Pawl Schwartz's Blog, page 151
July 1, 2015
Damnit. I’ve gotta stop hand delivering dick pics around...
Damnit. I’ve gotta stop hand delivering dick pics around the neighborhood.
June 30, 2015
urchicago:
RAMMSTEIN Reuniting This Fall || Du Hast...
RAMMSTEIN Reuniting This Fall || Du Hast to attend!!!
Rammstein, the beefed-up uber-German strap-on-wielding industrial metal band, not to be confused with an everyday ramming stone, will be re-grouping and heading out on tour beginning in September of this year of our Satan, 2015.
Frontman
Till Lindemann
dropped this with classic stoic nonchalance in this interview with rocksverige.se which, as per a Swedish law , is NSFW.you can read here and here. If you value a spectacle and haven’t seen them, (Schwartzenegger voice) DO IT NOW!
June 29, 2015
urchicago:
Little Jimmy Urine || The Wild Years NEW MIndless...
Little Jimmy Urine || The Wild Years
NEW MIndless Self Indulgence music drops Sept 18th on Metropolis Records
Just days ago, the little band that bitches love because they know that they can fuck announced a not-so-new album. More of an artifact of some lost time in MSI history. Either way, it’s a full album, the first since MSI’s aptly titled How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence which is my advice to all you squares out in hatersvile.
Pink is the old-new baby, weighing in at 7 years of drugs and fucking around for the CD produced. I can’t wait for Boris to sue. MSI hits a spastic sweet spot for me that no imitators can match, because no one else has even bothered to try. Well, maybe ,
Valiant attempts with the Buttons and the Mashing aside, I’m happy as a Clam on X for new music from the band that never grew up.
Jimmy Urine was able to enter these words regarding the album, despite the waves of haters he had to suffer trying to hold him back as he did so:
THE MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE HISTORICAL SOCIETY PRESENTS
“PINK” THE NEVER BEFORE RELEASED LOST RECORD BY MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!!!
BEFORE THERE WAS REBEL
BEFORE THERE WAS FRANKENSTEIN GIRLS
BEFORE THERE WAS TIGHT
THERE WAS PINK!! THE PREQUEL TO IT ALL
WRITTEN BY LITTLE JIMMY URINE IN HIS 20S AND PRODUCED BY LITTLE JIMMY URINE IN HIS 40S
THIS RETRO 1990S ALBUM IS THE LOST PUZZLE PIECE IN THE FORMATION OF THE UNIQUE MSI SOUND THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY PISS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ….
PINK IS 19 TRACKS INCLUDING 15 NEVER BEFORE HEARD MSI SONGS TRACKS OFF THE SELF TITLED EP HIDDEN SONGS AN AUDIO DIARY FROM 22 YR OLD JIMMY URINE A PICTURE ANATOMY OF WHAT YOU NEED TO MAKE A MINDLESS SONG AND FINALLY AFTER 20 YEARS THE REVEAL OF THE ORIGIN OF THE NAME OF THE BAND
PINK THE LOST RECORD YOU BEGGED FOR IS NOW THE REALITY YOU WILL REGRET!
June 28, 2015
urchicago:
New Slayer Track || REPENTLESSThis track just...
New Slayer Track || REPENTLESS
This track just doesn’t give a fuck. Pure undiluted slayer set on fire and shaken violently. Listen carefully. Slayer’s new and likely final album of the same unrepentant title will be out on 9/11/2015. Slayer never forgets.
June 27, 2015
You got it, what it takes
Come get it, where you want it?
Go get...
You got it, what it takes
Come get it, where you want it?
Go get it, get involved
‘Cause the brothers in the street are willing to work it out
#classics
#rejectshisownpenisinfavorofotherpenises
#rejectshisownpenisinfavorofotherpenises
June 18, 2015
urchicago:
Iron Maiden || New Album, The Book of Souls gets...
Iron Maiden || New Album, The Book of Souls gets Release Date
It’s official, Iron Maiden will release their new album The Book of Souls September 4th 2015!
“We approached this album in a different way to how we’ve recorded previously. A lot of the songs were actually written while we were there in the studio and we rehearsed and recorded them straight away while they were still fresh, and I think that immediacy really shows in the songs, they have almost a live feel to them, I think. I’m very proud of The Book Of Souls, we all are, and we can’t wait for our fans to hear it, and especially to take it out on the road next year!”In my book, Maiden has still not made a bad album. With this coming hot on the heels of the new Lamb of God album, and a new Cattle Decapitation album, 2015 is looking like another great year for metal. Hail satan!
