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Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide - Now Available in Kindle!

Fun for children ages 12-120! The perfect gift for every holiday (today’s included)! Only $2.99 (a $3.01 value)! Read Toby Chalmers Commits “Career” Suicide...before it reads you!

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Toby Chalmers Commits “Career” Suicide

One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:

The Muff Whisperer

Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal skeleton...save for one small bit of anatomy.

To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.

Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, “excellent ideas” involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.

Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide Kindle Edition Pre-Order

The Kindle edition of my book Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide is now available for pre-order, with an April 20th release date. Get yours at Amazon:

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Kindle Book Giveaways

I'm giving away two of my e-novels over at Amazon. For your chance to win Silent Minority and/or The Phantom Cabinet, enter no later than Feb 24, 2018 11:59 PM PST via the following links:

Silent Minority: https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/8e964ca...

The Phantom Cabinet: https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/b2eb019...

End of the Year E-book Sale

As part of a site-wide promotion, Smashwords is offering all three of my Necro Publications/Bedlam Press e-books at 50% off (now through January 1st). To save money on The Phantom Cabinet, Let's Destroy Investutech, and/or The Land of Broken Sky, enter the code SEY50 at checkout.

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New Pre-Orders

I have two new books available for pre-order at the Necro Publications website. Purchase paperback editions of Forever Big Top and Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide at: https://necropublications.com/collect.... The hardcover editions have sold out.

Halloween Kindle Book Giveaway

In celebration of my favorite holiday, I am giving away one Kindle edition of each of my four novels over at Amazon. For your chance to win, enter via the following links no later than October 30th.

The Phantom Cabinet:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/9cdfb5a...

Let's Destroy Investutech:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/66c9c0c...

Silent Minority:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/c253c1b...

The Land of Broken Sky:

https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/b09fed7...

Free Kindle Collection: The Fetus and Other Stories

In 2011, before my fiction started selling, I self-published a Kindle collection called The Fetus and Other Stories. Now, I've designed a new cover for it, and am offering free downloads of the book for five days (today through Friday). Get yours at Amazon.

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Half-price E-books

As part of a line-wide promotion, Necro Publications is offering three of my digital novels at half-price.

From now through July 31st, save 50% on The Land of Broken Sky, The Phantom Cabinet, and/or Let's Destroy Investutech at Smashwords with the code SSW50.

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Year's Best Hardcore Horror Volume 2 - Now Available

Year's Best Hardcore Horror Volume 2 (a 21-author, 2-editor anthology that includes my own All Hallows' Eve chiller, "The Hallowfiend Remembers") is now available in paperback, ebook, and Audible editions.

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Product description:

”...glutted with graphic scenes of torture, dismemberment, evisceration...” — PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

YEAR'S BEST HARDCORE HORROR VOLUME 2.

Comet Press is extremely proud to present its second annual anthology featuring this year's hardcore corps of authors with the best extreme horror fiction of 2016 that breaks boundaries and trashes taboos.

Selected from indie publishers and magazines such as Weirdpunk Books, Necro Publications, Splatterpunk Zine, Corner Bar Magazine, Carrion Blue and Raw Dog Screaming Press, these stories represent the state of the art of extreme horror fiction. Whether extreme in theme or with gore galore, these disturbing tales will be hard to forget even though you may wish you could.

Yes, there will be blood. Lots of it. Gore galore and plenty of the gushy stuff. But you'll also find tales less graphic but with hardcore attitudes, transgressive stories you're not sure you should be reading, stories showing you things you shouldn't see. Visceral fiction.

Read at your own risk.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Michael A. Arnzen "55 Ways I'd Prefer Not to Die"
Jasper Bark "Bed of Crimson Joy"
Christa Carmen "The Girl Who Loved Bruce Campbell"
Marvin Brown "The Field"
Adam Cesare "Please Subscribe"
Matthew Chabin "Father of Dread"
Jose Cruz "American Gods, American Monsters"
Andrew Darlington "Coming of the Darkula"
Paolo Di Orazio "The Contract"
Stefanie Elrick "Mother's Nature"
William Grabowski "Out Hunting for Teeth"
Sarah L. Johnson "Little Sister, Little Brother"
Eric LaRocca "Miss_Vertebrae"
Alessandro Manzetti "Kozmic Blues"
Tim Miller "Backne"
Alexandra Renwick "Redux"
Bryan Smith "Implant"
Jeremy Thompson "The Hallowfiend Remembers"
Tim Waggoner "A Face in the Crowd"
Wrath James White "Ownership"
Stephanie M. Wytovich "On This Side of Bloodletting" & selected poems from Brothel

The Land of Broken Sky - Now Available in Paperback

Hot on the heels of its ebook announcement, I am pleased to report that the paperback edition of my latest Necro Publications novel, The Land of Broken Sky, is now purchasable at Amazon and other online retailers.

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