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Customers who bought this also bought... WHAT?!?
Here's some crazy fun for your night. Jump on Amazon, shop for stuff, and look at the section where Amazon shows you the OTHER stuff people buy in addition to the item you're considering.
Sometimes, it makes perfect sense. I bought my pitty Frank a new elk horn and a Kong Wubba.
*Yeah, he's spoiled. So?*
Anywho, according to Amazon, "customers who bought this item also bought..."
Leashes. Poo-bags. Collapsible water bowls. Nylabones. Greenies.
That makes perfect sense. I bought dog stuff. Other people bought similar dog stuff. The world is in balance and all the little birds sing.
OK. Now let's take a look at my book's page. Customers who bought Wisconsin Vamp also bought...
"Zombie Attack! Rise of the Horde!"
No problem with that one.
"Apocalypticon"
Huh. Sounds dark, but you know, I'm still following.
"Studs and Stilletos"
Wait... WHAT? WTF? How'd we jump from a bowling, beer guzzling vampire in northern Wisconsin to, wait. Lemme look at the book description.
"She craves the bright lights. He shuns them.
Emily Murphy isn’t afraid to swap her fancy wardrobe for a worn pair of barn boots. Working on the set of a Kentucky movie might be just the ticket to landing a real acting job and proving to her sister she can accomplish something worthwhile.
Dan Barrett knows a lot about hard work and even more about horses. And while he’s drawn by Emily’s beauty and pluck, he wants a stay-at-home ranch girl. But fighting their attraction is difficult, and soon they both realize that what they thought they wanted isn’t what they really need.
Unfortunately, Dan isn’t the only person watching Emily. And the other one is a ruthless killer determined to keep a tragic secret buried."
Really, Amazon? Really? You're a jerk.
Sometimes, it makes perfect sense. I bought my pitty Frank a new elk horn and a Kong Wubba.
*Yeah, he's spoiled. So?*
Anywho, according to Amazon, "customers who bought this item also bought..."
Leashes. Poo-bags. Collapsible water bowls. Nylabones. Greenies.
That makes perfect sense. I bought dog stuff. Other people bought similar dog stuff. The world is in balance and all the little birds sing.
OK. Now let's take a look at my book's page. Customers who bought Wisconsin Vamp also bought...
"Zombie Attack! Rise of the Horde!"
No problem with that one.
"Apocalypticon"
Huh. Sounds dark, but you know, I'm still following.
"Studs and Stilletos"
Wait... WHAT? WTF? How'd we jump from a bowling, beer guzzling vampire in northern Wisconsin to, wait. Lemme look at the book description.
"She craves the bright lights. He shuns them.
Emily Murphy isn’t afraid to swap her fancy wardrobe for a worn pair of barn boots. Working on the set of a Kentucky movie might be just the ticket to landing a real acting job and proving to her sister she can accomplish something worthwhile.
Dan Barrett knows a lot about hard work and even more about horses. And while he’s drawn by Emily’s beauty and pluck, he wants a stay-at-home ranch girl. But fighting their attraction is difficult, and soon they both realize that what they thought they wanted isn’t what they really need.
Unfortunately, Dan isn’t the only person watching Emily. And the other one is a ruthless killer determined to keep a tragic secret buried."
Really, Amazon? Really? You're a jerk.
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