Isabella Rogge's Blog: The Redhead Writer, page 198
March 28, 2016
crowmemes:
oak23:
pattiluphone:
seriousjones:
ted cruz about...
ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun
actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator
napoleon also is pulling out a gun
napoleon is the zodiac killer
March 27, 2016
trump rallies: hatred, bigotry, supporters assaulting people
sanders rallies: so peaceful, birds literally flock to the candidate like he's a disney princess
fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:
long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
pugchacho:
itsafunnyoldlife:
stray...
long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former.
We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So….
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While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
Back to School
Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
margotkim:
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation...
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
