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October 24, 2018
Childhood Fears
Want to know what scared my child self? Learn the terrifying truth in the guest post I wrote for the Ginger Nuts of Horror blog.
http://gingernutsofhorror.com/feature...
http://gingernutsofhorror.com/feature...
October 12, 2018
The Forever Big Top - Now Purchasable
My latest Necro Publications book, The Forever Big Top, is now available in ebook and paperback editions. Buy your copy today!
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/194...
THE FOREVER BIG TOP
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/194...
THE FOREVER BIG TOP
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
October 6, 2018
Pre-order The Forever Big Top (Kindle Edition)
The Kindle edition of my latest Necro Publications release, The Forever Big Top, is now available for pre-order, with a release date of October 12th. Get yours at:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
October 5, 2018
Reviewers Wanted!
Do you review horror fiction for Amazon, Goodreads, a magazine, and/or a blog? Would you like to read my latest Necro Publications book, The Forever Big Top, a week prior to its release, in exchange for your appraisal? If so, please message me with your email address and a link to your reviews. I have ebooks available in mobi, epub, and pdf formats.
The Forever Big Top is short (59 pages on Kindle), violent, and full of clowns. In other words: great October reading.
Synopsis:
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
The Forever Big Top is short (59 pages on Kindle), violent, and full of clowns. In other words: great October reading.
Synopsis:
After what turns out to be his group Sirkus Kult’s final concert, clown hip-hopper Freshy Jest finds himself bedding a voluptuous groupie. Unfortunately, the gal’s sexual philosophy includes postcoital “double suicide,” and her butcher knife makes flesh confetti of Freshy’s abdomen.
Transported via death into a circus tent afterlife, the rapper encounters enough clowns to colonize a continent—populating amusement rides, humorously cavorting, and playing games of skill and chance. Before long, he makes many strange, funny new friends.
But even in the hereafter, one can die. Enduring a succession of gruesome demises, each of which drops him to a lower tent level, Freshy tours realms of shifting geometry, backwards colors, self-aware balloon animals, scalding lipstick currents, and grisly gluttony. Menaced by serial killer clowns and even eerier entities, he seeks to return to Earth.
Will Freshy Jest escape the Forever Big Top, and come back to life, or is he destined to reach the great tent’s nethermost level?
September 25, 2018
Festerweights: A Tartarean Prizefight
Experience my story "Festerweights: A Tartarean Prizefight" in the latest issue of Disturbed Digest (September 2018).
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07...
August 31, 2018
Our Forecast Reads Stygian
My story "Our Forecast Reads Stygian" can now be read online at The New Accelerator (https://thenewaccelerator.com). Check it out.
July 24, 2018
Book Giveaway!
Link: https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/e572fe0...
Duration: Jul 24, 2018 1:51 PM PDT - Jul 31, 2018 11:59 PM PDT
Prize: The Phantom Cabinet (Kindle Edition)
Duration: Jul 24, 2018 1:51 PM PDT - Jul 31, 2018 11:59 PM PDT
Prize: The Phantom Cabinet (Kindle Edition)
May 11, 2018
Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide - Now Available in Paperback
The paperback edition of my latest Necro Publications book, Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide, is now purchasable at Amazon. Get yours today!
https://www.amazon.com/Toby-Chalmers-...
Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide
One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:
The Muff Whisperer
Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal skeleton...save for one small bit of anatomy.
To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.
Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, “excellent ideas” involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.
https://www.amazon.com/Toby-Chalmers-...
Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide
One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:
The Muff Whisperer
Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal skeleton...save for one small bit of anatomy.
To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.
Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, “excellent ideas” involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.
May 4, 2018
Free Kindle Book
Free for four days (starting today): The Fetus and Other Stories (Kindle edition)
https://www.amazon.com/Fetus-Other-St...
https://www.amazon.com/Fetus-Other-St...
April 21, 2018
Reviewers Wanted
Do you often find yourself publishing book appraisals via blog, magazine, Amazon, or Goodreads page? Would you like a mobi, epub, or pdf review copy of my new Necro Publications book, Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide (or any of my other books, for that matter)? Can you live the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, ever fearful of the hitman/baboon eye transplant recipient I met yesterday, if you rate me less than four stars?
If so, feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience, for a digital review copy of your very own.
If so, feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience, for a digital review copy of your very own.
