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July 13, 2015
Triple Dog Dare
Triple Dog Dare by Oleander Plume In the colossal battle between good and evil, (the good being my moral compass and the evil being my dick), evil not only won, it conquered. Conquered like Godzilla after a three day Redbull…
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July 12, 2015
Why I (happily) quit Facebook
Social media and the writer – a toxic relationship. We’ve all had one of “those friends”, you know the type. The kind that causes a cold chill to slither down your spine when you see their name on your caller…
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July 4, 2015
And the winners are…
And the winners are… 25 entries. 25 fantastic stories that were a pleasure to read. Picking three out of this stellar group was fucking torture! Before I get to the list, I would like to thank everyone who entered the…
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July 1, 2015
Gone
A far cry from what I used to be… What I was: a sullied innocent weak and afraid damaged and broken forgotten a target for anger silent an emotional punching bag just another fuck the punchline last on the list…
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June 20, 2015
This just in…
Hello everyone! Due to my ongoing computer issues, I am going to extend the deadline for the Pick a Prompt any Prompt story contest. I will be excepting entries until June 30, and I will announce the winners on July…
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June 19, 2015
Elust #71
Photo courtesy of The Shingle Beach Welcome to Elust #71 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky…
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June 8, 2015
ooops…
Oooops… A few months ago, my laptop was starting to go, so I purchased a new one. A good one. It was shiny and pretty and FAST. I even named it. Antonio. (Same name as my pretend personal assistant). Saturday,…
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June 3, 2015
3:00
3:00 By Oleander Plume I’ve had dirty fantasies about the water delivery guy for six months. Most of them involve his head between my legs. Today, though, oh yeah, today is when the fantasies end. Today I’m making a move.…
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June 1, 2015
The Toy Box
The Toy Box By Oleander Plume My husband stopped the truck in the middle of the driveway and blew me a kiss. He was wearing that ridiculous fishing hat I bought him as a joke two birthdays ago. “Just go,…
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May 31, 2015
When I’m an old lady…
After vomiting so much darkness, I owed you all a little light: When I’m an old lady… The other day I decided that I’m going to live to be a hundred. I’m not sure why I picked that number, but…
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