Andy Seven

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Andy Seven has written for music publications as diverse as Rock City News, Fiz, Glossolalia, Flipside and Rock Scene Magazine. His experiences in the original Hollywood punk scene are documented in Brendan Mullen’s memoir “We Got The Neutron Bomb” and in the Germs biography, “Lexicon Devil”.

Seven's writing employs roman noir/pulp fiction elements with a strong Fifties Beat influence to create a new genre of hard-boiled writing, punk noir. His novels Every Good Boy Dies First and Every Bitch For Himself are prime examples of his hard-as-nails crime fiction.

Mr. Seven lives in Hollywood and is the author of the weekly blog, "Out Demons Out", which is now in its tenth year. He's currently at work on his fifth novel, to be released in 2019.

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Palm Springs Man

The sun was blindingly bright, so bright that the only relief would be to close one’s eyes.

Waves of heat undulated and danced in front of Sam’s eyes as he walked slowly down the desert road.

The road was darker than the sidewalk, so bright it made him dizzy.

He was under the thumb of solar imperialism, and the sun owned everything, and everyone lock, stock and barrel.

He was dizzy, thirst...

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Every Bitch For Himself

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Every Good Boy Dies First

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Wranglers' Canyon/Crash Walker

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Sur La Plage (red COFFEE Chapter 7) (Mystery & Thrillers)
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Description: Chapter 7 in the continuing saga of Lois Angelus, 1930s supermodel, in which she vamps it up for the camera at Santa Monica Beach. Our heroine gets more than what she asks for, as usual.
Angel's Flight (red COFFEE Chapter 10) (Mystery & Thrillers)
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Description: The boogey men look a lot like scarecrows and they're coming to get ya.
The Lonely Goddess (Mystery & Thrillers)
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Description: A sort-of Thirties supermodel testifies that all that glitters is not gold.
Spaceball Ricochet (crash WALKER Chapter 14) (Mystery & Thrillers)
1 chapters   —   updated May 13, 2015 06:32PM
Description: A publicity stunt on the streets of Hollywood Blvd. goes haywire.
Crashing The International Teen Fair (crash WALKER Chapter 11) (Mystery & Thrillers)
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Description: Crash Walker makes the scene at The International Teen Fair.
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Plan B was an uncompleted novel by Chester Himes and stayed unfinished for a reason. It sets a scorched earth policy towards race relations and doesn't let up at any point. Himes decries racism but there isn't one halfway normal African-American char ...more
" Harry wrote: "Jeez, Tarantino's new film really does sound like the plot to your (immensely enjoyable) book Crash Walker! Maybe a lawsuit could provid ...more "
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" Julia wrote: "A couple of my friends and I were also at the KPFK studio the night all those great bands were there, and we sang along with the Na, na, ...more "
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Dave Van Ronk was a highly entertaining artist who juggled blues and ragtime jazz with folk music. He emerged on the Greenwich Village scene in the Fifties and this book lists his eternal struggle to make it in a music business perpetually obsessed w ...more
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“In this place called Hell novels are written by people who don't read books.”
Andy Seven

“Big Jason walked into the club, stared at the band beginning their sound check and quickly walked over to the bar. Lily looked up from her rinsing and smiled.
"Big Jason Gulliver, back in town. Raquel said Godzilla returned to Tokyo, I wondered how soon you'd drop by here".

"Front me a soda, Lily. How's the night club racket?" Jason barked over the noisy band.
"Guys still hitting on me, including your stupid friend King Steve", Lily shot a jet of soda pop from her beverage gun into a water glass.
Jason chortled. "He's slow on the draw. You're a fuckin' dyke but a cool fuckin' dyke. I don't even care if you sleep with my girl".
"Why thank you, Caveman", Lily smiled, handing him the soda with a cherry on top.”
Andy Seven, Every Bitch For Himself

“A life without enemies is a life not lived.”
Andy Seven, Wranglers' Canyon/Crash Walker

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
Mark Twain

“If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
Stephen King

“You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad.”
Aldous Huxley

“If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.”
Jean-Paul Sartre

“California is like a beautiful wild kid on heroin, high as a kite and thinking she's on top of the world, not knowing she's dying, not believing it even if you show her the marks.”
S.E. Hinton, Rumble Fish

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message 36: by Andy

Andy If you want to follow me on Facebook, here I am:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...


message 35: by Andy

Andy Harry wrote: "I've just been listening to your Trash Can School band on Soundcloud. You guys were great!"

Thanks. I've been thinking of playing again but I prefer writing. What conflicts! But thanks, keep listening.


message 34: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf I've just been listening to your Trash Can School band on Soundcloud. You guys were great!


message 33: by Andy

Andy Got another royalty check for my depraved books. Will be posting pics soon.


message 32: by Andy (last edited Sep 21, 2016 08:34PM)

Andy https://youtu.be/nmVcIhnvSx8

Kurt Vonnegut on How To Write A Short Story


message 31: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf Andy wrote: "No. Too much drama! Are Pursey and Parsons talking again?"

I thought you'd love the drama! Are they talking again? No idea.

The line-up history of Sham 69 is more complicated than The Fall.
I saw them a few years back, but without Pursey. Still, it was a pub-sized gig and was frantic as fuck.


message 30: by Andy

Andy Harry wrote: "I can't find any books about Sham 69 or Jimmy Pursey on Goodreads. D'you fancy writing one? :)"

No. Too much drama! Are Pursey and Parsons talking again?


message 29: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf I can't find any books about Sham 69 or Jimmy Pursey on Goodreads. D'you fancy writing one? :)


message 28: by Andy

Andy Harry wrote: "Now you've given more details, that's even more plain crazy!

A citation is a citation - how can you not cite GR if that's where something first appeared? And also not being able to mention Bookbab..."


That would make their bloody head explode!


message 27: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf Now you've given more details, that's even more plain crazy!

A citation is a citation - how can you not cite GR if that's where something first appeared? And also not being able to mention Bookbaby in a Bookbaby book? That's just stupid, baby.

You should call your next book Book Baby's Good Reads.


message 26: by Andy

Andy Jason wrote: "That's bizarre. There are goodreads haters but enough to effect sales?"

I think it's childish publishing politics rather than hatred. Amazon has become as bad as Apple, UMG and Disney. Unfortunately Amazon counts for most of my sales, so they're the boss. For now. :)


message 25: by Andy

Andy Harry wrote: "Andy wrote: "BookBaby has just informed they will withhold publishing my new book until I take Goodreads off the credits. They claim it compromises sales. What the hell does that mean?"

That's jus..."


Well, the message read as follows:

"Your document mentions and/or links to one or more online bookstores. Mentioning competitors or linking a website that sells eBooks, applications for devices, or audio files in any portion of the website is not allowed at our partners. This includes linking physical products to a site that also sells digital books, audio, and apps. Please submit a new file with no links or mentions of other bookstores, application stores, or audio stores. Specifically, within your manuscript, you mention Bookbaby and Goodreads. Please revise. Thank you."

This is BookBaby telling me not to mention their own company in the book, which I did, i.e. "All Andy Seven works are available on BookBaby". I'm assuming their fear is that Kindle Direct Publishing, a competitor, will ban the book, ruining any potential sales.

The part with Goodreads was a passage that said, "Some stories were previously published online at Goodreads.com". If giving these credits is cause for caution, then we're dealing with a highly thin-skinned marketplace, even nuttier than the big publishing guns. So much for the indie publishing industry.

Naturally I buckled under and made the changes, but making the revisions felt absurd. As Buk once said, "Shakespeare Never Did This".


message 24: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf Andy wrote: "BookBaby has just informed they will withhold publishing my new book until I take Goodreads off the credits. They claim it compromises sales. What the hell does that mean?"

That's just plain crazy!


message 23: by Jason

Jason That's bizarre. There are goodreads haters but enough to effect sales?


message 22: by Andy

Andy BookBaby has just informed they will withhold publishing my new book until I take Goodreads off the credits. They claim it compromises sales. What the hell does that mean?


message 21: by Andy

Andy

Finished all the proofreading to the new book. Now it's on to the rewrites>>>Here comes the fun.

— Andy Seven (@AndySevenLtd) May 31, 2016




message 19: by Andy

Andy Just noticed on my BookBaby sales statement that a few more people bought Wranglers' Canyon/Crash Walker. Whoever they are you have my eternal gratitude. Enjoy reading them as I enjoyed writing them.


message 18: by Andy

Andy “Get off me, you crazy bitches!” I yelled.

“I was struggling like crazy but these gals were too tough for me. I felt my pants and long johns getting torn off with the knife until I was lying down stark naked. The girl then sat on my chest and pinched my nose until I opened my mouth gasping for air. She spat the goo into my mouth, which I choked on and finally swallowed. Then she smeared the bitter mud all over me and with a smile smeared the mud gently all over the shaft of my penis, and I got to confess I got pretty excited. Then she took some more goo and spread it all over my balls, which she rubbed very slowly over and over until I got a throbbing erection.

“The only problem was my erection didn’t look like a Johnson any more but like a tall, fuzzy cactus. I wanted to scream but I couldn’t. And to make things worse the naked girls were all gone, and instead I saw eight cactus heads with tarantula legs with titties and winking cunts. They were all chanting.

“Kara byum erdim mada sungo falla”.

“They chanted that silly thing over and over again and one of the tarantula girls was drawing symbols in the sand and the chant made me laugh and giggle and I giggled even louder when I saw my jimmy and it wasn’t a jimmy any more but a green, prickly cactus. I giggled until I passed out”.

- Wranglers’ Canyon by Andy Seven
http://www.amazon.com/Wranglers-Canyo...


message 17: by Andy (last edited Jan 30, 2016 08:04PM)

Andy I stayed down on the ground and prayed for my life. As I looked up I saw a big, creepy clown looking down at me. He had a red wig with hair sticking out and pointing all over the place. His face was a powdered mess of pale white with a big, long nose and a wide, twisted smile made of greasepaint smeared across his face.

"Do you want me to chase away that darn bull, Cowboy? Maybe I will and maybe I won't", he whispered.

He then did something I'll never forget for the rest of my life. He took a large, bright red handkerchief and quickly tied it around my chest and then ran off laughing.

The bull saw me with the loud red thing on me and charged right at me, horns and wire and metal spikes coming my way while I set on a bed of broken glass bleeding.

I waited for that horned bastard to get closer and closer to me until I made my move. The kind any red-blooded American boy would make.

-Wranglers' Canyon by Andy Seven
http://www.amazon.com/Wranglers-Canyo...


message 16: by Andy

Andy I'm reading the Ernest Lehman short stories featuring J.J. Hunsecker and Sidney Falco, both from the Criterion Collection booklet that comes with the Sweet Smell of Success DVD package. If you can't afford the DVD, then seek out a copy at your local library.


message 15: by Jason

Jason Sounds really good, I've not read many westerns


message 14: by Andy

Andy
WRANGLERS' CANYON will be out in 5 days, my new cowboy noir novel...a land inhabited by killer rodeo clowns...metal-limbed Desperadoes shooting oil into their joints...Peyote-smeared Nymphos driven to feverish murder in the Arizona plains...all this and more in the new Andy Seven blockbuster, Wranglers' Canyon - COMING SOON.


message 13: by Andy

Andy Halfway finished with the rewrites to my new book. Lot o' heavy lifting going on here!


message 12: by Bitten

Bitten Heine
Andy, Happy New Year. You are one of few that has excellent taste in books, but I'm sure you already knew that. Fuck the rest of 'em.


message 11: by Andy (last edited Jun 06, 2009 04:39PM)

Andy Meg wrote: "Andy wrote: "Okay, I appreciate the recommendation. I'll check out "Escapes", but I'll prbably check out John Cheever first. I've been putting him off for awhile. "

What Cheever are you going to r..."


I'm getting the Collected Stories and I also plan on getting the multi-CD set of actors reading his stories, which can be found here:
http://www.amazon.com/John-Cheever-Au...




message 10: by Andy

Andy Okay, I appreciate the recommendation. I'll check out "Escapes", but I'll prbably check out John Cheever first. I've been putting him off for awhile.


message 9: by Andy

Andy Meg wrote: "Lurked and heard of the "defriending" incident Andy. I've been defriended too by someone and for no reason I can tell. Easy come, easy go sometimes and if it's over a review, well that's just silly."
I'm not taking it that hard, actually, because to tell you the truth I can't even remember the guy's name!




message 8: by Andy

Andy Meg wrote: "You're a jewel for reading my "sex offender diaries." Do you think I should call them "sex offender files" instead? hmmmm. Now I will read your work, Mr. Andy."
"Diary" or "journal" sounds good.



message 7: by Saleh

Saleh Hi.What We Talk About When We Talk About Love?PLZ Answer The Question In My Profile.



Courtney I sure am! Sorry I forgot to respond (;


message 5: by Ed

Ed Thanks for the add, Andy. I hadn't read the Goodis book you flagged. Thanks for the suggestion. Best for your writing. Have a great weekend.

Ed Lynskey
author, PELHAM FELL HERE


message 4: by Julie

Julie Feeling very Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone lately. Thankfully I don't need specs either.


message 3: by Julie

Julie Born, bred, and buttered in Huntington Beach. I've lived around Southern California all my life.


message 2: by Andy

Andy Here's the link:

http://members.nowpublic.com/np-1-722917

I don't know where the article went. Jeez!


Jasper T. No Way! thats the best story ever :) i wonder if that story is online? lol!


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