Stephanie Jankowski's Blog, page 26
July 28, 2015
The Tale of One Woman’s Tramp Stamp
Loan me your brain for a minute; we’re gettin’ all philosophical up in herrr: Which came first: the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Would The Kardashians still be a show if Kim hadn’t gotten freaky […]
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July 27, 2015
Oversharing: I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” –Old Farm Lady on Billy Madison I heart Sarah because she regularly Overshares on her blog The Sadder But Wiser Girl, which is where today’s post was first published. Sarah’s inability to control her bladder and her willingness to then write about it make her […]
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July 21, 2015
You Can’t Live Up To the Hype So Stop Trying
5 Ways to Stop Yelling At Your Kids!
Cherish Every Moment!
Make Her Birthday the BEST EVER!
We'll never live up to the parenting articles, so let's stop trying.
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July 16, 2015
Summer Makes Me Fat
It’s pretty unfair that swimsuit season coincides with BEER ME season. What is it about the warm weather that begs for imbibing? There’s nothing I enjoymore than being outside with our neighbors,laughing and chatting over a few cold Blue Moons, watching as a slew ofkids run circles around us. I always put an orange wedge […]
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July 14, 2015
Changing of the Guard
The cold air lifted and the clouds parted, casting a warm glow of sunshine on the new blossoms below. I drove down the familiar road to find that with the bitter snows, a neighbor’s Brittany Spaniel had also disappeared. His dog house was boarded up and his spot in the yard vacant. Maybe the long […]
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July 9, 2015
One to Two Almost Killed Us
Many parents say the transition from none to one was the hardest, but I maintain going from one to two kids is the biggest game changer. Everyone is so excited for that first kid! Grandparents crawl out of the woodwork to hold him, there is no shortage of babysitters; neighbors you barely talk to bring […]
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June 30, 2015
Be That Match
All teachers havehad those students who can learn but simply choose notto. We’ve witnessed wasted beautiful minds, nonchalance of talent, and the refusal of effort. It is absolutely maddening; those studentshave the ability, but for whatever reason, their fire hasn’t been ignited. As educators, we long to be that incendiary match, but it’s much easier […]
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June 29, 2015
Why Every Husband & Father Should See Pixar’s Inside Out
Pixar's animated movie Inside Out made my husband a better father. Truth!
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June 27, 2015
Smells Like Childhood
I participated in an Influencer Activation on behalf of Influence Central for Neutrogena. I received samples to facilitate my review and a promotional item to thank me for my participation. The simple things are what I remember most about my childhood. Running around barefoot outside, invincible to bee stings and splinters. Joining the other […]
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June 25, 2015
They Serve Bagels In Heaven
They Serve Bagels In Heaven is a fantastic romance that radiates inspiration from its pages. As crazy as it may sound, I felt a sense of calm after finishing this book; my apprehensions about death were allayed through one couple's love for each other.
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