media has brainwashed normal people into fearmongering fascists who have no critical thinking skills. They are mere receptacles who regurgitate the propaganda spoon-fed to them by mass media. This media is an aggressive 24/7 device of propaganda, and social media amplifies it. I avoid these zombies now. Brainwashed people make bad allies because they will turn on you when told to. They have zero appreciation for civil liberties and history, and anyone who thinks differently than they do is immediately labelled a conspiracy theorist. Liberals today follow the Richard Nixon playbook. America is changing into a fascist technocratic country with these liberals leading the charge. I always thought Bush-type of republicans would be the ones to usher in this sort of fascism, but maybe there’s no real difference. Both parties are controlled by the same power structure. Democracy is a hoax. I knew my vote didn’t matter in 2000, the dudes rushing the capital building recently found out that Santa Claus isn’t real. It's ironic, liberals denouncing that protest had no problem defending the multiple riots of the past year. It's the tower of Babel being destroyed all over again and both sides are being played to dislike each other. This is all planned, and I refuse to participate on either side. The one “language” that could unite the world is democracy and it’s being destroyed by useful idiots on both sides. Count me out.
Adults root for their favorite septuagenarian like rabid teenagers at WrestleMania. Idiocracy is here. Trump is 74 years old, Biden 78 going on a hundred, Pelosi 80 in the shade or else her plastic cheeks will melt and run like mascara. We’re being “controlled” by old Night of the Living Dead zombies. They will introduce legislation to improve our lives right after they get done debating the benefits of alternating current versus direct current. Biden prefers whale blubber to Illuminate the cobblestone city streets. I just received a horse and carriage bumper sticker proclaiming, “Make America great the first time. Vote Biden 1920.” He forgot what year he was in.
Be honest, would you trust your elderly grandparents to go shopping alone in Costco? Yet you have no problem voting for them to run the country. (psst, they’re just figureheads, they don’t run anything but their mouths.)
Biden’s new campaign slogan: Bingo is a young man’s game.
When I turn on the news all I see are a bunch of pissed-off old people angry that they have to spend their golden years debating things that they don’t even care about. Wow, what a waste of time. (disclaimer: this blog post was sponsored by Metamucil and rocking chairs. Vote like your life Depends on it.)
I’m not a fan of Trump but liking Joe Biden is like liking a dog that’s been dead for three days. It stinks, and its glassy eyes and lifeless smile will reaffirm whatever philosophy you cling to. Hypocrisy is supporting BLM protests then voting for the man with dementia who was an architect of the War on Drugs, Mass Incarceration, and student loan debt. “Vote” is basically a phrase to shut you up. Why would a sane human being vote for their oppressor? Creating a strong third party that actually cares about the American people is a more logical alternative, unless you like voting for the same crook wearing a different mask every 4 years. DNC/RNC, two sides of the same coin.
Politicians latch onto divisive topics for their own selfish purposes. They’re more than willing to pull the country apart for their own gains, even though Americans have more in common with each other than they do differences. Everyone loves their family. Everyone wants to make a decent living. Which begs the question, why don’t politicians seek out the ways in which Americans are similar instead of concentrating on the few ways we’re different? The answer is that they are following orders from their globalist leaders. Everything is scripted, the heroes and villains, and the drama unfolds in order to usher in a technocratic authoritarian government, where the citizens are told what to believe and freedom of speech no longer exists.
The fascists on both sides of the aisle have accelerated climate change to the point of being irreversible so instead of doing the right thing they are consolidating wealth and power while welcoming an extinction level event so they can be gods in their gardens of Eden. This is what’s happening now. Climate change mass migration will either weaken their police states or provide the impetus for stronger ones. And when the shit hits the fan in 2050 it will become obvious that the previous oligarchy way of doing things didn’t work. The key to try and change this future from unfolding is to convince the masses now that they’re being played, before the tumult. The free soul screams, yet it seems everyone now is screaming what they’re told. Which will look like a whimper in future history books, if we’re allowed to have them.
The pandemic has revealed people’s true natures: fearful, easily manipulated, vicious, and prone to mob behavior. I want nothing to do with them, or politics. I’m going to ignore the circus and instead, focus on living a happy life instead of blaming my failures as a human being on the political puppets dangled over the nation every four years. Elections are charades of rage. No thanks.
Politics is manipulation of public opinion, instead of doing the greater good. It leverages people’s outrage for nefarious purposes. It turns people into vile automatons who wish evil upon their neighbors and fellow man.
Social media has brainwashed normal people into fearmongering fascists who have no critical thinking skills. They are mere receptacles who regurgitate the propaganda spoon-fed to them by mass media. This media is an aggressive 24/7 device of propaganda, and social media amplifies it. I avoid these zombies now. Brainwashed people make bad allies because they will turn on you when told to. They have zero appreciation for civil liberties and history, and anyone who thinks differently than they do is immediately labelled a conspiracy theorist. Liberals today follow the Richard Nixon playbook. America is changing into a fascist technocratic country with these liberals leading the charge. I always thought Bush-type of republicans would be the ones to usher in this sort of fascism, but maybe there’s no real difference. Both parties are controlled by the same power structure. Democracy is a hoax. I knew my vote didn’t matter in 2000, the dudes rushing the capital building recently found out that Santa Claus isn’t real. It's ironic, liberals denouncing that protest had no problem defending the multiple riots of the past year. It's the tower of Babel being destroyed all over again and both sides are being played to dislike each other. This is all planned, and I refuse to participate on either side. The one “language” that could unite the world is democracy and it’s being destroyed by useful idiots on both sides. Count me out.
Adults root for their favorite septuagenarian like rabid teenagers at WrestleMania. Idiocracy is here. Trump is 74 years old, Biden 78 going on a hundred, Pelosi 80 in the shade or else her plastic cheeks will melt and run like mascara. We’re being “controlled” by old Night of the Living Dead zombies. They will introduce legislation to improve our lives right after they get done debating the benefits of alternating current versus direct current. Biden prefers whale blubber to Illuminate the cobblestone city streets. I just received a horse and carriage bumper sticker proclaiming, “Make America great the first time. Vote Biden 1920.” He forgot what year he was in.
Be honest, would you trust your elderly grandparents to go shopping alone in Costco? Yet you have no problem voting for them to run the country. (psst, they’re just figureheads, they don’t run anything but their mouths.)
Biden’s new campaign slogan: Bingo is a young man’s game.
When I turn on the news all I see are a bunch of pissed-off old people angry that they have to spend their golden years debating things that they don’t even care about. Wow, what a waste of time. (disclaimer: this blog post was sponsored by Metamucil and rocking chairs. Vote like your life Depends on it.)
I’m not a fan of Trump but liking Joe Biden is like liking a dog that’s been dead for three days. It stinks, and its glassy eyes and lifeless smile will reaffirm whatever philosophy you cling to. Hypocrisy is supporting BLM protests then voting for the man with dementia who was an architect of the War on Drugs, Mass Incarceration, and student loan debt. “Vote” is basically a phrase to shut you up. Why would a sane human being vote for their oppressor? Creating a strong third party that actually cares about the American people is a more logical alternative, unless you like voting for the same crook wearing a different mask every 4 years. DNC/RNC, two sides of the same coin.
Politicians latch onto divisive topics for their own selfish purposes. They’re more than willing to pull the country apart for their own gains, even though Americans have more in common with each other than they do differences. Everyone loves their family. Everyone wants to make a decent living. Which begs the question, why don’t politicians seek out the ways in which Americans are similar instead of concentrating on the few ways we’re different? The answer is that they are following orders from their globalist leaders. Everything is scripted, the heroes and villains, and the drama unfolds in order to usher in a technocratic authoritarian government, where the citizens are told what to believe and freedom of speech no longer exists.
The fascists on both sides of the aisle have accelerated climate change to the point of being irreversible so instead of doing the right thing they are consolidating wealth and power while welcoming an extinction level event so they can be gods in their gardens of Eden. This is what’s happening now. Climate change mass migration will either weaken their police states or provide the impetus for stronger ones. And when the shit hits the fan in 2050 it will become obvious that the previous oligarchy way of doing things didn’t work. The key to try and change this future from unfolding is to convince the masses now that they’re being played, before the tumult. The free soul screams, yet it seems everyone now is screaming what they’re told. Which will look like a whimper in future history books, if we’re allowed to have them.
The pandemic has revealed people’s true natures: fearful, easily manipulated, vicious, and prone to mob behavior. I want nothing to do with them, or politics. I’m going to ignore the circus and instead, focus on living a happy life instead of blaming my failures as a human being on the political puppets dangled over the nation every four years. Elections are charades of rage. No thanks.
November 17, 2020
Drinks on the House
A guy dressed in all white goes into a saloon. White bowler hat, white shirt, white sports coat, white handkerchief, white slacks, white socks, and white leather shoes with white cleats.
The bartender asks, "Why are you dressed like that?"
The guy answers, "I'm trying to see how long I can remain clean."
The bartender asks, "Why are you dressed like that?"
The guy answers, "I'm trying to see how long I can remain clean."
November 14, 2020
Mandates of Freedom are a Dichotomy
2020 is the year that saw the rise of liberal fascists, who no longer believe in “My body, my choice.” Sure, it’s fine for women who kill their unborn children, but not for people like me who believe in healthy autonomy. They will continue to cling to their masks in the false hopes of Halloween while I continue to get exercise, vitamins C and D , and drink my wine and smoke my weed. Seems to be working just fine for me. I’ll refrain from imposing my beliefs on the sheep.
November 8, 2020
Sound of the Sheep
Baa "Social Distancing"
Baa "Flatten the Curve"
Baa "Wear a Mask"
Baa "Stay Home"
Baa "Media tells the Truth"
Baa "Education is nonessential"
Baa "Raiders stadium is essential"
Baa "Avoid family gatherings"
Baa "Snitch on your neighbor"
Baa "Get the Vaccine"
Baa "Trust Bill Gates"
Baa "obey"
Baa "Obey"
Baa "OBEY"
(if Biden gets elected: party in the streets)
Baa "Flatten the Curve"
Baa "Wear a Mask"
Baa "Stay Home"
Baa "Media tells the Truth"
Baa "Education is nonessential"
Baa "Raiders stadium is essential"
Baa "Avoid family gatherings"
Baa "Snitch on your neighbor"
Baa "Get the Vaccine"
Baa "Trust Bill Gates"
Baa "obey"
Baa "Obey"
Baa "OBEY"
(if Biden gets elected: party in the streets)
August 3, 2019
Terminator review
This movie review was "declined" by IMDB because freedom of speech is not practiced by that website. Luckily I have a blog:
Terminator review
Title: John Connor is his own father!
Now that I'm older, more observant, and dare I say wiser, I cannot believe I used to watch movies like the Terminator and think they were entertainment. The first Terminator is a series of mass shootings in public places. The insidious plot of the sequel has the audience rooting for the mass murderer of the first movie. Violence punctuated by punchlines delivered by a 21st century Nazi Frankenstein.
Watch Terminator 1 and 2 back to back and you'll see that it is an Oedipus movie. The only difference is that Oedipus didn't know he was boinking his own mother, while John Connor travels back in time specifically for that reason. There is no Kyle Reese...that is the madeup name John Connor uses. In the sex scene in the first movie there's a refrigerator with a brand name that almost spells out incest. Reese/John Connor tells Sarah, "I always loved you." Sarah says this exact same line to John in T2. And the picture of Sarah Connor was given to John from Sarah. There is no Reese. Open your eyes, sheeple! Hollyweird is ran by sickos and you've been conned into enjoying incest entertainment.
The American people were spoonfed gun violence as entertainment throughout the 80s and 90s. No wonder there's mass shootings everywhere now.
A way to destabilize a democracy: give the country 40% of the world's guns then give them Nazi entertainment that romanticizes those guns then fracture the populace to the point where they use those guns on each other.
It appears the 4th Reich are winning.
Terminator review
Title: John Connor is his own father!
Now that I'm older, more observant, and dare I say wiser, I cannot believe I used to watch movies like the Terminator and think they were entertainment. The first Terminator is a series of mass shootings in public places. The insidious plot of the sequel has the audience rooting for the mass murderer of the first movie. Violence punctuated by punchlines delivered by a 21st century Nazi Frankenstein.
Watch Terminator 1 and 2 back to back and you'll see that it is an Oedipus movie. The only difference is that Oedipus didn't know he was boinking his own mother, while John Connor travels back in time specifically for that reason. There is no Kyle Reese...that is the madeup name John Connor uses. In the sex scene in the first movie there's a refrigerator with a brand name that almost spells out incest. Reese/John Connor tells Sarah, "I always loved you." Sarah says this exact same line to John in T2. And the picture of Sarah Connor was given to John from Sarah. There is no Reese. Open your eyes, sheeple! Hollyweird is ran by sickos and you've been conned into enjoying incest entertainment.
The American people were spoonfed gun violence as entertainment throughout the 80s and 90s. No wonder there's mass shootings everywhere now.
A way to destabilize a democracy: give the country 40% of the world's guns then give them Nazi entertainment that romanticizes those guns then fracture the populace to the point where they use those guns on each other.
It appears the 4th Reich are winning.
April 16, 2019
Birthday Celebration
The older some people get, the less they celebrate their birthday. Not me. I celebrate my birthday as if it's the last one I'll enjoy. Matter of fact, I celebrate my birthday for the entire month of March. I'll prance around the house in my birthday suit proclaiming, "It's my birthday month, it's my birthday month!"
I was born on March 15, the Ides of March. I'm sure that Julius Caesar would prefer to celebrate his birthday 23 times instead of getting stabbed by that many Roman senators.
I'm not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination, and it would take a pretty big stretch for me to believe in an omnipotent god, but what if there was a great architect who created human beings? I'm not sure what the sole purpose would be, but the senses that human beings are gifted with should not be left to waste. Sight (of a beautiful sunset at Red Rock Canyon), Hearing (someone say, Happy Birthday!), Smell (a birthday dinner and cake), Taste (Big Dog's beers washing down perch), Touch (whatever you like, it's your birthday). My point is to celebrate life instead of rushing through it.
Since I'm a nice guy I'll share all of the cool free stuff you can get on your birthday. If I deserve it, you deserve it! It's getting harder and harder to live with all these damn bills the machinery devises, so rest easy and read to see ways to kick it like a Goodfella on your birthday.
Get on the internet, and sign up for the rewards clubs to these places:
-Grimaldis Pizza. My favorite, get a free pizza on your birthday. Best pizza in Vegas. Go on a Tuesday and get bottles of wine half off. Chianti, Malbec, it doesn't matter, they're all half off! I wish I had a birthday every month.
After Grimaldis I like to hit up Total Wine and use my birthday coupons that save $1 off every 6 pack. My wine-soaked mind enjoys the deal, the more sixers I purchase, the more I save!
-Public School 702: Get $25 free to spend during your birthday month! Chill on the deck on a nice spring day, sip some wine, nibble on an app, and keep your wallet fat.
-Jersey Mike's Subs: Get a free sub and drink for your birthday. The deal is good for a year! I recommend the store on West Flamingo, there's nice people working there. The Big Kahuna Cheesesteak is the lick. Makes a great dinner, or pack a picnic lunch and some vino then hit up Red Rock Canyon or Mount Charleston.
-Rubio's: Sign up and get a free taco. I got a salmon taco that was delicious at 3am after a bit of chronic. They also give you a buy one get one (bogo) coupon for your birthday.
-Big Dog's Brewing Company: Get 20% off on your birthday. I like to have dinner here and sample all of their delicious beers. Las Vegas is starting to blow up with great breweries, and Big Dog's is probably the best.
-Hash House A Go Go: Get a bogo dinner coupon that is good for an entire year. I like to go during happy hour and grub like a man having his last dinner. Who knows when it's time to kick the bucket? A birthday is a celebration of life and when it's my time to go I'll definitely be well-fed.
-Black Bear Diner: Get a free breakfast. A birthday reveler needs strength to celebrate. Start your damn day off right. OJ is extra, but it's the best fresh-squeezed orange juice in Vegas. Tastes so good it doesn't even need vodka.
-Earl of Sandwich: Download the app and get $5 off a sandwich. Downtown Summerlin location is the spot. I walked in, got an original 1762 sandwich to go, saved $5, they gave me a free brownie, and I had enough food for lunch and dinner. Economics 101.
-Smashburger: Download the app and get a free burger with a purchase of a drink. Of course I got a Sam Adams to wash that delicious classic triple double cheeburger down! Smashburger is in the top 5 fast food burgers in Vegas. #1 Fatburger, #2 InandOut Burger, #3 ShakeShack, #4 5 Guys Burger, #5 Smashburger.
-Squeeze Inn: This breakfast spot gives you $10.00 off. Just for being born! Hook up an omelette or burger.
-Red Robin Burger: Free birthday burger good for your entire birthday month. If you've made the mistake of being a teacher then also sign up for their teacher rewards program. Who needs a raise when there's cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger?
-Kona Grill: Get $15 off for your birthday. The Smutterlin well-to-do set likes to see and be seen here. I recommend not showering for a week and post up in the middle of happy hour to throw the yuppies off their equilibrium.
-BJ's: Of course you need a BJ on your birthday, but I'm writing about BJ's Brewhouse! Get a free pizookie on your birthday. Great consolation prize if you're single.
-PF Changs: Get a free app during your birthday month. I don't go here anymore because they ruined their happy hour and make people sit by the smoggy traffic honking by at the corner of Charleston and Ft. Apache. But hey, it's a free app. Grab it if you want.
-Brio: $10 off. Not bad if you pair it with happy hour. Get there early, it gets busy. But the servers are cool and will still hook you up with happy hour in the dining room even if the bar area is full.
-Buca Di Beppo: Get $20 off 40 on your birthday. Sign up and they'll email you offers all the time. I just received another $20 off in April.
-Sammy's Woodfired Pizza: Get a bogo pizza deal. Pair it with 1/2 off wine night on Wednesdays. Henry Hill had to go into witness protection program to eat this well!!
There's a bunch of other deals: Yardhouse, IHop, Jason's Deli, Cold Stone Creamery, Dave & Busters, Rosati's, Sienna, Marcos, Mimi's, Arby's, Del Taco, Hooters, etc. But if you're gonna eat all this then you're going to need some free weed.
-The Apothecarium: One of my favorite dispensaries in Vegas. Get a free preroll with purchase. Refer someone and you both get a free preroll. Free reefer for referral. Somewhere Wayne and Garth are screaming, "We're not worthy, We're not worthy!"
-ShowGrow: My 2nd favorite dispensary. Get a free preroll just for having the audacity to be that one lucky sperm in a million to fertilize an egg. Congrats, smoke on! (and never stop swimming)
-RedBox gives you a free rental on your birthday. Get something trippy, man!
There are probably other birthday deals, but I just listed the best ones. Who needs presents when I just hooked you up with free deals?
You're welcome. With all that money you saved, buy one of my books. They go great with prerolls.
I was born on March 15, the Ides of March. I'm sure that Julius Caesar would prefer to celebrate his birthday 23 times instead of getting stabbed by that many Roman senators.
I'm not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination, and it would take a pretty big stretch for me to believe in an omnipotent god, but what if there was a great architect who created human beings? I'm not sure what the sole purpose would be, but the senses that human beings are gifted with should not be left to waste. Sight (of a beautiful sunset at Red Rock Canyon), Hearing (someone say, Happy Birthday!), Smell (a birthday dinner and cake), Taste (Big Dog's beers washing down perch), Touch (whatever you like, it's your birthday). My point is to celebrate life instead of rushing through it.
Since I'm a nice guy I'll share all of the cool free stuff you can get on your birthday. If I deserve it, you deserve it! It's getting harder and harder to live with all these damn bills the machinery devises, so rest easy and read to see ways to kick it like a Goodfella on your birthday.
Get on the internet, and sign up for the rewards clubs to these places:
-Grimaldis Pizza. My favorite, get a free pizza on your birthday. Best pizza in Vegas. Go on a Tuesday and get bottles of wine half off. Chianti, Malbec, it doesn't matter, they're all half off! I wish I had a birthday every month.
After Grimaldis I like to hit up Total Wine and use my birthday coupons that save $1 off every 6 pack. My wine-soaked mind enjoys the deal, the more sixers I purchase, the more I save!
-Public School 702: Get $25 free to spend during your birthday month! Chill on the deck on a nice spring day, sip some wine, nibble on an app, and keep your wallet fat.
-Jersey Mike's Subs: Get a free sub and drink for your birthday. The deal is good for a year! I recommend the store on West Flamingo, there's nice people working there. The Big Kahuna Cheesesteak is the lick. Makes a great dinner, or pack a picnic lunch and some vino then hit up Red Rock Canyon or Mount Charleston.
-Rubio's: Sign up and get a free taco. I got a salmon taco that was delicious at 3am after a bit of chronic. They also give you a buy one get one (bogo) coupon for your birthday.
-Big Dog's Brewing Company: Get 20% off on your birthday. I like to have dinner here and sample all of their delicious beers. Las Vegas is starting to blow up with great breweries, and Big Dog's is probably the best.
-Hash House A Go Go: Get a bogo dinner coupon that is good for an entire year. I like to go during happy hour and grub like a man having his last dinner. Who knows when it's time to kick the bucket? A birthday is a celebration of life and when it's my time to go I'll definitely be well-fed.
-Black Bear Diner: Get a free breakfast. A birthday reveler needs strength to celebrate. Start your damn day off right. OJ is extra, but it's the best fresh-squeezed orange juice in Vegas. Tastes so good it doesn't even need vodka.
-Earl of Sandwich: Download the app and get $5 off a sandwich. Downtown Summerlin location is the spot. I walked in, got an original 1762 sandwich to go, saved $5, they gave me a free brownie, and I had enough food for lunch and dinner. Economics 101.
-Smashburger: Download the app and get a free burger with a purchase of a drink. Of course I got a Sam Adams to wash that delicious classic triple double cheeburger down! Smashburger is in the top 5 fast food burgers in Vegas. #1 Fatburger, #2 InandOut Burger, #3 ShakeShack, #4 5 Guys Burger, #5 Smashburger.
-Squeeze Inn: This breakfast spot gives you $10.00 off. Just for being born! Hook up an omelette or burger.
-Red Robin Burger: Free birthday burger good for your entire birthday month. If you've made the mistake of being a teacher then also sign up for their teacher rewards program. Who needs a raise when there's cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger?
-Kona Grill: Get $15 off for your birthday. The Smutterlin well-to-do set likes to see and be seen here. I recommend not showering for a week and post up in the middle of happy hour to throw the yuppies off their equilibrium.
-BJ's: Of course you need a BJ on your birthday, but I'm writing about BJ's Brewhouse! Get a free pizookie on your birthday. Great consolation prize if you're single.
-PF Changs: Get a free app during your birthday month. I don't go here anymore because they ruined their happy hour and make people sit by the smoggy traffic honking by at the corner of Charleston and Ft. Apache. But hey, it's a free app. Grab it if you want.
-Brio: $10 off. Not bad if you pair it with happy hour. Get there early, it gets busy. But the servers are cool and will still hook you up with happy hour in the dining room even if the bar area is full.
-Buca Di Beppo: Get $20 off 40 on your birthday. Sign up and they'll email you offers all the time. I just received another $20 off in April.
-Sammy's Woodfired Pizza: Get a bogo pizza deal. Pair it with 1/2 off wine night on Wednesdays. Henry Hill had to go into witness protection program to eat this well!!
There's a bunch of other deals: Yardhouse, IHop, Jason's Deli, Cold Stone Creamery, Dave & Busters, Rosati's, Sienna, Marcos, Mimi's, Arby's, Del Taco, Hooters, etc. But if you're gonna eat all this then you're going to need some free weed.
-The Apothecarium: One of my favorite dispensaries in Vegas. Get a free preroll with purchase. Refer someone and you both get a free preroll. Free reefer for referral. Somewhere Wayne and Garth are screaming, "We're not worthy, We're not worthy!"
-ShowGrow: My 2nd favorite dispensary. Get a free preroll just for having the audacity to be that one lucky sperm in a million to fertilize an egg. Congrats, smoke on! (and never stop swimming)
-RedBox gives you a free rental on your birthday. Get something trippy, man!
There are probably other birthday deals, but I just listed the best ones. Who needs presents when I just hooked you up with free deals?
You're welcome. With all that money you saved, buy one of my books. They go great with prerolls.
August 4, 2018
AnonMan audiobook on Audible
The AnonMan audiobook is currently available on Audible. I have a few free promo codes left. Email me if you want to download it for free.
AnonMan
https://www.audible.com/pd/B07DL8X2M2...
June 21, 2018
AnonMan short movie
The AnonMan short movie is now on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/j9mRmMEOvfA
First there was the AnonMan script, a finalist in the Trigger Street/Jameson First Shot Contest. That spawned the short movie. An ebook, novel, and audiobook followed.
The next logical step: an AnonMan feature film.
Heattwave Productions will work to make that next step a reality.
https://youtu.be/j9mRmMEOvfA
First there was the AnonMan script, a finalist in the Trigger Street/Jameson First Shot Contest. That spawned the short movie. An ebook, novel, and audiobook followed.
The next logical step: an AnonMan feature film.
Heattwave Productions will work to make that next step a reality.
June 14, 2018
AnonMan audiobook
The AnonMan audiobook is available on Audible and I have free download codes.
Only request a code if you'll leave a review.
1. Go to my book's page on Audible.com:
https://www.audible.com/pd/B07DL8X2M2
2. Add the audiobook to your cart.
3. If you are prompted to sign in, please create a new Audible.com account or log in.
4. At the bottom of the page, click "Redeem a Promo Code." Enter the promo code and click "Redeem" to receive a credit for the title in your cart.
5. Head back to your cart. After you select “1 Credit” and click “Update” to modify your shopping cart, the price for the audiobook will change to $0.00.
6. You may proceed through the checkout by clicking “Next Step” and “Complete Purchase” on the subsequent page.
7. Enjoy!
Only request a code if you'll leave a review.
1. Go to my book's page on Audible.com:
https://www.audible.com/pd/B07DL8X2M2
2. Add the audiobook to your cart.
3. If you are prompted to sign in, please create a new Audible.com account or log in.
4. At the bottom of the page, click "Redeem a Promo Code." Enter the promo code and click "Redeem" to receive a credit for the title in your cart.
5. Head back to your cart. After you select “1 Credit” and click “Update” to modify your shopping cart, the price for the audiobook will change to $0.00.
6. You may proceed through the checkout by clicking “Next Step” and “Complete Purchase” on the subsequent page.
7. Enjoy!
Teaching Snapping Turtles
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