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Free Kindle Book

Free for four days (starting today): The Fetus and Other Stories (Kindle edition)

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Reviewers Wanted

Do you often find yourself publishing book appraisals via blog, magazine, Amazon, or Goodreads page? Would you like a mobi, epub, or pdf review copy of my new Necro Publications book, Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide (or any of my other books, for that matter)? Can you live the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, ever fearful of the hitman/baboon eye transplant recipient I met yesterday, if you rate me less than four stars?

If so, feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience, for a digital review copy of your very own.

Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide - Now Available in Kindle!

Fun for children ages 12-120! The perfect gift for every holiday (today’s included)! Only $2.99 (a $3.01 value)! Read Toby Chalmers Commits “Career” Suicide...before it reads you!

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Toby Chalmers Commits “Career” Suicide

One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:

The Muff Whisperer

Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal skeleton...save for one small bit of anatomy.

To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.

Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, “excellent ideas” involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.

Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide Kindle Edition Pre-Order

The Kindle edition of my book Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide is now available for pre-order, with an April 20th release date. Get yours at Amazon:

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Kindle Book Giveaways

I'm giving away two of my e-novels over at Amazon. For your chance to win Silent Minority and/or The Phantom Cabinet, enter no later than Feb 24, 2018 11:59 PM PST via the following links:

Silent Minority: https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/8e964ca...

The Phantom Cabinet: https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/b2eb019...

End of the Year E-book Sale

As part of a site-wide promotion, Smashwords is offering all three of my Necro Publications/Bedlam Press e-books at 50% off (now through January 1st). To save money on The Phantom Cabinet, Let's Destroy Investutech, and/or The Land of Broken Sky, enter the code SEY50 at checkout.

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New Pre-Orders

I have two new books available for pre-order at the Necro Publications website. Purchase paperback editions of Forever Big Top and Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide at: https://necropublications.com/collect.... The hardcover editions have sold out.

Halloween Kindle Book Giveaway

In celebration of my favorite holiday, I am giving away one Kindle edition of each of my four novels over at Amazon. For your chance to win, enter via the following links no later than October 30th.

The Phantom Cabinet:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/9cdfb5a...

Let's Destroy Investutech:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/66c9c0c...

Silent Minority:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/c253c1b...

The Land of Broken Sky:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/b09fed7...

Free Kindle Collection: The Fetus and Other Stories

In 2011, before my fiction started selling, I self-published a Kindle collection called The Fetus and Other Stories. Now, I've designed a new cover for it, and am offering free downloads of the book for five days (today through Friday). Get yours at Amazon.

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Half-price E-books

As part of a line-wide promotion, Necro Publications is offering three of my digital novels at half-price.

From now through July 31st, save 50% on The Land of Broken Sky, The Phantom Cabinet, and/or Let's Destroy Investutech at Smashwords with the code SSW50.

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