Rival Gates's Blog, page 69
February 19, 2014
Interview With My Publisher
An interview with Melissa Miller, CEO of Solstice Publishing, www.solsticepublishing.com
Are you a founding member of SP?
Melissa - Yes. I started Solstice Publishing on my own in 2008 under another name and in 2010 I changed it to Solstice Publishing.
Could you please tell us how SP began?
Melissa - Solstice began because of my love of books. I started out as an author and then became a publisher the following year.
Do you work with agents?
Melissa - Yes we work with or without an agent.
During the publishing process, how many people at SP actually read an entire book besides the assigned editor?
Melissa - The EIC who decides to accept the book, then the editor, and the proofreader also read the entire book. So three people.
Is there any disadvantage being characterized as a “Midwestern Publisher?”
Melissa - I don’t believe so. We are an E Publisher. Everything we do is online so I don’t feel that your address in any way helps or hurts you in today’s epublishing industry.
Do you have a virtual staff with everyone in different locations communicating via email?
Melissa - Yes. We use Go To Meeting for face to face video meetings, Basecamp for project management, Facebook for chats and messages as well as emails and text messages for everything else. With all of the technology available to us today it’s not hard to have staff in different locations of the world.
An interview with Kate Collins COO of Solstice Publishing, www.solsticepublishing.com
Are you a founding member of SP?
Kate – No, but I’m thrilled to be part of it now. There’s something very exciting about working with people who have a clear vision of the future and an idea of how to get there. Melissa knows where she wants Solstice to go, and it’s a privilege to be able to help her get it to that level.
I see you are an author as well as the COO of Solstice. How and when did you make the transition from writing to publishing?
Kate – I was an author first, and then Melissa gave me the opportunity to work with her at Solstice. I think it’s given me a unique perspective on what happens on the business side that many authors don’t get.
Do you work with agents?
Kate – Yes, we have a few agents whose clients have signed with us. We have far more unagented authors, but that doesn’t matter to us. Having, or not having, an agent is a personal choice for each author.
How many people are working for SP today?
Kate – We’ve got about twenty or more people, counting all our editors and proofreaders. There’s a whole amazing crew that works on the books that the authors rarely interact with.
You’ve done some recent reorganization at SP. Can you describe the company’s current structure?
Kate – We’ve got an amazing staff now. Our Editors in Chief do a wonderful job in reading submissions, answering author questions, and the like. It makes it easier for me, as COO, to help Melissa grow the company. We can spend more time finding opportunities to promote the titles on a daily basis now.
How would you characterize SP publishing today?
Kate – Growing, expanding, and thriving! Melissa’s done a great job in the recent changes, making it easier for all of us to get things done and help out the authors even more. We’re all big on communication, and the new chain of command really keeps the flow moving towards getting the titles released.
How do you attract new authors?
Kate – The normal venues of social media, and referrals by our authors. They’re our greatest asset, and best referral network.
On average how many submissions do you receive each month?
Kate – That varies so much! We really can’t put a number on it. One month can see three, the next have 20.
How does your staff choose which to publish?
Kate – That depends on the EiC that reads it and what they feel makes a good book. We’ve got a general guideline to go by, but it’s up to the individual Editor in Chief to make the call.
Is there any disadvantage being characterized as a “Midwestern Publisher?”
Kate – I didn’t even know there was such a thing! LOL. We’re a publisher. Period. Sure, we’re not one of the big 5 out of New York City, but we’re growing. Given the nature of communication now, it’s just as easy to email someone or ask them a question on FaceBook over sit down at lunch in Central Park and make a deal over a couple of drinks.
Do you have a virtual staff with everyone in different locations communicating via email?
Kate – Yes. In some ways, it’s an advantage. Our staff is able to work at different times, making it so someone’s available to talk with authors outside of what many would think of as normal business hours.
How many authors have you contracted with?
Kate – Probably around 200 currently, but the number fluctuates from month to month as new authors are accepted.
How many books do you publish each year?
Kate – That varies so much! It’s impossible to give an accurate number.
How many active books do you currently have?
Kate – Best estimate is around 400 titles out right now. We release new books almost every month, though, so it’s pretty fluid!
Are your contracts for authors or for individual books?
Kate – We contract each title separately, instead of by author.
I noticed that you have a rather long list of books optioned for film. How do you work that, and what are the steps?
Kate – We’ve been approached by production companies who had interest in some of our titles. Due to confidentiality agreements, we can’t say more.
Book links:
Amazon – Kindle/Daughter of Hauk: http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Raven-...
Amazon – Kindle/Son of Corse: http://www.amazon.com/Corse-Raven-Chr...
Amazon – Kindle/Mark of the Successor: http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Successor-...
Amazon – Kindle/Kick the Can: http://www.amazon.com/Kick-Can-KateMa...
Amazon – Kindle/The Strength Within: http://www.amazon.com/Strength-Within...
Amazon – Kindle/Looking At The Light: http://www.amazon.com/Looking-The-Lig...
Amazon – Kindle/A Stab at the Dark: http://www.amazon.com/A-Stab-At-The-D...
Amazon – Paperback/Daughter of Hauk: http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Of-Hau...
Amazon – Paperback/Mark of the Successor:
http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Successor-...
Amazon – Paperback/Son of Corse: http://www.amazon.com/Son-Corse-Raven...
Audio Book:
http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Hauk-R...
Twitter: @DaughterHauk
FB: http://www.facebook.com/pages/KateMar...
Blog: http://www.katemariecollins.wordpress...
Are you a founding member of SP?
Melissa - Yes. I started Solstice Publishing on my own in 2008 under another name and in 2010 I changed it to Solstice Publishing.
Could you please tell us how SP began?
Melissa - Solstice began because of my love of books. I started out as an author and then became a publisher the following year.
Do you work with agents?
Melissa - Yes we work with or without an agent.
During the publishing process, how many people at SP actually read an entire book besides the assigned editor?
Melissa - The EIC who decides to accept the book, then the editor, and the proofreader also read the entire book. So three people.
Is there any disadvantage being characterized as a “Midwestern Publisher?”
Melissa - I don’t believe so. We are an E Publisher. Everything we do is online so I don’t feel that your address in any way helps or hurts you in today’s epublishing industry.
Do you have a virtual staff with everyone in different locations communicating via email?
Melissa - Yes. We use Go To Meeting for face to face video meetings, Basecamp for project management, Facebook for chats and messages as well as emails and text messages for everything else. With all of the technology available to us today it’s not hard to have staff in different locations of the world.
An interview with Kate Collins COO of Solstice Publishing, www.solsticepublishing.com
Are you a founding member of SP?
Kate – No, but I’m thrilled to be part of it now. There’s something very exciting about working with people who have a clear vision of the future and an idea of how to get there. Melissa knows where she wants Solstice to go, and it’s a privilege to be able to help her get it to that level.
I see you are an author as well as the COO of Solstice. How and when did you make the transition from writing to publishing?
Kate – I was an author first, and then Melissa gave me the opportunity to work with her at Solstice. I think it’s given me a unique perspective on what happens on the business side that many authors don’t get.
Do you work with agents?
Kate – Yes, we have a few agents whose clients have signed with us. We have far more unagented authors, but that doesn’t matter to us. Having, or not having, an agent is a personal choice for each author.
How many people are working for SP today?
Kate – We’ve got about twenty or more people, counting all our editors and proofreaders. There’s a whole amazing crew that works on the books that the authors rarely interact with.
You’ve done some recent reorganization at SP. Can you describe the company’s current structure?
Kate – We’ve got an amazing staff now. Our Editors in Chief do a wonderful job in reading submissions, answering author questions, and the like. It makes it easier for me, as COO, to help Melissa grow the company. We can spend more time finding opportunities to promote the titles on a daily basis now.
How would you characterize SP publishing today?
Kate – Growing, expanding, and thriving! Melissa’s done a great job in the recent changes, making it easier for all of us to get things done and help out the authors even more. We’re all big on communication, and the new chain of command really keeps the flow moving towards getting the titles released.
How do you attract new authors?
Kate – The normal venues of social media, and referrals by our authors. They’re our greatest asset, and best referral network.
On average how many submissions do you receive each month?
Kate – That varies so much! We really can’t put a number on it. One month can see three, the next have 20.
How does your staff choose which to publish?
Kate – That depends on the EiC that reads it and what they feel makes a good book. We’ve got a general guideline to go by, but it’s up to the individual Editor in Chief to make the call.
Is there any disadvantage being characterized as a “Midwestern Publisher?”
Kate – I didn’t even know there was such a thing! LOL. We’re a publisher. Period. Sure, we’re not one of the big 5 out of New York City, but we’re growing. Given the nature of communication now, it’s just as easy to email someone or ask them a question on FaceBook over sit down at lunch in Central Park and make a deal over a couple of drinks.
Do you have a virtual staff with everyone in different locations communicating via email?
Kate – Yes. In some ways, it’s an advantage. Our staff is able to work at different times, making it so someone’s available to talk with authors outside of what many would think of as normal business hours.
How many authors have you contracted with?
Kate – Probably around 200 currently, but the number fluctuates from month to month as new authors are accepted.
How many books do you publish each year?
Kate – That varies so much! It’s impossible to give an accurate number.
How many active books do you currently have?
Kate – Best estimate is around 400 titles out right now. We release new books almost every month, though, so it’s pretty fluid!
Are your contracts for authors or for individual books?
Kate – We contract each title separately, instead of by author.
I noticed that you have a rather long list of books optioned for film. How do you work that, and what are the steps?
Kate – We’ve been approached by production companies who had interest in some of our titles. Due to confidentiality agreements, we can’t say more.
Book links:
Amazon – Kindle/Daughter of Hauk: http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Raven-...
Amazon – Kindle/Son of Corse: http://www.amazon.com/Corse-Raven-Chr...
Amazon – Kindle/Mark of the Successor: http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Successor-...
Amazon – Kindle/Kick the Can: http://www.amazon.com/Kick-Can-KateMa...
Amazon – Kindle/The Strength Within: http://www.amazon.com/Strength-Within...
Amazon – Kindle/Looking At The Light: http://www.amazon.com/Looking-The-Lig...
Amazon – Kindle/A Stab at the Dark: http://www.amazon.com/A-Stab-At-The-D...
Amazon – Paperback/Daughter of Hauk: http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Of-Hau...
Amazon – Paperback/Mark of the Successor:
http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Successor-...
Amazon – Paperback/Son of Corse: http://www.amazon.com/Son-Corse-Raven...
Audio Book:
http://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Hauk-R...
Twitter: @DaughterHauk
FB: http://www.facebook.com/pages/KateMar...
Blog: http://www.katemariecollins.wordpress...
Published on February 19, 2014 11:22
February 18, 2014
Shopping at Kmart
It seems that every retail store is trying to cash in on either internet sales or phone sales. More and more, my inbox fills with “on line only” and “mail order” offers. As a person who does not get many opportunities to shop in stores, I have been taking greater advantage of them. Just recently, however, I actually went to Kmart to buy some shoes. I really love these particular shoes and they are the only ones who carry them. When I heard they were on sale, I made a trip to the store. As luck would have it, they were out of my size. I eventually found a store associate and was told that I could place an order in the store and they would be delivered to my house for free. That sounded fair enough. So I placed the order in the store after buying my daughter some shoes. On her order I was given a coupon for $5.00 off my next shoe purchase. So I tried to use the coupon on my shoes. They said I could not use it because the order was being placed for shipment to my home. I was disappointed but figured it was not a big deal. When I returned home I noticed the wrong size had been ordered. I tried to call the store but they had closed for the evening. So I called the phone sales department. They said they could not cancel the first pair of shoes but I could order another pair and when they both arrived I could return the wrong size in the store. I wasn’t happy about putting out twice the money but at least I could now use my coupon. When I brought it up I was told it was an “In Store” coupon and that I could not use it for shipment to the home. This was one of those points you have in life where you either blow your top or laugh. I chose the latter. When I was asked what was so funny, I responded that the store said I could only use it for shipments to the home and now they were saying I could only use it in the store. They had to see the irony there. In my most polite voice I asked that they check with their supervisor and see if they could make an exception. In the end I was allowed to use the coupon. I soon had two emails saying my orders had shipped. This should be the end of the story but it is not, sadly. Yesterday I received an email saying one of the orders had been canceled and I would not be charged. (Even though I had already been charged.) It turns out when they ordered the correct sized shoes, they put in some address in Iowa that didn’t exist instead of Nebraska. The wrong shoes arrived and the right ones were cancelled but not refunded. So I called again and was told I would have to order again but that they were no longer on sale. I didn’t laugh this time. In a bothered but calm tone I told them it wasn’t my fault they couldn’t transfer the shipping address from one order to the other and I wanted the price they were when I bought them…and my coupon! Skipping to the end, they finally have ordered the shoes that I have paid 3 times for and have nothing to wear. If only they had stocked my size in the store, none of this would have happened.
Published on February 18, 2014 15:18
February 16, 2014
I Was Watching Grease...
My mother was a double major, Music and English. As a result we grew up as kids watching every musical in the book. We would watch Camelot, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, West Side Story, Godspell, The Sound of Music, The Blues Brothers the Beatles movies and pretty much any movie with Bing Crosby. If there was a soundtrack for it, chances are we watched it and even owned it. I was watching the movie “Grease” today. That was always tuned in if it was on. Its funny how many subtle and often inappropriate jokes were made in that movie that I never picked up on in my youth. I was watching it with my twelve year old daughter and was wondering how many of the comments were going over her head and how many she actually understood. It’s not the kind of question you ask because it forces you to explain all the hidden meanings and that would be one long conversation for no reason. Still I watched her and wondered. I think children have been exposed to much more adult subjects at an earlier age than I was. Perhaps I lived a sheltered life but I think a good number of parents would agree with me that children are aware at an earlier age to things like sex and drugs than we were. By the same token, my father told me that we were exposed to much more age inappropriate subjects than he and his generation had been. The point was driven home for me a few years back when I was driving with my son and I was listening to the Beach Boys. He told me that, “Their music isn’t much different from 50 Cent. They just don’t swear.” I am no expert on 50 Cent. I do know that there is a world of difference to me between his styling’s and those of the Beach Boys. From my son’s point of view, though, he saw them as the same. It is not so dissimilar to my father lambasting my music as “junk” when compared to Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, Tony Bennett and a slew of others. It seems to be the nature of things that each generation takes music and pushes the envelope a little farther than it had previously been pushed. Think about it. In the 1980s you couldn’t have had a song like “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry. It never would have flown. In the 1970s you couldn’t have had Madonna being…Madonna. In the early 1960s you couldn’t have had AC/DC singing, “You Shook Me…” The list goes on. It kind of makes me wonder what my daughter will be watching with her children one day and hope to not have to explain.
Published on February 16, 2014 17:53
February 15, 2014
Criticism Is Not All Bad
There is a school of thought when it comes to book reviews that only five star reviews are desirable. In a perfect world everyone would love your work. I, however, am not a member of a perfect world. That’s okay with me. Not everyone is going to love your work all the time. It is the nature of entertainment. Take a famous singer for example. That person may have 5 number 1 hits on their album, but there are songs on it that did not go number 1. In fact, many of the other songs probably didn’t even get played on the radio. That artist worked hard on those songs. Maybe they were some of their favorites on the album. There might be a bit of a sting when you put your heart into something like that and people don’t appreciate it. That doesn’t take away from the fact that the singer was quite proud of those songs. Steven Tyler from Aerosmith was once interviewed for a documentary and footage was shown of the band’s record producer putting down some of the songs for the new album. He was indignant. In the interview he explained that each song is like your baby that you have created and someone is criticizing that offspring. It hurts. I can understand that. Anything that attacks your baby is upsetting. People may love a song he never thought much of and detest the one he was most passionate about. None of that matters to the creator. If it’s your baby and you love it…that’s all that matters. I have been fortunate to have mostly positive reviews. The negatives that were pointed out were either simply a difference in taste or perhaps something I might want to look into for the next book. Criticism can be very helpful when taken in a constructive way. It makes you better at your craft. I would never have even been able to compose a book if my father was not so hard on me about my writing. My writing would have been abysmal if my teachers in school had not demanded more from me. When I have a review with parts which are unflattering, I take it with a grain of salt and look at it from a larger perspective. Is this just not the person’s cup of tea or do they have valid points. Whichever it may happen to be, I am grateful someone took the time to review my work in the first place and then take the time to write a piece on it. The most amazing part of reviews to me is that people see parts of the book which I never gave much thought and find it the reason to love the work. Then areas I painstakingly researched and plotted out were “skimmed”. Everyone sees different things in art. You could be looking at a book or a painting or listening to a song. As long as it speaks to you in some way, then my efforts have touched your life. I can think of no greater gift an artist can bestow. As for the reviews with criticism, each of those reviewers has expressed a desire to read the next book, “Sapphire Crucible”, which is currently being edited. They couldn’t have disliked the first book that much.
Published on February 15, 2014 20:56
February 13, 2014
Phone Calls and Flower Shopping
Well it’s Valentine’s Day again. In case I could have possibly forgotten among the countless jewelry and Victoria’s Secret commercials, I received another reminder today. It was not from my wife, mind you. I came home this evening and listened to my answering machine. I have one of those messages where the machine speaks and says the number you have reached and to leave a message. There was a message from a stranger saying they wanted to make a reservation for Friday night and to call them back at a certain number. I shrugged it off and deleted it. The next message was from the same person asking why he hadn’t received a call back yet. I chuckled and deleted the message. The next message was from the same person. This time he was furious. He said he was never going to eat there again if we didn’t call him back and make a reservation. The fourth and final message was him again saying he couldn’t believe that no one was calling back. Right after I deleted it, the phone rang and the caller ID said it was the same person. I picked it up and said, “Hello?” The person immediately hung up. I guess he didn’t want the reservation after all. I have this habit of always having to work on Valentine’s night. When you go to the grocery store at 9:30 on Valentine’s evening the floral department is pretty bare. One year a guy literally tried to pull the last rose out of my hand after I had picked it up. It wasn’t much of a rose, but I was the one who had it and it was the last one in the store. I had to get a store associate to help me get him to let go. Lesson learned. Ever since then I have bought my wife roses the night before and either given them to her then or put them in a vase after she was asleep so she would see them in the morning. This way the selection is always good and everyone is happy. I picked up my youngest daughter tonight on the way to the store to help pick them. I am a traditional red rose guy. My wife never complains and they just seem right. Tonight my daughter said, “This year get her white ones.” I said I wanted red ones. She pointed out that the red ones looked wilted already and the white ones still looked fresh. Then she pointed out how mad her mom would be if the roses died in a couple of days. I have to say, she was right. So after a long debate I finally bought the white ones. I know different colored roses are supposed to mean different things. I have no idea what white means and hopefully my wife doesn’t either. She is my life. When I feel like I am going to falter, she is right there to hold me up. She is my rock and I could not imagine life without her. Happy Valentine’s Day to my darling wife and to all of you. I hope your flower shopping goes well.
Published on February 13, 2014 20:43
February 12, 2014
Fear
I was paying bills today and my wife texted me asking what I was doing. When I told her she jokingly said, “That sounds like fun.” It reminded me of something I learned in Persuasion Class back in college. It is the one appeal that is stronger in advertising than any other. I am referring to the fear appeal. It has a stronger draw than sex, desire for gain and basic need combined! I noticed it as I was paying the bills. I wasn’t paying because I wanted to give my money away. I wasn’t paying out of a need to make to payee happy. I wasn’t paying because doing so is something basic humans need to do. And I certainly wasn’t doing it because it made me feel good about myself. I was paying bills because of that fear deep down inside. You know that fear. “What if I forget to pay this and they start calling me! Or maybe it will end up on my credit score! We can’t be having that now, can we? So even though they weren’t due for another week or so, I paid them now so I wouldn’t have to worry about it in the future. The fear of the consequences made me pay the bills. Advertisers have been tapping into this for years. It works so well on us because it strikes that common human trait…fear. I love life insurance salesmen. Their opening line is always, “If something happened to you, is there enough insurance on you to take care of your family for the rest of their lives? No one is actually going to say “Yes” in their heads because you never will feel like you have enough insurance to take care of your family. Then you start to worry about all the horrible things that could happen to your family if something happened to you. Once the fear is there, the salesman or commercial as it may be shows you how “affordable caring for your loved ones can be.” Kind of evil…isn’t it? Even if you buy the policy, you still will worry that it won’t be enough. I have mentioned this before in blogs but car repair places are the same way. They tell you “It doesn’t have to be fixed now but I would do it soon or it could cause an accident.” My favorite, of course is, “You need to have this done to make it safe to drive.” When you hear that you immediately start imagining all the horrible things that could happen to your family in the car. If you have the means, 9 times out of 10 you have the repairs done. Again, you don’t do it to feel good. You do it so you won’t worry when your family is in the car. Isn’t it funny how advertisers and salesmen like to stress the fear of loss to someone close to you? In general, people will forgo what could be called luxury expenses for themselves. When it comes to those you love, however, the checkbook is open. Let’s face it. The insurance salesman doesn’t say, “Hey, if you die without enough insurance I bet you’ll feel stupid.” Actually you won’t feel anything. You’ll be dead! Now the ones you leave behind, that’s where the fear strikes. I wish this method was not so effective but it is. In fact I just remembered another bill I need to pay. I better do that quick!
Published on February 12, 2014 09:48
February 11, 2014
Doctors and Editors
It’s been over two weeks that I have been sick and I have been to my family doctor several times. After rounds of steroids and antibiotics not helping I went to a specialist today. Apparently I have a sinusitis, bronchitis and laryngitis. Put that all together and they say it is like the “Croup.” Now I hear that word and it doesn’t sound like it’s so bad. There effects, however, are terrible. I can barely speak and when I cough I sound like someone who is a chain smoker. I’ll have to look this up on Web MD later. So what did the specialist do for me? He gave me another round of antibiotics, steroids and an inhaler. It is not my place to second guess the medical establishment. I hold them in high esteem. Sometimes, however, it seems like they’re fishing in the dark. If there’s the slightest problem they throw antibiotics at it. I’ll see how this goes but so far none of the medicine has made a significant difference. I had mentioned the other day in my blog how my 12 year old daughter has been such a help shopping while I haven’t been able to speak. She’s at school right now and I need to pick up my prescriptions. That should be fun. I tried picking one up last night at the drive through. I had to open my car door and put my mouth right next to the speaker for them to hear. Then they misunderstood what I was saying and I had to keep repeating myself in a softer and softer tone as what little voice I had faded. After five tries they finally understood my birthday and were able to tell me…that the medicine was not in the store and I had to come back today. Seriously? After all that? I know they have to make sure you’re the right person before dispensing information but that seems like a lot to go through to find out you are wasting your time. It’s not the pharmacist’s fault. It’s just frustrating. Fortunately, the one thing I can do at this time is writing. There is plenty of editing still to do on “Sapphire Crucible” so I can stay busy without saying a word. When you edit your book it’s amazing how many changes need to be made. Sometimes you feel like you should get credit for the things you did right. Still, most of the changes are minor and often times not necessarily errors but ways to make the book flow better. Editors are kind of like doctors. Even though they may be doing something to you that hurts at the time, they have your best interests at heart and you need to remember they are there to help. While I do my edits, I will dream of the good old days when I could speak freely and wait for those days to return.
Published on February 11, 2014 10:35
February 9, 2014
2 New Interviews and a Review
I have been honored by three more blogs. First I have an interview on “Between the Lines” at http://wp.me/p47cK4-it. I want to thank them for having me as a guest. They run a first rate blog. Then “Stealing Pages” wrote a piece on me as well. You can read it at http://stealingpages.com/2014/02/07/a.... I love doing interviews for different sites because the questions can vary so much. Most exciting is a book review done on “Mary’s Cup of Tea”, another great blog with a huge following. The review was most flattering and a solid representation of “Quest for the Red Sapphire.” It is listed here. http://www.mmbearcupoftea.com/2014/02.... Thank you to Mary for the kind words. Check out all these pieces for more information.
Published on February 09, 2014 12:40
February 8, 2014
New Author Interview
Today is a short blog but it contains two pieces of good news. The first piece is that I received the editor’s copy of Sapphire Crucible today. Now I will make revisions and send it through for a final read. This is just another step toward the publishing of the long awaited sequel to ”Quest for the Red Sapphire”. While I am on the subject of book 1 in the series, I have my second piece of good news. The blog “Between the Lines” has posted an interview with me about it. Check it out at http://betweenthelinesbookblog.wordpr...
I love sharing these interviews with my fans. Happy reading!
I love sharing these interviews with my fans. Happy reading!
Published on February 08, 2014 14:45
February 6, 2014
Toboggan Rides
With the recent snowfall I noticed one of the neighbor children with a sled trying to ride down a small slope in his yard. He tried and tried but was unsuccessful. The snow simply wasn’t deep enough for the deep cutting blades of his first class toboggan. It made me stop and think about my own childhood. My siblings and I would see a good dusting of powder and head for the big hill in the park. I swear the thing was a mountain. We would climb up and try to stay out of the way of other kids sliding down. We didn’t have the super cool sleds but then again, neither did anyone else. We used garbage can lids, sheets of plastic, a shovel and sometimes things we invented in the garage. There was no status to maintain on the hill. Everyone brought what they had and made do. If you wanted to slide sitting down, the garbage can lid was the way to go. Put it upside down on a steep hill and you were flying. The only problem was that there was simply no way to steer. You had to sort of slide in a general direction and hope not to hit anyone or anything. After some words of wisdom from my brother I learned you could alter your direction by placing a hand in the snow behind you as you slid and use it as a rudder. It worked reasonably well. There were of course those impacts you saw coming that you could do nothing about. Often times it was another rider on a collision course with you. There were two options and you had to act fast. Run into the other rider and hope you just bounced off one another, or bail out and tumble down the hill. Neither plan usually worked out well. With the speeds involved there were very few “bumps” and a whole lot of collisions that would wipe at least one of you out. That would fill the suit with snow pretty fast. Bailing out was worse. You were guaranteed to take a fall and then you became a slow, large moving object half way down the hill in danger of being hit several times. If you liked to lay down on your way down the hill you went for the plastic sheet. They were cheap to buy and usually came in neon colors which was always fun. You laid down face first and held up the front high enough to buffer the snow but low enough to see over. That sheet went a lot faster than the can lid. There was practically no resistance. It had some of the same dangers but at least you could steer by leaning one way or another. The most crashes happened when you hit a bump and couldn’t see what was ahead of you. Often your hat would slide over your eyes and if you tried to adjust it, it meant letting go of the sheet with one hand which caused you to go off course and usually crash. Riding the shovel looks cool in the movies but in practice is a bit too rough on your private parts as you are bouncing down that hill and it is jamming you between the legs. It hurts to think about. Invariably at the bottom of the hill some genius always had a busy roadway. So even if you made it down safely, you usually had to bail out to avoid going into the street. And do you know what we did after we reached the bottom? We marched back up the hill to do it again. There were almost never any adults and the general rule was to stay out until it was almost dark or you had too much snow in your suit to stay outside any longer. You don’t see things like that these days. Instead you see a $75 toboggan getting stuck on a 4 foot hill. Give me back the old days.
Published on February 06, 2014 17:02