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The God Unleashed

Wicked Wednesday Prompt #134 "Christmas 2014". F/M, aphrodisiac truffles, hot sex

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Bad Girl Blogger Award(s)

I had never heard of the Bad Girl Blogger Awards until I was nominated for one. Twice. First from the sweet and sassy Horny Geek Girl, second from the lovely and elegant F. Leonora Solomon. To be mentioned by two women that I admire was a wonderful surprise, and the reason why I’m smiling like an idiot despite the fact that it’s 5 am and...

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Elust #65

Photo courtesy of SassyCat Welcome to Elust #65 - The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #66? Start with the rules, come back January 1st to submit something and subscribe to...

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Elust #64

Photo courtesy of SassyCat Welcome to Elust #65 - The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #66? Start with the rules, come back January 1st to submit something and subscribe to...

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Unbroken

Jake and Lonnie are two lost souls adrift in their own misery. Can they heal each other? M/M, oral sex, anal sex

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Smut Marathon – Final Round

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Filthy Holiday Songs #1

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Filthy Holiday Songs – “My Favorite Things”

If you want to get technical, “My Favorite Things” isn’t actually a true Christmas carol, but this damn tune has been stuck in my head for days, courtesy of the holiday soundtrack that is on permanent repeat at the grocery store. My apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein. And Julie Andrews. And, well, everyone.*

*(Oleander Plume is not responsible if you get in trouble for singing this at your next festive get-together.)

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Considering…Thanksgiving

“How about if on Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?”
“We do that everyday!”
“Oh. What if we just eat a lot with people who annoy the hell out of us?”
-quote from Jim Gaffigan

That pretty much sums up my feelings about this crazy holiday. We cook all day, scarf it down in ten minutes, then lay around in a tryptophan induced stupor, hoping magic fairies will arrive to clean up the mess.

I’m going to say it out loud to the world – I CAN’T COOK WORTH A DAMN!

In my extended family, that makes me less of a...