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September 8, 2015

Daddy Eye Candy

Before I was betrothed to Zach, I used to look for a certain “something” in potential suitors: a nice smile, kind eyes, and I’ve always loved a man in a watch. What? It’s my fantasy, lay off. If you had told me 10 years ago that a man rocking a wedding band, totting two kids […]

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Published on September 08, 2015 08:39

September 2, 2015

To Thine Own Self Be Shoe.

While chasing ourtoddlers from the onslaught of crashing waves, my husband casually remarked how footprints in the sand are here one minute and gone the next, erased forever by the grittysalt water. He wondered, naturally, if any of his footprints would stand the test of time. His musings had great potential for inspirationalconversation, but instead, […]

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Published on September 02, 2015 11:50

August 26, 2015

Reading Saves Lives

I’ve been an avid reader for as long as I can remember. I would pretend I could read long before I knew how to string letters together to create those magical words. One of my parents’favorite pictures is of a potty-training me sitting atop my plastic throne perusing a book I clutched upside down in […]

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Published on August 26, 2015 02:30

August 19, 2015

You Stink. Let Me Help! (A friendly giveaway)

Back to School is here, yo! Where did summer go? I think I rhyme when I’m nervous. It’s no secret my main man is starting Kindergartenthis fall,and I may be spiking my coffee with Kahlua for a little liquid courage tokeep it together while waving atthe departing bus. With our official beginning to elementary […]

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Published on August 19, 2015 05:22

August 18, 2015

Kiss and Go

At my son’s Kindergarten orientation, the principal put a name to the thing I’ve reluctantly been doing for the past three years: in order for my kid to be successful in independent endeavors, I’ve had no choice but tokiss and go. I don’t like the quick embrace and the quicker release; I would love to […]

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Published on August 18, 2015 06:43

August 12, 2015

When Your Kid Drops An F-Bomb

He danced in the fresh air, arms stretched upwardtothe spring sunshine, elated to be outdoors with his favorite person: me. My four-year-old relished our one-on-one time; when his youngersister napped, he got Mom all to himself. And on this day, he requested wehead outsidefor a game of cornhole. Well-versed in tailgate games (*parents of the […]

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Published on August 12, 2015 14:12

August 7, 2015

Get Your Read On! FOR FREE!

Hey, want a bunch of new books on someone else’s dime? Free stuff! Now I’ve got your attention, huh? I’ve teamed up with a bunch of my blogging buddies and asked the question: what book would you recommend for a last-blast at summer reading? What book would you love to share with others? Every month, […]

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Published on August 07, 2015 03:51

July 31, 2015

What I’ve Learned About Fiverr

A few days ago, I received an email from a nice gentleman named Mark. He was inquiring about my writing services and, being a freelance writer and a blog owner, I didn’t see anything unusual about his message. Then he referenced my Fiverr account and I was all what the whaaaa? I had never heard […]

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Published on July 31, 2015 02:05

July 30, 2015

Epic January

My first teaching gig was my absolute favorite. It was challenging and I went home in tears some days, but anything worth doing makes you cry, right? Just pretend. Though it has been longer than I’d care to admitsince I was a Valley Viking, my relationships with former colleagues have endured the years. […]

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Published on July 30, 2015 02:20

July 29, 2015

When Panty Lines Attack

Today is myanniversary, which means on this day 9 years ago,I had to cut my mom’s pantiesoff of her. My parentshad graciouslyturned their house into a hotel/salon for the gals in my wedding party. It was the morning of my I Do Day, and all of us were getting glammed up. The make-up artist was […]

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Published on July 29, 2015 02:02